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michelle laren

@bibliotato.bsky.social
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Book person. Like, literally a person made from books. I'm also a library worker, zine collector, wannabe lit critic, big cardigan fan and frequently covered in cat hair. Forty-something, she/her. Comfortably awkward. FKA booktothefuture.

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Tommy Siegel @tommysiegel.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
grounds for divorce
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The Rumpus @therumpus.net · 27/08/2026
"You're making a huge mistake if you don't stop what you're doing right now to manifest your goals and imagine your dream life under the light of this full moon!" From "Moon Water," a new comic by Polly Lou Adams. 🌕️ buff.ly/MGfMj45
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michelle laren @bibliotato.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
My cup of ambition is thimble-sized today
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michelle laren @bibliotato.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Can someone please keep a 24-hour watch on Graeme Garden?
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The Goodies Graeme Garden
ALT: The Goodies Graeme Garden
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michelle laren @bibliotato.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Going to stay with my mum for a few days while she's recovering from surgery. Five books may be a little over the top for four days...
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michelle laren @bibliotato.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
There's about five preacher types in front of Flinders Street right now, basically having a screaming match with each other, except with megaphones
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michelle laren @bibliotato.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I assumed this wasn't the actual final cover until I saw it at work the other day. Nope. That's it. That's the book.
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michelle laren @bibliotato.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Having to remember to tap on my myki in this hellscape feels particularly cruel
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michelle laren @bibliotato.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Next time someone acts like I'm a huge fucking weirdo when I tell them I'm anti-AI, I'll send them this link.
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michelle laren @bibliotato.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Oh, ouch - this one hurts :(
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michelle laren @bibliotato.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Just going out on a limb with my pick for the Stella tonight...
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michelle laren @bibliotato.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Perimenopause: in gif form
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Furby Crushed by Hydraulic Press
Alt: Furby Crushed by Hydraulic Press
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michelle laren @bibliotato.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
It's May, otherwise known as the month I *may* get my shit together (unlikely but not impossible)
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michelle laren @bibliotato.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
We should just play this instead of the national anthem tbh
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michelle laren @bibliotato.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
If you're wondering how my day is going, I'm on my way home and just tried to use the tram tracker app to find out how much longer I have to wait. I'm at a bus stop.
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michelle laren @bibliotato.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Why are sprayed edges everywhere all of a sudden? (Not a complaint, I love them!)
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michelle laren @bibliotato.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
As a library person though, the holds queue for Wild Dark Shore...oof
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michelle laren @bibliotato.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Excited to see Cannon on the Stella longlist - one of my favourite graphic novels of 2025 (and love that the Stella recognises graphic storytelling ❤️)
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michelle laren @bibliotato.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Ah, the four genders
Screenshot of the "Gender" filter from a shopping website. The options are: kids, men, unisex, women
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michelle laren @bibliotato.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Since everyone took the piss out of Sussan for having an extra letter in her first name, Angus has decided to take a letter out of his name
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michelle laren @bibliotato.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
One of the reasons I miss my dad is because I'd show him something like this $70 to do list stand on an online store, then step back and watch him lose it for the next half an hour about how he could make it himself out of a wood offcut for five bucks at the most and so on and so forth
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michelle laren @bibliotato.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
The thing that annoys me most about Stranger Things 5 is finding out Dustin is playing a bard when he's been a rage-filled barbarian all season. Also, this is the nerdiest skeet I'll ever skoot.
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michelle laren @bibliotato.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I'm constantly getting those ads for mobile games where you have to save the king from being squashed, drowning, burning, freezing. I love them, if only because watching the ruling class get what they deserve makes me cackle like a maniac
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Fiona Katauskas @fionakatauskas.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Nice Wilcox book on the left
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michelle laren @bibliotato.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Happy New Year to everyone except 2025
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michelle laren @bibliotato.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
My mum set off the smoke alarm and I royally fucked up the gravy (up yours Paul Kelly)
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michelle laren @bibliotato.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Me: i really should post something to one of my various social media accounts Social media: *everything is terrible* Me: oh no
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michelle laren @bibliotato.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Product idea: a screen i can hang on my wall with "in this house, we do not" and whenever i need to, i can customise the sign with the rest of the sentence ("use generative AI", "support TERFS" and so on). Then I could just point to the sign. It'd save a lot of time.
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Rudy Rucker @rudytheelder.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
From 2 years ago. Free MIRRORSHADES! Weirdly this epic cyberpunk antho doesn't exist as an ebook. So we turned it into a free online webpage. Happy reading, and may ye wax gnarly and punk and dirty and ecstatic and intricate and all that good shit. Happy cybermonday. rudyrucker.com/mirrorshades/
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Mirrorshades
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michelle laren @bibliotato.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Has anyone else ever had a dream where they had to move into their grandma's house and then inexplicably ended up making out with Weird Al Yankovic, or is it just me?
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michelle laren @bibliotato.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Can we just call it early and give the next miles franklin to the Harold Holt swimming centre guy on Instagram?
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michelle laren @bibliotato.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
we need kaiju billy corgan immediately
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michelle laren @bibliotato.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Where I'd rather be today: in London, looking at this exhibition of Le Guin's maps
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The maps of Ursula K Le Guin reveal a fascinating insight into world-building in fantasy fiction
This fascinating show offers visitors a deeper sense of Le Guin’s maps as world-making and storytelling devices.
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michelle laren @bibliotato.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Copywriters. We need to talk about the word "elevate". Unless you actually work for an elevator company, could you maybe...I dunno, try a different word once in a while?
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michelle laren @bibliotato.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
*immediately adds a frankly irresponsible number of comics to her cart*
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michelle laren @bibliotato.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Make fonts serif again
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michelle laren @bibliotato.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
My niece and I drew pictures of the same orca image from the internet, then rated then. Mine is the one at the top. I gave hers a score of 20/10 ✨
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michelle laren @bibliotato.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
I'm going away. Somewhere your emails will never find me.
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michelle laren @bibliotato.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Aussie Bird Count, Melbourne edition:
Photo of Pam the Bird graffiti on the platform at Footscray station
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michelle laren @bibliotato.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
An update on the whaaaaat?
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michelle laren @bibliotato.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
My 10yo nephew, completely out of nowhere: Nothing beats a Jet2 holiday, and right now you can save up to £50 per person My 75 year old mum: ...um WHAT
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michelle laren @bibliotato.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
In every relationship, there's someone with a normal, working front door key and someone who has to stand outside wedged inside the screen door, twisting their key in the lock around for five minutes while muttering swear words
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michelle laren @bibliotato.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Buried halfway through the article: a book written by the CEO of QED Books is QBD's current "book of the month". Also, it sounds godawful.
theguardian.com
Australian novel attracts controversy over fictionalised depiction of gay codebreaker Alan Turing
Nick Croydon, the CEO of QBD Books, has faced criticism for his thriller The Turing Protocol
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michelle laren @bibliotato.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
My mum calls him "goat-yeah"
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michelle laren @bibliotato.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Waiting for TISM
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michelle laren @bibliotato.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Trying to find out when the Miles Franklin announcement is happening and AI has already called it
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Stephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Sometimes, I long for him
Comic strip by Stephen Collins, it begins with a nighttime city scene. In the next few panels, a mysterious figure, giant in the moonlight, walks towards us through the skyline. His feet echo "boom, boom" in the empty night.

A large title panel declares this character's name:

THE TW*T COLLECTOR. 

He stands, giant, unseen in the empty city night, wearing a big pointy hat on his head, and a sort of long smock. He is carrying a large sack in his hand. 

Slowly, he raises his arm, his arm extends, freakishly long, longer still, through the open window of a tower block. It reaches inside someone's home, and slowly withdraws, now clutching a protesting, terrified man. The man's wife comes to the window to watch his departure.

slowly, the giant raises the little man and inspectes him in his hand. After a pause, the man says "b-but I'm not a tw*t!" 

There is another pause, after which his wife, calmly from off screen, says "you are a  tw*t, dear".

The Tw*t Collector summarily throws the man in his bag, which we now see is full of screaming people and is labelled TW*TS, then stomps off into the distance, through the moonlit city.
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michelle laren @bibliotato.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
At no point of "dancing on my own" does Robyn specifically say the song is set *at a club*
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michelle laren @bibliotato.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Kid at my work, looking at my lazy eye intensely: ARE YOU BLIND? Me: No, but I do have bad eyesight, which is why I wear these big glasses Kid: CAN YOU SEE ANYTHING?? Me: Yes, but my eyes are a bit different...
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michelle laren @bibliotato.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Things I absolutely didn't have on my bingo card for this year #42 - taking my bereaved mum to see AC/DC
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