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Gray Phillips @bgrayphillips.bsky.social · 22h
YOU-AB!
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Gray Phillips @bgrayphillips.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Me reading this
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Gray Phillips @bgrayphillips.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
*spiritually this has always been the name
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Gray Phillips @bgrayphillips.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Best use of Kinko's* since picking up some janky ass fake IDs in 1993. Thank you, @hollyanderson.bsky.social , @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social !
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Gray Phillips @bgrayphillips.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Ernest Goes to Camp Critters.
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Gray Phillips @bgrayphillips.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
it's great - easy day trip on the train and they sell alcohol throughout the park.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
we're gonna win
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Gray Phillips @bgrayphillips.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
$66 for Stabler's "missing ring" year in Tuscaloosa + $76 for his SB championship year (plus fees). Roll Tide to the coolest to ever suit up in BDS! @newap-georgia.bsky.social ocial @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social sky.social
best attempt to take a single picture of "America" in one frame.
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Gray Phillips @bgrayphillips.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Needs to be a 100% accurate depiction and have Vulcan's ass hanging out. Is there a Homewood, UK he can moon?
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Gray Phillips @bgrayphillips.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Branson
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Gray Phillips @bgrayphillips.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
"if you think you can... please, go ahead, I don't mind" open.spotify.com/track/5TpJOU...
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I Don't Mind
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Gray Phillips @bgrayphillips.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
This book is nails.
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Gray Phillips @bgrayphillips.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Pinpoint accuracy on this one
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Gray Phillips @bgrayphillips.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Year 2051; location: Outer Pacific Oblast of the 4th Neutral American Confederacy 9 year old: "human grandpa, what were friends like in the before times?"
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Gray Phillips @bgrayphillips.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
bsky.app/profile/robd... Help is on the way
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Gray Phillips @bgrayphillips.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Seconded!
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Gray Phillips @bgrayphillips.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
My favorite newly found sentiment is: "I wish for you what you wish for immigrants"
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Gray Phillips @bgrayphillips.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
T-Mobile is a hatin' ass (complementary) communications company. They managed to dump on Verizon during a system outage update.
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Gray Phillips @bgrayphillips.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
This scene was filmed ~2 miles from my house. The bridge collapsed after a coal 18 wheeler slammed into a Datsun pickup, which was pushed into the back of a fuel truck. The studio got the state to delay repairs for 6 months so they could film this.
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Gray Phillips @bgrayphillips.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Eagerly awaiting to see how Hugh manages to take up all 5 spots on the bad teams list this week
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Gray Phillips @bgrayphillips.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
It would have been downright rude of us to sweep them. All going according to plan.
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a man is standing in a field with trees in the background and says `` i want you to feel you are doing well '' .
ALT: a man is standing in a field with trees in the background and says `` i want you to feel you are doing well '' .
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Gray Phillips @bgrayphillips.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Amazing!
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Gray Phillips @bgrayphillips.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
echo. this is a game changer
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
They’re going to make outlaws of all of us. We will all have to go to Canada to get our Tylenol and other sundry painkillers.
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Gray Phillips @bgrayphillips.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
I'm old enough to remember the "he's one of us" commercials in support of Spencer Baccus vs US Rep Ben Erdreich in '92.
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Gray Phillips @bgrayphillips.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
The amount of people that this would really and truly matter is wild
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Gray Phillips @bgrayphillips.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
el flaccico
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Gray Phillips @bgrayphillips.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
^^^this is the only correct and proper AI prompt
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Gray Phillips @bgrayphillips.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
USA! USA! (United States of Alabama)
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Gray Phillips @bgrayphillips.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Adventures in cold calling - if anyone is considering a HELOC, Adam can help, and he would SHOW UP BRO!
random cold call vmail from "Adam" who clearly has something else on his mind:
"Yeah, I'm not ready, man.  I need to, I need some fuck shirt.  Yes, yeah, I swear to God, but please, fuck this guy, fucking put you on the goalie.  Uh, bro, I would show up.  Brow, I will show up.  
      <shifts to professional tone>
Hello, this is Adam ----.  I'm a wholesale mortgage broker.  I'm reaching out to you here regarding that mortgage application.  Uh, give me a call back whenever you get a chance.  My direct line is.... Thanks so much.  Talk to you soon.  Bye."
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Gray Phillips @bgrayphillips.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
That many folks off an entire day in Walker Co AND Wesley's was closed?!?! Going to inspire a lot of armageddon themed sermons for this Sunday
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Gray Phillips @bgrayphillips.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Amazing food, menu changes daily with the market, and primary locals fill the seats. If I get a last meal wish it will come from Henri's
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Gray Phillips @bgrayphillips.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
bistrotdhenri.fr/fr
bistrotdhenri.fr
LE BISTROT D'HENRI I Site officiel, avis, réservation en ligne
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Gray Phillips @bgrayphillips.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Perhaps he should stand outside of Foster Auditorium to give this speech...
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Gray Phillips @bgrayphillips.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
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Gray Phillips @bgrayphillips.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Peak "activity dad" joy was finding out the youth soccer indoor facility served Manny's beer on draft.
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Gray Phillips @bgrayphillips.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
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Gray Phillips @bgrayphillips.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Fullcast Live next to the Seattle Troll, when?
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Gray Phillips @bgrayphillips.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Live mas, amigo. May you have 70 fresh Mexican pizzas on the other side.
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Gray Phillips @bgrayphillips.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
that gravesite will become the world's largest source of saltpeter
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Gray Phillips @bgrayphillips.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
58 is the highest number, right?
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Gray Phillips @bgrayphillips.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
This was a Code 18-61B: Unauthorized recognition of Black History Month.
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Gray Phillips @bgrayphillips.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
More!
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Gray Phillips @bgrayphillips.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
should have done the reverse Ted Lasso and have EU soccer coaches in the NFL. They know the drill: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disgrac...
en.wikipedia.org
Disgrace of Gijón - Wikipedia
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Gray Phillips @bgrayphillips.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Who knew in the 1890s that everyone had the Library of Alexandria in their pocket a lot of people with this access never really left middle school humor behind...?
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Gray Phillips @bgrayphillips.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Someone referred to a Boise State player as "the pride of Nampa". Nampa is a nice place so I went Wikipedia to show my fellow viewers.
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Gray Phillips @bgrayphillips.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Fiesta bowl trivia: People from Nampa are referred to as a "Nampon". #bsu
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Gray Phillips @bgrayphillips.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
'70's - everyone was kung fu fighting '80's - partying all the time was mandatory '90's - everybody must rock your body and/or get jiggy wit it
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Gray Phillips @bgrayphillips.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
please, please let this add to the list of Shutdown "spoken into existence" spells.
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Gray Phillips @bgrayphillips.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Mark, this is a meaningful goal and plan. What would you say are the next 3-5 specific steps that we can drive toward? Only asking from someone who wants to lean into what will make the most impact.
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