Gerard @bgmn5.bsky.social · 04/02/2026@jonathanjwalsh.bsky.social @kyptastic.bsky.social Can't believe Ty Zantuck didn't get a shoutout in number 36. Here's a classic Zantuck moment that lives rent free in my head youtu.be/_n-kR7XgT1c?...youtu.beTy Zantuck's terrible shot for goalYouTube video by J C 010 0
Gerard @bgmn5.bsky.social · 10/09/2025The neck to head width ratio appears to be 1:1. Absolute unit. 000 0
Gerard @bgmn5.bsky.social · 11/08/2025Incredible to claim we support a two state solution, while not recognising one of them 020 0
Gerard @bgmn5.bsky.social · 08/08/2025As someone born in Canberra, I heartily endorse Greater ACT 010 0
Gerard @bgmn5.bsky.social · 02/08/2025My most disappointing player of the season. Given a huge opportunity to step up with Stringer going. He has all the physical attributes. But no ticker. 010 0
Gerard @bgmn5.bsky.social · 20/07/2025I hate it when @boontavista.com takes a humourous turn. I'm here for the straight facts. Thank God for the shipping report. 090 0
Gerard @bgmn5.bsky.social · 05/07/2025I'm sorry, some of us are committed to science and support our children's experiments. 020 0
Gerard @bgmn5.bsky.social · 04/07/2025The Dems will get right on to fighting it, once they've finished white anting their mayoral candidate. 010 0
Gerard @bgmn5.bsky.social · 19/06/2025This was a delight. I continue to manifest the promised Melbourne live show. 000 0
Gerard @bgmn5.bsky.social · 17/06/2025Will there be a calling card? Will @davemilbo.bsky.social have some sort of fried, Middle Eastern speciality in his hand? 030 0
Gerard @bgmn5.bsky.social · 16/06/2025How did he (and his wonderful collaborators) not work RAM in there? 000 0
Gerard @bgmn5.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Holes under the arms are fine. There's plenty of wear left in 'em. 010 0
Gerard @bgmn5.bsky.social · 07/06/2025Hate it when a n00b pwns me in Wordle because my NBN connection is too laggy. 020 0
Gerard @bgmn5.bsky.social · 29/05/2025Tuning in (briefly) to the mid season draft coverage, I was a touch upset hearing Riley describe someone 184 cm tall as "diminutive". 60 years ago, they'd have been a towering ruckman. 100 0
Gerard @bgmn5.bsky.social · 25/05/2025My first Jaegebomb experience was on a Berlin pub crawl. They had premade them, sitting on the bar waiting for us and I slowly sipped it, enjoying (maybe?) it @illybocean.boontavista.com @boontavista.com 020 0
Gerard @bgmn5.bsky.social · 20/05/2025I feel like it must be utterly baffling for non-Australians. The source material was already in my head but Theo took it to an all time high. 110 0
Gerard @bgmn5.bsky.social · 19/05/2025Not me. I wait till the doors are closing and leap out like I'm Indiana Jones. 010 0
Gerard @bgmn5.bsky.social · 19/05/2025Why is bluesky trying to hide the truth? They ban our medicine etc 060 0
Gerard @bgmn5.bsky.social · 08/05/2025*Kingsley's mentioned* I immediately stand up and salute. Nothing makes me feel patriotic for my home town like Kingsley's. @boontavista.com @illybocean.boontavista.com 110 0
Gerard @bgmn5.bsky.social · 01/05/2025I still haven't gotten a Trumpet text. Why does Clive not love me? Is it because I posted the "stupid babies need the most attention" bit from the Simpsons over and over to Ralph Babet until he blocked me? 030 0
Gerard @bgmn5.bsky.social · 25/04/2025I wouldn't call the rattling my washer gives to my dryer "love". 010 0
Gerard @bgmn5.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Bloody hell. I wouldn't want you near a box of matches, cause that's playing with fire 030 0
Gerard @bgmn5.bsky.social · 22/04/2025My wife and I survived a terrifying trip to the city, AT NIGHT, on Sunday for a comedy festival gig. Harrowing doesn't begin to describe it... ...nor the middle, nor the end. It didn't describe it at all. 2313 0
Gerard @bgmn5.bsky.social · 21/04/2025I would've just pissed and shit myself instead of wearing the glove. As an added bonus, I suspect that would get you out of being in the Army. 000 0
Gerard @bgmn5.bsky.social · 21/04/2025I will 100% never watch an episode of either show. The clips are more than sufficient. 010 0
Gerard @bgmn5.bsky.social · 16/04/2025"Sorry to any Ipswich Town fans" that's me! @lucyxiv.boontavista.com @boontavista.com 100 0
