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B. Friendly @bfriendly.bsky.social · 20h

"Ya know what freedom is? No fear. Just like...Tom fuckin' Cruise." #tomcruise #missionimpossible

A still of Tom Cruise from the first Mission Impossible film painted over so that he is green and is holding a book that says "Merriam-Webster's Official Guide to Hulk and Archie Hentai"

B. Friendly @bfriendly.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Happy NATIONAL AVIATION DAY 2026! Planes! One of the true marvels of human ingenuity. They may drop bombs, pollute the air, and transport billionaire pedophiles...but they're still pretty fucking cool. #art #NationalAviationDay #airplanes #nationaldays

A cartoony plane speeding toward two distinct and tall buildings. Decorative text above the buildings says "National Aviation Day 2026"

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B. Friendly @bfriendly.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Cat lovers REJOICE! It's International Cat Day 2026! A day to pay tribute to those fuzzy little creatures who simultaneously ruin our lives and also bring us immense love and joy. Happy Cat Day everybody! #InternationalCatDay #catday #cats #animals #art #digitalart

A happy cat is scratching the fuck out of a smiling person holding it.

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B. Friendly @bfriendly.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Are you aware? Aware of who you ask? OWLS, BITCH! THAT'S WHO!!!! Happy Owl Awareness Day 2026, everybody. #owls #artsky #art #animals

A bright, ginger owl attacks a group of people. Two of the people are running covering their heads screaming while the third person is happily taking a picture of the owl.

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B. Friendly @bfriendly.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Happy International Moon Day! Be sure to go outside tonight and say hello to that big, bright fellow! Wait, shit, what gender IS the moon anyway? Holy shit, what if the moon is like a trans puppy-girl or something?

A smiling moon greets three people saying "HOWDY!"

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B. Friendly @bfriendly.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Hope everybody is having a pleasant International Rock Day! #internationalrockday #rockday2026 #rocks #art

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B. Friendly @bfriendly.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Playing around with colored pencils. Working on stuff that hopefully you all will be able to see soon! Happy New Year! #art #coloredpencilart #sketchbook #newyear

A trippy line drawing with vibrant colors.

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B. Friendly @bfriendly.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

It's a few hours past October 14th but here's fan art of my new favorite character Bloonky Gator in honor of Bloonky Gator Day 2025! Bloonky is the hero for our times! Let's all love Bloonky. @vickybunbun.bsky.social #bloonkygatorday

Peter Thiel sits in his nazi outfit looking at his Palantir video screens. He is horrified to see Bloonky and his army of gators outside his door. Bloonky kicks the door in and blasts him with a tommy gun!

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B. Friendly @bfriendly.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

No Laff Funnies Pg. 15! This is it! The final page! Hopefully you enjoyed this psychotic little tale! Future full stories will be on my free Patreon page for convenience (and my sanity) so definitely subscribe on there! Peace!✌️✌️✌️💦💦📦📦🚫🚫🤣🤣 #comics #cartoons #webcomic #comicsky #indiecomics

We see through the outside of the window. Heroin Guy closes and locks the door. He comes up to the window, grabs the handle for the blinds and says to the camera: "Hey, I like to keep em open too but...you heard the man!!!" The blinds close with a SHLAK! We zoom out from the window to see the park across the street. In the foreground, we see black hair with a familiar little top hat on it. We see the guy who was outside smoking crack during the incident. He is sitting on a bench happily smoking a grand-fatherly tobacco pipe holding a coffee drink. He sings to himself: "Well, I'm a ding-dong-daddy from Dumas! And ya oughta see me do my stuff!" He winks at the camera as he pulls the coffee up to his mouth. FIN.

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B. Friendly @bfriendly.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

HAPPY WORLD BARBER DAY! A very real holiday where we honor the brave barbers around the globe! This comic story pays tribute to the real heroes of this world. To all barbers: We salute you! #worldbarberday #barbers #haircut #heroes #comicsky #indiecomics #cartoons #webcomics

Title: THE PENIS-HEAD HAIRCUT by bmf '24. Narration box: "Well...do you want one?". We see a happy looking individual with the titular haircut. Zoom out to find it is a flyer being held by somebody in the black robe. The person holding the flyer says: "well...um...i dunno...". We cut to the face of the barber himself. He has a kind of broccoli haircut with shaven sides. He assures his customer: It's like I said, bro...". Zoom out to see him standing behind his customer. The customer's hair is all frizzy and wild. He and the barber are smiling as the barber exclaims: "...Guaranteed PUSSY!". Cut to the next panel. It is night time outside the barber shop. Narration box: "It took about THIRTY-FIVE hours...". We see four small panel montage. Hair falling at the barbers feet, the barbers eyes intensely trimming small hairs, cutting, snip snips etc. Finally, we see the barber measuring the roundness of the new hair cut with a rounded ruler. He looks ecstatic! Narration box: "...to get every hair juuuuuust right!". The last panel on the page shows the barber shop exterior, now lit by the daylight.

Big panel of the client with his new Penis-Head Haircut! The barber, looking wild-eyed puts his hands on the the chair behind the clients head and says: "Your gonna need TWO DICKS and an extra TOILET SEAT for all the ASS your gonna get, bro!". We cut to the client paying for his cut at the front desk: "BEEEEP!". The barber says "Aight, thank you so much, man! Take it easy!". Suddenly, a bizarre stench wafts into the clients nose. Initially, we think it comes from the barber himself. We see a panel from the pov of the barber pole above the door. Our Penis Head walks along the sidewalk. We see the stench follow him. He thinks to himself: "I swear! These barber shop guys, dude...". We zoom in to Penis Head's backside. It is sagging with something. Zoom in even further. We see flies flying around our guy's shitty sagging jeans. He finishes the thought: "...they need to take a fuckin' SHOWER!"

He walks by a street vagrant type asking for spare change. Narration box: "Well...". We zoom out to see Penis Head walk into "Fudgie's Pub" down the street as the un-housed guy vomits at the smell of PH's shitty ass. P.H is now inside the bar talking to a girl. We see barstools, the bartender, and sports on the tv. P.H says: "Yeah, it's an A.I generated CRYPTO CURRENCY!". We see him up close. He is holding a beer and the girl across from him a mixed drink. His haircut shimmers in the dim light as he continues: "Down in AUSTIN!!! It's rilly th' next big place, ya know! Thay oughta call it...". In the next panel the lady gets a whiff of P.H's shitty ass as he babels on: "...'The Crypto Plains'! or...or, like, the...uhm...'THE MONEY DESERT'!!!. We see a shocked look on the lady's face. In the next panel we zoom out to see the entire bar looking at him, holding their noses. "...or..." he weakly musters as we see the stench rising between him and the woman. The lady hoists up her purse to put it on her shoulder and says: "I think you need to go to the bathroom!!!". P.H is popping cartoon sweats in disbelief. He replies: "Oh, no, this is only my first drink!". The woman angrily replies: "YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS, DUDE!". Baffled he replies: "I...I...WHAT!?!?"

Final page. Title in the corner of the first panel says: "Poop-I-Logue:". We see the barber SNIP SNIP SNIP SNIPPING as he narrates: I think it was only like...twenty-five, thirty minutes in...". Cut to the outside of the shop. Daytime. "...when he SHIT, ya know, inniss PANTS!". We now see the barber sitting in a documentary style framing. "And thats...A lotta people ask me why I just let people shit their pants...". We see scissors cutting hair with a big "SNIP" sfx. Back to the barber: "...and I think it's just one-a-these things...where...you...". We see him buzzing the back of a guys head: "I dunno...it's the...combination of the HAIR SMELL and FECES...". "It just gets me SUPER HARD, ya-know?". Cut to the front door where we see the entrance. The sign above says: 'Pino's Barber Shop'. He continues narrating: "And it makes me PROUD! Proud of my JOB, proud of my COUNTRY...". "And if people get GROSSED-OUT or WEIRDED-OUT or whatever...I just say: 'Hey, whadya want, man?...I'm a BARBER!". In the final panel we see P.H looking haggard, still stinking. Flies buzz around him as we see his new hair-cut. It is a frizzy combo of the broccoli head but basically just looks a flattened penis head with buzzed sides. A box in the bottom right corner says: "HAPPY WORLD BARBER DAY SEP. 16" Fin.

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B. Friendly @bfriendly.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

No Laff Funnies Pg. 10! Much like in real life: Sometimes horrible events make us laugh the hardest! #comics #cartoons #webcomic #comicsky #indiecomics #laugh #funny

Our crack-head jumps on cum-faces belly. He puts on a top hat and black jacket so as to resemble a carnival barker. "I told yuhs yuh'd like it!!!". He waves on the crowd to come closer with a cartoon cane. "Cummon evry'buddy! Step right up! Make a line! Watchyer step, now! He's RILL lumpy!". He turns to the camera: Ya know, I thought about chargin' money but, ya know, it's fer the COMMUNITY! It's fer the YUNGINS, ya know?". He is interrupted by an old lady holding a walker. "Whats allis BULLSHIT about a FUNNY goin' on?" she barks. We see a close up on her face: "Well...? Were ya Born in a barn? D'y have any COUTH?". We zoom in even closer on her eyes sealed shut with nasty crust. "Help a lady WHAK her crust off!!!" she demands...

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B. Friendly @bfriendly.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

No Laff Funnies Pg. 8! Oh my god...something funny happened... #comics #cartoons #webcomic #comicsky #indiecomics #horns #funny

The crack smoking character is walking down the street smacking cymbals together as people gather at their windows: KASHHH KASHH KASHH! "Evr'ybuddy! Evr'ybuddy! GIT TH' FUCK UP!!! SUMPTHIN FUNNY HAPPENED!!!!". We cut to him in the middle of the street with a cartoon "viking" helmet blowing a huge horn Boromir style: "HAROOOOOOOOOO". He then excessively knocks on doors and rings everybody's door bell. People are now gathered in the street: "OVER HERE EVERYBODY OVER HERE!". In the foreground we see a big lug with a sleeping cap still on. He yells: DIS BEDDA BE A FUCKIN' CRACK-UP, ASSHOLE! I GODDA WOIK INNA' MOININ'!" Our little crack head replies: It is! It RILLY RILLY IS!!!". He leads the way over to our cum-faced sad man. "THIS WAY! OVER HERE!"

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B. Friendly @bfriendly.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

No Laff Funnies Pg. 6! Christ, I hope this guy can re-kindle the lost laffs before it's too late... #comics #cartoons #webcomic #comicsky #indiecomics

Our guy yells: "YEOWCH!!!". He dances on top of his box yelping: "OW! AH! OWWW! OUCHIE! FUUUUCK!" as the spider continues to chew on his ass. Rat tries in vein to get his attention: "HEY! THE CARDS! HEY!". During this he moves his foot off of the box and SLIPS! WHOK! Spider falls to the floor as our would-be hang-ee falls onto the box, bounces off onto the floor with a WUMP and crashes through the glass window with a SKASHHHH. Rat asks spider: "Fuck did you DO, man?".

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B. Friendly @bfriendly.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

New cover for AWW SHUXX #1! You can download the updated PDF on my public Patreon page: www.patreon.com/posts/aww-sh... Thank you to the fifteen or so people who have checked out this trailblazing work in the "existential-dildo-cum-crime" genre!

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B. Friendly @bfriendly.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

It's the pro from Dover and his favorite caddy. #art #comics #movies #mash

A black and white brush sketch of Hawkeye Pierce in his golf outfit from the 1970 film MASH

A black and white brush sketch of Trapper John in his golf outfit from the 1970 film MASH

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B. Friendly @bfriendly.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

Wanna read the HOTTEST new comic book of the year 2025? Download the FULL first issue of "AWW SHUXX COMIX AND STORIES"!!!! Disturbingly hilarious tales with wacky liddle characters that'll make you say: "AWW SHUXX!" #comics #cartoons #indiecomics www.patreon.com/posts/aww-sh...

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B. Friendly @bfriendly.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

Young Merlin probably practicing some kind of penis enlargement spell or some shit. #cartoons #drawing #painting #wizards

A cartoon drawing of a purple robed wizard holding a wand with a bright yellow star at the end. The robe is clad with stars to indicate wizardry and magic.

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B. Friendly @bfriendly.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

Saw a guy who looks like this at work so I sketched him real quick. #art #sketch #painting

A drawing of a guy with long grey hair, sunglasses, beard, and puffy blue jacket on a green background. He kinda looks like Rob Zombie but I don't think this random guy makes shitty ass music.

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B. Friendly @bfriendly.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

My birthday present for my dear home-girl and fellow Saw enthusiast @soft-rodvt.itch.io Now, if you'll excuse me, I gotta go put on my sexy Billy tha Doll cosplay before my husband gets home! #saw

My drawing of John Kramer and Detective Hoffman from the Saw series! Kramer is on the upper left in his "slim shady" outfit from part seven. Below him, a hooded Hoffman is covered in blood splatter. They are surrounded by spirals and spinning sawblades!

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B. Friendly @bfriendly.bsky.social · 28/10/2024

WHATSUPP All my liddle HORACE-MANIACS! It's time for the first ever HORACE HOGAN FACT: Did you know? Horace Hogan licks my balls. Follow this page for more wrestling art and HORACE HOGAN FACTOIDS! #wrestlesky #prowrestling #WCW #horacehogan

A cartoon image of famous wrestler and uncle-kisser Horace Hogan. He is saying "IM GOING TO THE SLAMBOREE 2000 sponsored by Western Union!"

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B. Friendly @bfriendly.bsky.social · 06/10/2024

For all the GREEN QUEENS out there: a disturbing rendition of the disturbing character Asher Siegel from #TheCurse. I fucking adore this psychotic show. Masterpiece.

Asher Siegel from the show "The Curse" doing his classic "EWWWWDEEEEWWWWWDEEEEEEWWWWWW" thing.

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B. Friendly @bfriendly.bsky.social · 03/10/2024

I heard sometimes people like to eat them at the movie theaters. Gonna try that at Megalopolis. 🫘🫘🫘🫘🫘🫘 #beans #comics #beancomics

B.Friendly's "The Bean Eating Freak" in which a little character is gulping down canned beans while watching a hot porno movie.

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B. Friendly @bfriendly.bsky.social · 02/10/2024

Really felt I captured the essence of the wild-west here. I will concede that horses rarely shoot off guns like that. #horses #cowboys #debate #beans

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B. Friendly @bfriendly.bsky.social · 30/09/2024

Skwich! It's the time! It's the place! It's the notion! and ya know what? When I think about how respectable and confident Mrs. Mulvaney is...shiiit...Skwich is the way I'M feelin!#skwich #comics #sorrynotsorry

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B. Friendly @bfriendly.bsky.social · 30/09/2024

Okay #WWE howabout this: Akeem, Brother Bruti, Hulk Hogan, and Peter Thiel in a *WAPISHHHH* Yiappi Strap Match, brother? Now THAT'S a VHS tape I'd pay for, dude!

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B. Friendly @bfriendly.bsky.social · 29/09/2024

Made this for the Raiders fan in my family! Do people do sports on here? Are the Raiders even a thing anymore? Anyway like this post if you think they should let the Raiders sniff crack and smoke cigarettes on the sidelines again. #NFL #football #maxxcrosby #crack #madden

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B. Friendly @bfriendly.bsky.social · 27/09/2024

Shit, I mean, how else are you gonna get rid of it? Like, I dunno, gotta do what you gotta do, I guess. Look, just be nice to Mother Nature, that lady is goin' thru a lot rn. Painted with...say it with me now..."DOC MARTIN'S INK". Not sponsored just a fan.

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B. Friendly @bfriendly.bsky.social · 26/09/2024

Another Dr. Martin ink painting joint warning you to not to wander too far out west...

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B. Friendly @bfriendly.bsky.social · 25/09/2024

Summer is over but its still kinda hot so here's my tribute to the goat shark film! Painted with various colors of ole' Dr. Ph. Martin's ink! Spielberg! Scheider!! Dreyfuss!!! SHAW!!!! I'll never get tired of it. 🦈⛴️🎬

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