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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋

@bfm420.bsky.social
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MDNI (and basic DNI) she/her 23 bluecollarera

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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
signed up for four 10hr shifts receives 12hr shifts 2-4 hours of free time 🙃 at least i get mondays off ;-;
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
swear to god bro we fix one thing in this house and three more break rAHHHHH
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
if you are in customer service/restaurant job and you hate it try a factory job it sounds awful but i promise this is my favorite job i’ve ever had and ive only been here a month (esp if ur a woman bc they’ll have to hire you but they will make u do easy stuff) just act incredibly ditsy it helps
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
🌙 Moon at 3.14% illumination on Pi Day - perfect cosmic coincidence
🌙 Moon at 3.14% illumination on Pi Day - perfect cosmic coincidence
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
my disorderr has transformed from fasting to protein maxing and getting buff now bc i am the man of the house and I GET WHAT I WANT
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
i’ve been really good actually! and i missed this app too dearly i needed my pocket friends
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
HI JOZ!!! i hope u n ur little one are doing goooddd!!!
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
if it was not for you my lady i would have stayed banished to the shadow realm forever
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
BAMBIIIIIIIIII
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
MARGOT!!!! IVE MISSED YOU
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
hi mags!!!! long time no seeeeee!!!!
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
hi neylaaa!!!!
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
check check almost done check
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
i have returned :D
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
rescue mission >:D make money buy house save bf n lil bit from evil family isolate and never speak to anyone again (except for bf n lil bit)
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
I THOUGHT I WAS BEING UNREASONABLE BUT NOW I HAVE A VALID REASON TO HATE HIMMMMM FUCKING CALLED IT
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
i’m fine!! i have issues so in the past i would’ve decked her but im in therapy so i put my hands up and let my bf handle it :) ty for the concern tho!! /gen
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
my MIL lol bc she mad i threw her hoarder trash out
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
she pushed me and i didn’t overreact! i’m healing guys :D
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
doing the five senses rn tysm !! srry if my response is dry hard to focus
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
i feel all hot and sweaty and bad
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
i think i’m having a panic attack again how do i stop it from happening
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
i already got mega fat eyelids too so it rlly just amplifies the lizard look unfortunately
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
bro every time i go to sleep crying my eyelids swell so fucking bad and i end up looking like her
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
an adult tantrum if you will
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
i feel like throwing a table rn
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
nothing ruins my day faster than hearing “—- is coming by this afternoon”
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
i have a low pony in rn and i feel like him
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˚₊‧☆ Mags ☆‧₊˚ @pocketfoxe.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
thank you roman 🫂 i think ill be okay, im drinking water and coffee and smoking until i feel hungry again but i do feel a lot better than last night
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
on the bright side prob lost some lbs so
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
is it possible to get so incredibly stressed out that you uncontrollably v*mit every couple of hours throughout the night? and you get all shaky and sweaty like you’re dying? asking for a friend 🧍🏻
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
bf made me pot pie to eat and it’s rlly soupy so i was like slurping i guess :( and he goes “man something abt you eating soup” and i was like “are you getting the ick?” and he just went 🤏🏻 and i immediately put the bowl down lololol
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
i’m currently in therapy and learning how to best handle the situation <3 thank you for the concern tho /gen it’s stressful and difficult but it’s apart of growing up i fear 😔 i’m glad your bf understands and is on your side! i hope your situation improves soon
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
i swear once we have the money to move out i’m cutting her off and she will not be allowed near lil bit
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
it’s worse when she WONT EVEN TELL ME SHES DOING IT
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
MILs when they can’t ruin your child’s digestive system
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
i live with the devil himself i swear
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
“i need to ask before i give her a sip of coke?” YES YOU DUMB FUCK SHES NOT EVEN 2 WHO TF DO YOU THINK YOU ARE GIVING MY KID SODA ????
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
ohhh :( i’ve been wondering where you’ve been?? i’ve missed you too!! you could’ve just texted me silly
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
srry just had to scream for a sec
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
RAGHHHHH GET THE FUCK OUTTTTTTT
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
hope ur doing okay lidia 🙂‍↕️
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sierra @siisfat.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
pls, if you can help me in any way, i need to come up with at least $80 in like 2 days so i dont go to court. my cashapp is $SRene35 and my Venmo is also SRene35 i hate asking for help but idk what else to do. if you can’t help, i totally get it. im just at a loss on what to do right now.
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
started my period today aRGH how much do i need to lose to get rid of it foreverrrr >:(
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
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Tana @justmostlymemes.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
new low since high school guys :D
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
god i forgot how good marlboro cigarettes were
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
sit back sit back relax relapse
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