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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋

@bfm420.bsky.social
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MDNI (and basic DNI) she/her 23 bluecollarera

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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
bro every time i go to sleep crying my eyelids swell so fucking bad and i end up looking like her
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
nothing ruins my day faster than hearing “—- is coming by this afternoon”
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
on the bright side prob lost some lbs so
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
started my period today aRGH how much do i need to lose to get rid of it foreverrrr >:(
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
new low since high school guys :D
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
the leaves are changing colors it’s getting cold in the mornings it’s either clear skies or rainy days YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
yall know i can’t resist a picrew
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
OH MY FUCKING GOD I ALMOST FORGOT lookatwhatisawatthefuckingantiquestoretodayyyyyy an orc medallion with a ticket of authenticity
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
PLEASE she’s learning how to fly and she’s not very good at landing yet aksksjdhjsak
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
THE pants
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
i have no friends to share this with but it made me cry
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
TW for bc but like o_O idk what sorcery is in these mirrors but they make me look so normal for once instead of oddly shaped
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
this one flopped on tumblr 🥲
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
i know this is old but al3x k!ngston was in law n order svu and her characters name was literally miranda POND okay goodbye
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
so my dad discovered aurora at 1am last night
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
:D
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
!!! thank you so much bambi!!! that was exactly the feeling i was going for :DD
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
halloween type uhhh thing wtver u call this :D
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
ofc ofc!! i hope u like it! btw if ur curious i just get all the images from pinterest lol
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
oh! well since u asked :3 heres my most popular ones !! they r mostly based off of cartoons i watched as a kid ! (also ty !!)
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
how it’s been recently
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
rahhhh fuck it! i hate him i hate him i hate him get outtttt!!!! i just want it eeennndddddddd >:(
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
smoke a bowl w me to celebrate!!!
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
ran into fucking shelob herself while on a hike today TW: big fucking spider (for ref the rock it’s on was abt the same size as my shoe, perhaps a little bigger)
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
…okay so far so good… ahem that being said i’m not gonna just start posting *stuff* here all of a sudden just bear w me for the moment i do have a tumblr for anyone who is interested 🧍🏻 and no there’s not really a safe age reg space on this app (as far as i can tell)
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
i love that u shared a picture i felt inspired lolol
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
absolute peak character design i would die for her oh my god i would give her my life bro i love her sm
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
TW GROSS TEETH no but seriously guys my gums r in shambles n this shit hurtssss my nerve is literally exposed lmao
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
you don’t have to answer.. but is this targeted /lh /j
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
bro wtf why was he nice?? what is wrong with him?? what
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
not my father retraumatizing me all over again ahhahahahahahahahahahah
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
the day i went to go get some of my stuff from my ex he asked if i “wanted to have some fun” before i left and i had to turn around and face the other way bc this is the sound that played in my head and i told him “maybe another time” then blocked his number lolol (then i went to my current bfs 😛)
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
“we’ve been calling you for hours you need to ans-“ listen here you thick skulled swine, i watched that fucking phone ring ONE time and you didn’t even let it ring all the way so before you LIE to me think again about your next selection of words very FUCKING carefully
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
i miss when the internet was fun
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
i’m tired of looking BALD
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
me n my brothers backyard chickens staring at each other waiting for my mothers return
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
how it feels knowing i’m abt to go swimming tn
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
best show in the history of television
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
she drink just like lahey but i’m ricky when i smoke the sack
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
<3
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
me n tony taking pr0zac
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
me with the app currently downloaded on my phone
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
NOOO BAMBIIII 💔💔 (good luck guys u got this!!)
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
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samwise the gangster𓈒⟡₊⋆∘🍋 @bfm420.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
every time i hear that sleepyhead song it makes me feel like an ape that just ate a mushroom and gained consciousness photos for reference
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