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Troutmask Replicant (he/him)

@bfloe.bsky.social
716 followers 1.7K following 221 posts

Dad, songwriter, cc professor of English, stuffed animal baby, backpacking, ADHD (probably), wants to read books… usually plays video games, eat the rich (and so forth), married a goddess of the lower 48, exvangelical.

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Troutmask Replicant (he/him) @bfloe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Question: what other sorts of things should I expect to be wuthering?
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Troutmask Replicant (he/him) @bfloe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I want to be in the mountains.
A photo of a lake and surrounding landscape from my backpacking trip in the high sierra this summer.
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Troutmask Replicant (he/him) @bfloe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What we really need is all of these trump voters that are jumping ship to realize that they cannot trust their own judgement until they put in some work. To vote for Trump several times is all the evidence needed to decide “I am a mark, and I need to do some work on myself”
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Troutmask Replicant (he/him) @bfloe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ice is human trafficking.
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Troutmask Replicant (he/him) @bfloe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This is not caused by socialism. It’s caused by trump.
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Troutmask Replicant (he/him) @bfloe.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I attended an Orange County CA evangelical school growing up before 9/11. There were a fair amount of Muslims who sent their children there. Unthinkable now. The unity people felt after 9/11 was unifying to hate, kill, and terrorize our Muslim neighbors at home and abroad. Never forget: that.
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Troutmask Replicant (he/him) @bfloe.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I feel like I’m forgetting something. Can someone remind me please?
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Starbucks Workers United @sbworkersunited.org · 25/08/2026
🚨BREAKING: Our union of over 12,000 baristas are officially calling for a Starbucks boycott. Read this statement penned by Starbucks workers on why a boycott from ALL customers, allies, and organizations is necessary to fight back against corporate greed:
BOYCOTT STARBUCKS is written inside a zig-zaggy speech bubble against crumbled paper. Beside it are the Starbucks Workers United logo and an image of a coffee cup being poured out.We, the 12,000 and growing members of Starbucks Workers United, call on everyone who stands with working people to boycott Starbucks until they finalize a contract with union baristas and stop union-busting.
What we’re fighting for is simple: a minimum $17/hr wage, enough hours to live on, better staffing in our stores, and basic workplace protections. Every year, our living costs rise but our wages don’t keep up – a growing pressure many American workers are feeling as corporate greed accelerates unchecked in our country. 
Starbucks is banking on customers' blind loyalty to the integrity and values this company once stood for in order to keep squeezing them for profits. At a time when working-class people across the country are struggling in a challenging economy, it is no longer possible to be both a Starbucks customer and in support of workers; choosing to spend money at Starbucks is choosing a law breaking corporation over the baristas who make your coffee everyday exactly as you ask for it.
Starbucks has violated U.S. labor law more than any other company in modern history–the NLRB and its judges have found that Starbucks committed hundreds of labor violations and there are currently more than 550 unresolved unfair labor practice charges still pending against the company. Instead of finalizing a fair and reasonable union contract, Starbucks has repeatedly demonstrated a lack of care for the workers who fuel the company’s profits by wasting millions of dollars on AI and technology that doesn’t work, launching countless gimmicky drinks designed to distract from real problems, and inventing pointless policies that do nothing but make our jobs harder. 
This ongoing, irrational behavior by Starbucks and its refusal to settle a fair union contract with workers leaves us with no other choice than to call for a boycott. We know when working people stand up together, we win. 
No Contract? No Coffee.
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Troutmask Replicant (he/him) @bfloe.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I just automatically unfollow people who repost AI slop. What are you doing to make the world a better place?
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Troutmask Replicant (he/him) @bfloe.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I really regret clicking on a starter pack of dems and lefties… my timeline is flooded with lazy bullshit AI slop without alt text. If you are serving that nonsense please stop.
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Troutmask Replicant (he/him) @bfloe.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Am I cynical because I cannot get excited about a liberal Texas senate candidate who constantly asks me (living in California) for $? I feel like we get this every time, no?
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Troutmask Replicant (he/him) @bfloe.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
David Portnoy is such a pick me girl.
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Daniel Lismore @daniellismore.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Homosexuality is found in over 450 species. Homophobia is found in only one. You know what's unnatural now.
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Emily Pontecorvo @emilypont.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Our new Electricity Price Hub is packed with useful data on how much rates have changed over time for a given utility, state, or congressional district. You can also see what proportion of the rate is going to generation, distribution, transmission, or "other" charges. electricity.heatmap.news
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Troutmask Replicant (he/him) @bfloe.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Tropical hotdog night. By captain beefheart and his magic band.
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Troutmask Replicant (he/him) @bfloe.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
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Troutmask Replicant (he/him) @bfloe.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
The main thing about that show where celebrities eat hot wings is that watching anyone talk while they eat is hell.
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Troutmask Replicant (he/him) @bfloe.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Oh cool cool cool. Now I wonder what he was predicting ten years ago? I’m sure it all came true,right?
Fortune magazine: Elon Musk says that in 10 to 20 years, work will be optional and money will be irrelevant thanks to AI and robotics
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Troutmask Replicant (he/him) @bfloe.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
While Anthony Kiedis and Bill Cosby don’t really sound very similar, it is seemlessly easy to sing “Give it away now” in a Cosby voice. And let’s just say that it works “thematically.” I’m not sure what to do with this information. Please advise.
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Troutmask Replicant (he/him) @bfloe.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Yeah…
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Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Autism does not need to be cured Ableism does The end
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Troutmask Replicant (he/him) @bfloe.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
If you have children, they are not obligated to trust and respect you. You need to earn that.
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Troutmask Replicant (he/him) @bfloe.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Don’t forget that the president of the United States believes that 300,000,000 Americans died of drug overdoses last year.
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Troutmask Replicant (he/him) @bfloe.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Call me old fashioned but I still think Black Lives Matter.
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Troutmask Replicant (he/him) @bfloe.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Have a plan. Work the problems as they come up.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
This is so good.
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Troutmask Replicant (he/him) @bfloe.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Must be very hard for him to be separated from his family like that… 👀
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Troutmask Replicant (he/him) @bfloe.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
It is hard to believe that there is one single person who believes that a swift and decisive military action in the SWANA region can lead to a positive result without negative consequences. And yet here we are.
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
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Troutmask Replicant (he/him) @bfloe.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
A cool thing about promoting your band on the gram is that you can learn that people will only watch 14 seconds of your 24 second video giving a preview of a song from the new album. Are we cooked, y’all?
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 10/06/2025
The situation in Los Angeles looks so bad Oklahoma has already banned it from being taught in schools.
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Troutmask Replicant (he/him) @bfloe.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
A photograph from evolution lake in the high sierras. The granite peaks are reflecting off the glassy water.
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Troutmask Replicant (he/him) @bfloe.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
AI sucks, huh Greg?
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Troutmask Replicant (he/him) @bfloe.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
It’s not the most important thing going on, but cancelling Around the Horn is infuriating.
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Troutmask Replicant (he/him) @bfloe.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
A photo of my cat. He is Iroh and he is a majestic dragon. He is lying on the couch in a regal posture, the sun on his blond body while he his little black face is turned toward me.
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Troutmask Replicant (he/him) @bfloe.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Yeah, they should be celebrating his rich history of protecting sex predators and excluding gay people.
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Troutmask Replicant (he/him) @bfloe.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
The truth is that for my whole life, the friendships I formed outside church were always kinder and more genuine than those inside the church.
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Troutmask Replicant (he/him) @bfloe.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
God comes by for a good time, but you say “hide me in a rock so I can watch you pass by as antimatter”
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Troutmask Replicant (he/him) @bfloe.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
An excellent thread about fascism and the aesthetics of fascism.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
I learned this week that you can put our troops' lives in danger, compromise our national security, and violate the Espionage Act. And the government will do nothing. But if you write an editorial for your school newspaper that Trump doesn't like, you will be abducted on the street and disappeared.
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Troutmask Replicant (he/him) @bfloe.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Gwen Stefani is an anti abortion maga tradwife? Damn that sucks.
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Troutmask Replicant (he/him) @bfloe.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Not with a bang but with a whimper
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Troutmask Replicant (he/him) @bfloe.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Free Palestine
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Troutmask Replicant (he/him) @bfloe.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
I’m not more patient than I used to be; it’s just that things go faster now.
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Troutmask Replicant (he/him) @bfloe.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Always a viralsmaid; never a viral.
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Troutmask Replicant (he/him) @bfloe.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
We are hours away from a Tesla GoFundMe.
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Troutmask Replicant (he/him) @bfloe.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
The chaos is the point.
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Troutmask Replicant (he/him) @bfloe.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
I’m sick today. How are you?
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Troutmask Replicant (he/him) @bfloe.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Making slippy choppy
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Troutmask Replicant (he/him) @bfloe.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Call you congressional rep. I am told it helps. But also it feels good.
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