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Beyond Meat

@beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social
11K followers 15 following 360 posts

Account run by a little cow wearing a cape 🍔 We make clean, simple plant-based meat. 💚 Better for you, better for animals and better for the planet. 🫶 Serve Love.

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Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
“cAn YoU rEaLlY cAlL iT bEeF iF iT’s MaDe FrOm PlAnTs??” i don’t know, can you call it beef if it’s made from horse
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Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
🫶🫵
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Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Hahaha in any case I probably shouldn’t do that!
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Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Heck!
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Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
We went from 0 to 10k followers on Bluesky, and here’s how we incorporated AI: - we didn’t. thanks for following
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Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Sorry I haven’t posted in a while. In my defense I forgot the password to this account
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Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
This is a judgment free zone. If you need to break into a liquor store and pass out in the bathroom because you’re a raccoon who’s having a hard time, that’s ok. It’s called self care
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Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Imagine getting mad at me online when I’m quite literally beyond beef
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Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Of course, perfectly fine to ruin at your own pace
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Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Ideally by age 30, you should have ruined at least one of your workplaces
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Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Babe are you ok? You've hardly ruined your workplace today
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Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
"Can you really call it a 'burger' if it's made from plants?" You're right… that’s a slippery slope to other things that don’t harm anyone
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Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
hahah incredible
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Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
my b
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Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
The new Beyond Burgers have 75% less saturated fat and are made with avocado oil and how many of you were worried for a second that they fired and replaced me with a normal social media manager, be honest
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Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Hate to brag but Jane Goodall did not personally list me as someone she’d like to launch into space
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Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
❤️❤️❤️ also… what is that weird spam account replying. What the heck
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Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Oh my gosh so cute
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Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Not to get too political, but I find it convenient to live on a planet with a habitable climate
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Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Beyond Sausage has 17g of protein and is made with avocado oil and now that my boss has stopped reading, I think we can all agree it's a miracle I'm still employed
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Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
very well said
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Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
I went to a 4 year university and now every day I wake up and think “What would a little cow post on the internet?” You can accomplish anything you set your mind to
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Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
❤️🫶
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Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Thank goodness we’re going back to the good old times before… *checks notes* medicine
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Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
It’s pretty impressive how off it is
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Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
ChatGPT could never wear a cape
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Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
“AI is gonna replace all funny/unhinged social media managers” I’d like to see AI replicate the formative experience of being weird and lonely as a child
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Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
The pup is taken care of by a small cow
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Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
This was a test. I mean… moo
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Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Moo
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Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
“The team running the Beyond Meat account posts recklessly, wades into politics, and also never promotes the products.” That’s not true. It’s just one person running the account
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Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
“Be the bigger person.” Counterpoint: be the smaller cow. Jump to conclusions. Hold a grudge. Take everything personally. Bite the hand that feeds
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Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Easy self care tips: - drink water - take screen breaks - leave the office to go for a walk - enter a field - let out a huge moo - never return
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Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Amazing !
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Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Hang on, see yourself back in
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Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
I don’t know who needs to hear this but
A cow in the sea. The cow looks like it’s having an existential crisis while staring at the waves. There’s text on top of the cow that reads “you’re doing great.” In the top right is an enlarged, mirrored, transparent version of the cow. On top of that cow, text reads “good job”
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Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
They try but… I personally do not
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Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
At this point, my career plan is just “hope the weird little posts keep working”
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Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Touching grass isn’t enough. I need to eat grass, let out a moo, delete gmail, become a cow full time
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Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
i am cow
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Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
We kept the name he came with (Eggo) because he was really responding to it. So now sometimes we call him Mr. waffles
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Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Other people at my company: smart, figuring out how to make meat from plants Me: I put a cape on my dog today
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Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Beyond Beef has 21g of protein and no cholesterol and now that my boss has stopped reading, I wonder if they've ever described working with me as a "learning experience"
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Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
A question for our times
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Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
So true
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Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Explaining to management that measuring success by “likes” is outdated, and instead it should be based on how many people reply “what is this” and “what is going on here”
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Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Zack 🫶🐮🫶
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Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Just gotta get through this week and then what? Another week to get through? And then let me guess, getting through more weeks? I know a scam when I see one
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Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
😂😂
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Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Telling my boss that due to our marketing strategy, our burgers are “flying off the shelves” with absolutely no proof
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