Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 27/08/2026“cAn YoU rEaLlY cAlL iT bEeF iF iT’s MaDe FrOm PlAnTs??” i don’t know, can you call it beef if it’s made from horse 610015
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Hahaha in any case I probably shouldn’t do that! 150
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 14/07/2026We went from 0 to 10k followers on Bluesky, and here’s how we incorporated AI: - we didn’t. thanks for following 722623
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Sorry I haven’t posted in a while. In my defense I forgot the password to this account 211325
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 05/12/2025This is a judgment free zone. If you need to break into a liquor store and pass out in the bathroom because you’re a raccoon who’s having a hard time, that’s ok. It’s called self care 622826
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 17/11/2025Imagine getting mad at me online when I’m quite literally beyond beef 51649
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Of course, perfectly fine to ruin at your own pace 060
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Ideally by age 30, you should have ruined at least one of your workplaces 31125
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Babe are you ok? You've hardly ruined your workplace today 612414
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 09/10/2025"Can you really call it a 'burger' if it's made from plants?" You're right… that’s a slippery slope to other things that don’t harm anyone 1126413
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 08/10/2025The new Beyond Burgers have 75% less saturated fat and are made with avocado oil and how many of you were worried for a second that they fired and replaced me with a normal social media manager, be honest 122043
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Hate to brag but Jane Goodall did not personally list me as someone she’d like to launch into space 527225
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 06/10/2025❤️❤️❤️ also… what is that weird spam account replying. What the heck 210
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 06/10/2025Not to get too political, but I find it convenient to live on a planet with a habitable climate 2067785
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 02/10/2025Beyond Sausage has 17g of protein and is made with avocado oil and now that my boss has stopped reading, I think we can all agree it's a miracle I'm still employed 327416
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 09/09/2025I went to a 4 year university and now every day I wake up and think “What would a little cow post on the internet?” You can accomplish anything you set your mind to 91976
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 05/09/2025Thank goodness we’re going back to the good old times before… *checks notes* medicine 327743
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 28/08/2025“AI is gonna replace all funny/unhinged social media managers” I’d like to see AI replicate the formative experience of being weird and lonely as a child 317013
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 25/08/2025“The team running the Beyond Meat account posts recklessly, wades into politics, and also never promotes the products.” That’s not true. It’s just one person running the account 122498
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 21/08/2025“Be the bigger person.” Counterpoint: be the smaller cow. Jump to conclusions. Hold a grudge. Take everything personally. Bite the hand that feeds 61115
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 18/08/2025Easy self care tips: - drink water - take screen breaks - leave the office to go for a walk - enter a field - let out a huge moo - never return 620521
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 16/08/2025I don’t know who needs to hear this but 1023724
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 15/08/2025At this point, my career plan is just “hope the weird little posts keep working” 71537
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 15/08/2025Touching grass isn’t enough. I need to eat grass, let out a moo, delete gmail, become a cow full time 71853
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 14/08/2025We kept the name he came with (Eggo) because he was really responding to it. So now sometimes we call him Mr. waffles 180
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 14/08/2025Other people at my company: smart, figuring out how to make meat from plants Me: I put a cape on my dog today 91589
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 12/08/2025Beyond Beef has 21g of protein and no cholesterol and now that my boss has stopped reading, I wonder if they've ever described working with me as a "learning experience" 81685
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 11/08/2025Explaining to management that measuring success by “likes” is outdated, and instead it should be based on how many people reply “what is this” and “what is going on here” 171444
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 08/08/2025Just gotta get through this week and then what? Another week to get through? And then let me guess, getting through more weeks? I know a scam when I see one 1018728
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 05/08/2025Telling my boss that due to our marketing strategy, our burgers are “flying off the shelves” with absolutely no proof 141514