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I Lalafell and I Can't Get Up ✨

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FFXIV side account of @rb-illustration.co.uk ✨ Sharing a co-WoL canon with @strixthings.bsky.social 30s | white | they/them | On 7.56 | Icon by @cardi-ffxiv-corner.bsky.social

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I Lalafell and I Can't Get Up ✨ @bexplaysffxiv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thinking Saran thoughts today. Thinking about how DRK is cathartic for her beyond everything else going on in the quests. DRK is about casting aside your shield and your previous allegiances - Saran WAS a knight of Baron, but Baron is gone. She has no one's cause to fight for but her own #SaranAU
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I Lalafell and I Can't Get Up ✨ @bexplaysffxiv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Broom broom I'm in me mum's car
Saran in the Regalia, a large black car. She is barely visible over the door.A close-up of Saran's face peeking over the door of the car.
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I Lalafell and I Can't Get Up ✨ @bexplaysffxiv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In the Brambleverse, every expansion is approximately a year, and the NPCs GENERALLY age accordingly, but also some of it is pure vibes. And then there's MSQ time shenanigans which makes it weirder. We keep the twins' ages in line with Yuyuka's, which also requires some muddling
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Yuyuka is a lalesbian 🌈 @strixthings.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tataru: “Don't forget to bring me something nice from Ala Mhigo!” Roscoe: “You ‘ave me.” Yuyuka: “She said something nice.” Roscoe:
Tails gets trolled reaction image
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I Lalafell and I Can't Get Up ✨ @bexplaysffxiv.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Many years ago when I first started playing XIV one of my friends was flying around in this mount and I wanted it so bad because it looked so stupid, but I didn't understand how to do the Yo-kai event. Finally, the dream is fulfilled
Three characters - Roscoe alongside a miqo'te and hrothgar - in the Whisper-Go mount in ascending size order.
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I Lalafell and I Can't Get Up ✨ @bexplaysffxiv.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
OK genuine maybe silly question. Has anything in HW MSQ changed in recent years? Because replaying it, NO ONE in my FC who's played it before remembers things happening in the order they're happening. Did we just collectively hallucinate something different
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I Lalafell and I Can't Get Up ✨ @bexplaysffxiv.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Wow! Boy oh boy. What a terrible thought, all those awful voidsent getting through. Really, uh, sets my scales a-shiver. Y-yep."
Noctis: It's...a kind of monster.
Kipih Jakkya: From your world, I assume. And it somehow came to be here, in Eorzea...
Kipih Jakkya: I'm no naturalist, but I imagine it being similar to a voidsent.
Kipih Jakkya: And if even a monster such as that could find its way to our world, then surely─surely you can find your way back too!Saran's face is set in an uncomfortable false smile as she attempts to be nonchalant about the fact that she is secretly a voidsent.
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Yuyuka is a lalesbian 🌈 @strixthings.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#7.56spoilers Halmarut and Calyx (mascot-ified) were built in a lab for me specifically. I am delighted by their Team Rocket silliness being paired with off-putting, uncanny, haunted energy. This is how strive to write my OCs.
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I Lalafell and I Can't Get Up ✨ @bexplaysffxiv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Thought we were on 5.5 on our Brambleverse replay, turns out we weren't and I had erased the Fourchenault scene and the last solo duty from my mind. It is time to continue Roscoe's crusade against every other dad in XIV :)
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I Lalafell and I Can't Get Up ✨ @bexplaysffxiv.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Tried to change my email address on this account to match my main to hopefully get the age verification to work, but it won't let me. If I'm not engaging with labelled art/gposes/fic on this account it's not that I'm ignoring you, I just annoyingly cannot see it 🫠
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ΘΔ🏳️‍⚧️ the third strongest sylvi @silversoul164.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
its so funny how this week's mogtome is "go to fucking war" or "play mahjong one time" and most oomfs have chosen to go to fucking war
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I Lalafell and I Can't Get Up ✨ @bexplaysffxiv.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Unlocked chocobo racing on Saran. Couldn't think of a name, so I hit random. Excellent result
FFXIV screenshot with my character Saran riding a racing chocobo called Duvet XIV.
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I Lalafell and I Can't Get Up ✨ @bexplaysffxiv.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
LRT we're doing the Vault tonight with our first-timer pal who really likes Haurchefant and if I remember "HAHA! I'M FUCKING GREEN" at the wrong moment I'm going to have to mute myself
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LVL100 Paladin Kei @saintnurse.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
spoiler embargo up please let this fucking happen
panel 1: wol, shocked, while the text 'hello, friend!' appears over head
panel 2: suspiciously haurche shaped person with the text: HAHA!! I'M FUCKING GREEN!! ((bc he is haurche but green))
panel 3: airship in the sky
panel 4: my best attempt at said airship just fucking exploding after getting eaten by one of those giant fucking beast creatures
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I Lalafell and I Can't Get Up ✨ @bexplaysffxiv.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Going into HW I was like "maybe Saran will like the characters Roscoe couldn't stand" and then I realised very quickly that Saran would also hate the Fortemps
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Pichupal || Bera (🔞 - 7.56 Spoilers) @pichupal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
#7.56spoilers For scion lovers, I'd like to inform you all of them can actually be found in the wait until 8.0! Co-ordinates and map location in each image, and to minimize accidental spoiling, just where they are. They all have fun things to say though! Starting with the safest bet, Tataru.
Tataru in the Rising Stones
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Yuyuka is a lalesbian 🌈 @strixthings.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Big fan of Rufus from Kim Possible
Yuyuka in the new patch glamLook at her forehead. Creature.
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I Lalafell and I Can't Get Up ✨ @bexplaysffxiv.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
For the embargo release I will simply say I am VERY excited for Evercold, I didn't expect things to get moving so fast in 7.56 and also wow it's an interesting time to be replaying base HW on another character :)
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Yuyuka is a lalesbian 🌈 @strixthings.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
He is weak and won’t survive the winter /j
Low quality edit of Yotsuyu, Lyse and Fordola on a meme that says “Hating Stormblood is a disease. Get well soon!”
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Yuyuka is a lalesbian 🌈 @strixthings.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
*Rent lowering gunshot* I’m afraid we’re flaying Yuyuka with this snippet Endwalker spoilers Content Warning for “Fighting Zenos” levels of brutality and physical violence against a minor. Unedited.
Zenos had ripped her from the sky like a child with a bug net, torn flesh from bone with all the ease of peeling open a fresh orange. The starlit surface below provided no mercy for her face nor purchase for her hands. She’d scrambled blindly for her cane, a foothold, anything. 

She tried not to think of what followed next. The boot slammed upon the nape of her neck. A scythe tip pressed against her back for several heartbeats too long. Don’t look. The plea she would’ve offered Roscoe drowned within a blood-filled mouth. Don’t give him the reaction he wants.
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I Lalafell and I Can't Get Up ✨ @bexplaysffxiv.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Having three characters on different stages of MSQ is mind-boggling. EU Roscoe is on 7.56, NA Roscoe on 5.5, Saran on 3.0. I keep having to triple-check what I'm saying before it comes out of my mouth and spoils someone. We're doing the Vault this week so at least I can chill a BIT after that lmao
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astel🪼 @palastel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My work here is done. Thanks to everyone's wonderful contributions on this project, the Lalafell Lore Compendium is complete and can be viewed/read at your leisure. (Be wary about Dwarf and Milalla pages as those are major spoilers for later!) drive.google.com/drive/folder...
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Yuyuka is a lalesbian 🌈 @strixthings.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
LRT Roscoe really said "YOUNG LESBIAN GET BEHIND ME" and was able to somewhat shield her using their co-wol narrative
A poorly edited meme. Military weapons fire at Roscoe who is shielding Yuyuka with his body.

The text reads as follows
"A bunch of men actively watching the WoL's every move"
"Roscoe's hero status making him their focus"
"Yuyuka sleeping soundly because history totally overlooked all her deeds - the only time this has benefitted her."
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I Lalafell and I Can't Get Up ✨ @bexplaysffxiv.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Another thing that accidentally ended up working well for the #Brambleverse: how the DRK and WHM quests bleed into each other, and how DRK tell the story of a man struggling to deal with his grief and anger, taking a young girl under his wing who was let down by the people who should've loved her
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I Lalafell and I Can't Get Up ✨ @bexplaysffxiv.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
LRT honestly not something I'd considered so in-depth with a male WoL until playing through 5.0 with Yuyuka but man. Yeah. It truly is just Three Men Spying on You 🙃 I will be pondering on this when I replay ShB on Saran
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Mharwyb @ GWF! @horsetuna.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
having a female wol in shb and being omnisciently watched by three different men is so dire. 🧹💥 get! 🧹💥 out!! 🧹💥🧹💥
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I Lalafell and I Can't Get Up ✨ @bexplaysffxiv.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A dubious creature is in my PC
Roscoe as designed in the game 'Character House'. He has grey hair, a black jacket and a fish-like tail as an approximation of his Au Ra tail.
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Bex | Comms on waitlist! @rb-illustration.co.uk · 20/09/2026
The Summit of Mt. Gulg (CW suicide) Been rotating this comic in my mind for years and my Patreon supporters voted to make it happen! Here's how Mt Gulg went in the #Brambleverse, and a love letter to one of my favourite scenes in the game 🎨 #bexarttag #FFXIVart #FFXIVSpoilers #Shadowbringers
FFXIV comic showing my Warrior of Light, Roscoe, a lalafell with long dark hair and all-black armour, kneeling on the ground at the top of Mt Gulg. Emet-Selch says to him, "What a disappointment you turned out to be. I placed my faith in you. Let myself believe that you could contain the light. But look at you now... halfway to becoming a monster." He kneels down and uses a gun to lift Roscoe's chin, saying "You still retain your form and your senses... but you have all but become a sin eater." In the background, Yuyuka, a blonde lalafell with horns, looks on in horror.Page 2 of the comic. The panels pan across images of the structures of Mt Gulg, the Crystal Exarch unconscious on the ground, Alphinaud and Thancred gritting their teeth, Alisaie and Y'shtola looking tense and horrified, and Yuyuka on the verge of tears. Emet-Selch continues, "Whether you will it or no, your mere existence will serve to engulf the world in Light. Those few left with the will to fight may rise up against you. But before your absolute might, they will quickly know despair. "There is no hope." "We are finished." "Mankind is finished!""

Roscoe puts a dagger to his own throat, saying, "No. I won't let that happen."Page 3 of the comic. Roscoe slits his own throat, with red blood spraying across the panel. Yuyuka runs forward with a scream, tears pouring down her face. A close-up of Roscoe's eyes shows them slowly closing as Emet-Selch says "I shall look forward to seeing you bring the world to its knees... hero."
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Yuyuka is a lalesbian 🌈 @strixthings.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Get cared for, idiot. Get absolutely cherished.
Silly low effort doodle of Yuyuka with a flushed face and bug eyed expression. She has a big lipstick kiss mark on her forehead and is wearing Alisaie's jacket like a cloak.
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I Lalafell and I Can't Get Up ✨ @bexplaysffxiv.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Can anyone recommend some good fingerless gloves I can get on the marketboard? NA Roscoe is about to hit Endwalker and I want a new glam for him, but a lot of EU Roscoe's current glam is cash shop items and I don't want to buy them all over again 😆
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I Lalafell and I Can't Get Up ✨ @bexplaysffxiv.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Working through 5.5 on the #Brambleverse replay and Yuyuka has met Estinien for the first time. While Alisaie has had enough of this man, Yuyuka found herself bonding with him over their shared hatred of Allagan tech - or any tech, for that matter
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I Lalafell and I Can't Get Up ✨ @bexplaysffxiv.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Noted this line in HW last night - do we ever learn what she's referencing? I don't remember it
Yugiri says "'You had killed the one you served...' Ah, pray excuse my mutterings - I was reminded of a line from an old poem."
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astel🪼 @palastel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Guess who's been busy? Lore pages for lalafell in general! Plainsfolk and Dunesfolk coming up
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I Lalafell and I Can't Get Up ✨ @bexplaysffxiv.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Queued for a roulette and got jumpscared by an actual intro cutscene because I've never done the Fractal Continuum Hard before Then I got jumpscared again because I've played FF6 in the time since my first playthrough of HW so now I know about the floating isle and I KNOW THAT FINAL BOSS
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I Lalafell and I Can't Get Up ✨ @bexplaysffxiv.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Apparently I don't remember HW at all because what do you mean the first duty in the entire expac is Ravana. I thought that was at least halfway through!!
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I Lalafell and I Can't Get Up ✨ @bexplaysffxiv.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
He's a gunbreaker/machinist at this point, so one would hope he's very tech-savvy. Which he is, but he does have a habit of accepting whatever machine his mother designed last and nodding with glazed eyes to her explanation of where to point it and what button to press. His ass is not listening
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Yuyuka is a lalesbian 🌈 @strixthings.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Sunstruck (Grandma Mimiru's about to take a chainsaw to her hair at this point)
Scribbly limited palette illustration of Yuyuka looking towards the sky in a daze
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I Lalafell and I Can't Get Up ✨ @bexplaysffxiv.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
RAAHHH DRK 50 QUEST I LOVE YOU "The Warrior of Light, our Weapon of Light" you will always be famous
Saran's Esteem, a mirrored version of her wearing spiked dark knight armour. Her eyes are glowing red.Saran's Esteem kneels on the ground and says "Convince yourselves that she can be controlled..."Saran's Esteem kneels on the ground and says "The Warrior of Light. Our Weapon of Light!"Saran and her Esteem stand back-to-back against a black backdrop, Esteem surrounded by a red light.
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jupiter @tofireandsword.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
fleeing regicide accusations to actually commit regicide was so iconic of wol
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I Lalafell and I Can't Get Up ✨ @bexplaysffxiv.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hahahahahahhaa well. About that #SaranAU
Saran talking to a knight who says "Surely there is no need for concern. I mean, 'conversing with a corpse'? What fools do they take us for?"
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I Lalafell and I Can't Get Up ✨ @bexplaysffxiv.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
FFXIV truly did a dangerous thing, giving me the opportunity not to make simply One Blorbo, but Many Blorbos. Potentially Infinite Blorbos, in fact This is a WIP, but Saran is the most fleshed-out of Roscoe's shards: Memoriate turned voidsent turned avatar, returned to her world to help restore it
Euphony, Roscoe's Azem, shown with four of their shards: Roscoe, Warrior of Darkness on the Source, an unnamed Knight of Alexandria on the Ninth, Ardbert on the First, and Saran on the Thirteenth.
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Yuyuka is a lalesbian 🌈 @strixthings.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Told my rodent she needs to marry a prince to unite the kingdoms. She is mad as hell about it!!! (Ended up doodling Swan Princess AU instead of gposing it)
Sketch images of Yuyuka drawn dressed as Princess Odette from The Swan Princess (1994) - she is depicted crying as a child and with a tired expression as an adult
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krintou 👓📗🦋 (7.56 spoilers) @babapapaffxiv.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
#ffxiv #ff14 #pipin // blood one pipin before vacation trip :^)
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I Lalafell and I Can't Get Up ✨ @bexplaysffxiv.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"I'm in my prime, baby 👉😎👉" He is nebulously somewhere between 35 and 40. Between Calamity time shenanigans and world-hopping time shenanigans, he's no longer 100% sure. But one thing IS for sure: he's perpetually in his prime
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I Lalafell and I Can't Get Up ✨ @bexplaysffxiv.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Normal post-ShB conversations for the #Brambleverse
Strixling: YEAHH.The concept of a Yulisaie returned confession scene occurring at the same time Thancred beats the shit out of G’raha
Roscoe somewhere: sneezes
Bex: Roscoe: man. Must have picked up something in the crystarium. Ah well. pulls out one remaining grilled cheese sandwich from his pack
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I Lalafell and I Can't Get Up ✨ @bexplaysffxiv.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
CT: hello darkness my old friend Void Ark: oh?? (especially if it's Dun Scaith) Ivalice: LET'S GOO Nier: LET'S GOO Myths: LET'S GOO (but also I'm sad we skip so many mechs already) Vana'diel: oh boy 🙃 (I don't hate them I just haven't had them pop enough that I know the mechs yet)
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Yuyuka is a lalesbian 🌈 @strixthings.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I personally absolutely ADORE how the crystal exarch was written in ShB but Yuyuka couldn’t stand him. Pulling strangers from their homes to make them fight using convenient half-truths? Hiding his identity under a cloak from his so-called allies? She doesn’t trust him; takes one to know one.
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I Lalafell and I Can't Get Up ✨ @bexplaysffxiv.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Congratulations to Roscoe, the proud owner of 100 loaves of bread. His stomach hurts so bad because he just HAD to eat them all before they went off, and his husband is asking why he's eating shop-bought instead of his lovely home-made loaves
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I Lalafell and I Can't Get Up ✨ @bexplaysffxiv.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A chorus of voices cries out for a hero, and she comes. She smiles. She nods. And she remains silent. But she too has a voice... #SaranAU
Saran, a female Au Ra with long blue and pink hair and dark scales, wearing black armour with a fur collar, stands in front of the shadowed figure of Fray, a person in full armour with only their eyes visible. Both have eyes glowing a faint pink in the gloom. Saran's expression is cold and distant.
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I Lalafell and I Can't Get Up ✨ @bexplaysffxiv.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Today in levelling DRK: what's the logic of running ahead as a DPS, pulling everything, bringing it back to the tank and then running back again to wait at the boss room door while everyone else deals with it
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