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Bev’s Comedy

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I will attempt to find humor in these dystopian times. I might even find humour, too.

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M2O Swim Alliance @m2oswimalliance.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
87% of boating fatalities are people not wearing a life jacket. Think of life jacket on boat like seatbelt on a car and be in the habit of always putting one on. Stay safe this summer. www.m2oswimalliance.org
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Bev’s Comedy @bevscomedy.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Not only is he disgusting, He’s sundowning. He can barely get his insults out.
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M2O Swim Alliance @m2oswimalliance.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
According to the National Institute of Health, formal swim lessons between ages 1 and 4 can help reduce the risk of drowning by 88% Swimming is one of the most important things you can teach your child.
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M2O Swim Alliance @m2oswimalliance.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
An average of 11 people drown every day in the United States, and not in the places that you'd expect... open.substack.com/pub/m2oswima...
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Water We Doing?
The Amount of Income in a Community Determines Drowning Rates More Than the Amount of Water.
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M2O Swim Alliance @m2oswimalliance.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Staring at the horizon can also improve travel sickness like car sickness, sea sickness and in-flight nausea. www.m2oswimalliance.org
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M2O Swim Alliance @m2oswimalliance.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Practicing gratitude boosts mental by rewiring neural pathways. This habit releases "feel-good" neurotransmitters like serotonin and dopamine, decreases stress hormones, and improves resilience against anxiety and depression. It also lowers blood pressure. Thank you for reading.
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M2O Swim Alliance @m2oswimalliance.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Green Means Go, but before you do... Swim safe this summer by following these 5 rules: 1. Scan the water for currents or marine life. 2. If available, swim near a lifeguard 3. Never swim alone 4. Swim sober 5. Assign a water watcher if young children are present. www.m2oswimalliance.org
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
“The moral of the story is Stephen Miller is a terrible neighbor, on a mission to take away our first amendment rights.” From @FriendsofUSAID: www.instagram.com/reel/Da_jjeu...
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Bev’s Comedy @bevscomedy.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
They just delete the footage when it doesn’t fit the narrative they’re telling.
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Bev’s Comedy @bevscomedy.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
The whole world is no longer laughing at Trump, he’s a danger to the entire planet.
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Bev’s Comedy @bevscomedy.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Oh, now that it’s over he stops being Trump’s little b*tch?
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
“The Guardian wins the ‘Caption of the Year’ competition: - William Merrin @theguardian.com
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Bev’s Comedy @bevscomedy.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Bev’s Comedy @bevscomedy.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Russian hit a Ukraine drone facility. That’s what I am referring to.
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Bev’s Comedy @bevscomedy.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Splitting hairs here.
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Bev’s Comedy @bevscomedy.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
My reality theory: - Lindsay’s sister would be next of kin and first call if he died, and the first to know. - Lindsay’s sister would be rewarded for going along with this administration. No one knows. This administration isn’t truthful And journalists don’t investigate anything any more.
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Bev’s Comedy @bevscomedy.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Riddle me this: Why did Trump call Henry McMaster and tell him to appoint Lady G’s sister to his senate seat?
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Bev’s Comedy @bevscomedy.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This administration lies about everything. Trump even cheats at golf… So when journalists blindly repeat information from this administration, it is no different than state run media. The truth is, you have no idea how or when Lady G passed. You’re just repeating the narrative you’ve been given.
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Bev’s Comedy @bevscomedy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
It feels like both Spain and Argentina will lose the Workd Cup.
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Bev’s Comedy @bevscomedy.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
To be clear: Alligator Auschwitz did not close because it was the right thing to do to shut it down… It closed because this administration stiffs contractors. Federal government still owes Florida $1.1 billion. www.newsweek.com/alligator-al... www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/c...
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CBS News Miami investigates the cost of Alligator Alcatraz after its shutdown
On Thursday, Governor Ron DeSantis announced the closing of Alligator Alcatraz, the highly controversial immigration detention center that was the subject of numerous lawsuits as well as allegations o...
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Bev’s Comedy @bevscomedy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Google. Read up on this incident. It has been reported on.
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Bev’s Comedy @bevscomedy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Google it. This isn’t interesting anymore. And you’re not interested in receiving new information. You can come back and apologize in 50 years when they declassify this incident and how it would have sparked a full out war with Russia if accurately reported.
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Bev’s Comedy @bevscomedy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
This administration has been caught lying about everything. The man cheats at golf. It is reasonable to assume the information about Lindsay’s passing is erroneous as the information about Mitch McConnell.
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Bev’s Comedy @bevscomedy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I’m all for more women leaders. But duely elected ones.
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Bev’s Comedy @bevscomedy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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Bev’s Comedy @bevscomedy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
jp.ibtimes.com/russian-miss...
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Russian Missiles Target Kyiv Drone Factory Hours After Lindsey Graham's Visit
A Ukrainian drone factory in Kyiv was destroyed by Russian missiles days after US Senator Lindsey Graham toured the site. Here's what we know about the strike and its implications.
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Bev’s Comedy @bevscomedy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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Bev’s Comedy @bevscomedy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Can you not see the links I shared?
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Bev’s Comedy @bevscomedy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
South Carolina hasn’t had Democrat Gov since 2003. Kentucky has Democrat Gov. Maybe you’re confusing the 2 senators who died and MAGA is covering it up. 🤣
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Bev’s Comedy @bevscomedy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
In a Trump presidency, corruption absolutely qualifies her for office. 🤣
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Bev’s Comedy @bevscomedy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Basic odds of probability: Someone nearly dies by event and then actually dies in same day. And these 2 events are unrelated? Not probable. Possible but not probable.
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Bev’s Comedy @bevscomedy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
If a sitting U.S. senator was killed by adversary (Russia) that would have major implications. . But if he “dies” suddenly in his own home, there’s no need for a military response.
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Bev’s Comedy @bevscomedy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Yes, that’s what I’m saying. You can run down the rabbit hole on Google to confirm facts, timeline doesn’t add up. Lady G allegedly left drone facility right before it was bombed then took 12 hour train, 12 hour flight then died the second he walked in his door. It’s possible But not probable.
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Bev’s Comedy @bevscomedy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I just followed you so you can see my posts.
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Bev’s Comedy @bevscomedy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The timeline doesn’t make sense. He allegedly left drone facility right before strike, then took 12 hour train and 12 hour flight and died the moment he walked in his front door. It’s possible that’s the real story. But not probable.
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Bev’s Comedy @bevscomedy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The fog of war. Lady G was likely in drone facility. www.aljazeera.com/amp/news/202...
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Russian missile and drone barrage kills eight and wounds dozens in Ukraine
In the latest salvo in one of the war's deadliest months, Russia hits Kyiv with ballistic missiles and 121 drones.
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Bev’s Comedy @bevscomedy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I don’t think it was “hours after” I think it was while he was there. He had just released video publicly threatening Russia. www.ibtimes.co.uk/russian-miss...
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Russian Missiles Target Kyiv Drone Factory Hours After Lindsey Graham's Visit
A Ukrainian drone factory in Kyiv was destroyed by Russian missiles days after US Senator Lindsey Graham toured the site. Here's what we know about the strike and its implications.
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Bev’s Comedy @bevscomedy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
🤣 yes www.military.com/lindsey-grah...
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Lindsey Graham Toured Ukrainian Drone Factory Before His Sudden Death
President Trump has been solemn about his ally's passing, ordering flags at half-staff.
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Bev’s Comedy @bevscomedy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
What shadowban looks like…
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Bev’s Comedy @bevscomedy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
My opinion… Darlene Nordone likely made 911 call and likely identified the body. She’s next of kin. She would’ve been first call when he actually died in Ukraine explosion. She would have had leverage or negotiating power for participating in cover up. Well played Lady D.
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Bev’s Comedy @bevscomedy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
…. Media is adding her maiden name. She doesn’t go by all three.
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Bev’s Comedy @bevscomedy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Stating the obvious here… Darlene Nordone likely made 911 call and likely identified the body. She’s next of kin. She would’ve been first call when he died in Ukraine explosion. And if she played her cards right, she would have had leverage or negotiating power for participating in cover up.
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Bev’s Comedy @bevscomedy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Stating the obvious here… Darlene Nordone likely made 911 call. She likely identified the body. . She’s next of kin. She would’ve been first call when he died in Ukraine explosion. . And if she played her cards right, she would have had leverage or negotiating power for participating in cover up.
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Bev’s Comedy @bevscomedy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Darlene Nordine likely made the 911 call. She likely identified the body. . She’s next of kin. She would’ve been first call when he died in Ukraine explosion. . And if she played her cards right, she would have had leverage or negotiating power for participating in cover up.
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Bev’s Comedy @bevscomedy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
If it was publicly acknowledged that Russia, on purpose or by accident, killed a sitting U.S. senator that would be a massive deal. . But if he “died” in his own home from “sudden illness” then we don’t have to punish Russia.
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Bev’s Comedy @bevscomedy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
If it was publicly acknowledged that Russia killed a sitting U.S. senator that would be a massive deal. . But if he “died” in his own home from “sudden illness” then we don’t have to punish Russia.
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Bev’s Comedy @bevscomedy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
It makes sense when you realize she likely made the 911 call. She likely identified the body. . She’s next of kin. She would’ve been first call when he died in Ukraine explosion. . And if she played her cards right, she would have leverage or negotiating power for participating in cover up.
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Bev’s Comedy @bevscomedy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
For entertainment purposes only. Allegedly. Unconfirmed.
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KJ @taintnowhey.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
the fuckery is so exhausting 😫
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