bevinkb.bsky.social @bevinkb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Somewhere out there, there is someone who is in possession of Tim Curry's GameBoy and doesn't know it.static.klipy.comTim Curry's Dramatic Eye RollALT: Tim Curry's Dramatic Eye Roll 010
bevinkb.bsky.social @bevinkb.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Remember folks, fireworks, bonfires, food, drinks and music has all the necessary components for a magic spell. Make a wish!static.klipy.comHappy 4th of July Fireworks DisplayALT: Happy 4th of July Fireworks Display 010
bevinkb.bsky.social @bevinkb.bsky.social · 15/06/2026"Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego" game show but we go around to rescue Pokemon from Team Rocketstatic.klipy.comAbsolute Cinema GreninjaALT: Absolute Cinema Greninja 000
bevinkb.bsky.social @bevinkb.bsky.social · 25/05/2026One of the blessings of ADHD is having your leatherworking skills that you learned as a kid comes in handy later in life. I'm punching holes and pressing grommets into a costume piece.static.klipy.comLilo Getting Beaten UpALT: Lilo Getting Beaten Up 000
bevinkb.bsky.social @bevinkb.bsky.social · 10/04/2026The X-Men is so LGBT-coded that you don't realize that you've been using their preferred names instead of their birth name the entire time.media.tenor.coma close up of a man wearing a helmet and looking at the cameraALT: a close up of a man wearing a helmet and looking at the camera 000
bevinkb.bsky.social @bevinkb.bsky.social · 26/03/2026The Ten Commandments is like a business contract and it's terrifying. "Thou shall not worship other gods" = Non-compete clause "Thou shall honor thy mother and father" = obey your superiors, even if they're abusive There are a lot more other deities out there who can treat you better. I promisemedia.tenor.coma cartoon hand is holding a roll of paper that says employment contractALT: a cartoon hand is holding a roll of paper that says employment contract 000
bevinkb.bsky.social @bevinkb.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Saved by the belle of the ballmedia.tenor.coma cartoon of a girl surrounded by red flowers with the word lovecaps below herALT: a cartoon of a girl surrounded by red flowers with the word lovecaps below her 000
bevinkb.bsky.social @bevinkb.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Today I learned the hard way that my butt is a tripod and it's not my coccyx.media.tenor.coma cartoon cat is putting its paw on another cat 's butt .ALT: a cartoon cat is putting its paw on another cat 's butt . 000
bevinkb.bsky.social @bevinkb.bsky.social · 28/01/2026I don't know anyone who works for ICE but it would be cool if they, oh I dunno, train to become electrical linemen. They could become heroes and not have to wear face masks.media.tenor.coma man with a beard is standing in front of a shelf with bottles on itALT: a man with a beard is standing in front of a shelf with bottles on it 000
bevinkb.bsky.social @bevinkb.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Less ICE, more linemen, please!media.tenor.coma telephone pole that has been struck by an electrical stormALT: a telephone pole that has been struck by an electrical storm 000
bevinkb.bsky.social @bevinkb.bsky.social · 21/01/2026He's not talking about Palpatine.media.tenor.coma man says " somehow palpatine returned " in front of a crowdALT: a man says " somehow palpatine returned " in front of a crowd 000
bevinkb.bsky.social @bevinkb.bsky.social · 05/01/2026AI translation should NOT be a thing. Doesn't compare to discovering inside jokes in a series or video games. For example, in Infinity Nikki, one of the mushroom people says that Momo, my talking cat companion, is a "chubby pot". It's a reference to a popular character in the Dark Souls game series.media.tenor.coma statue of a knight with a helmet onALT: a statue of a knight with a helmet on 000
bevinkb.bsky.social @bevinkb.bsky.social · 04/01/2026For Autistics, most social interactions are like quick-time events; we miss out when the timer runs out while we're paralyzed in analyzing the infinite, potential responses out of fear of choosing the wrong dialogue optionmedia.tenor.coma close up of a woman 's face with a triangle on her forehead and a mathematical equation .ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with a triangle on her forehead and a mathematical equation . 000
bevinkb.bsky.social @bevinkb.bsky.social · 02/01/2026Serving others in the name of Christ is cool and all but you gotta have limits because takers won't.media.tenor.coma man 's got to know his limitations is written above a manALT: a man 's got to know his limitations is written above a man 010
bevinkb.bsky.social @bevinkb.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Here's a fun writing exercise. Try to stump your friends with Florida Man headlines to describe a movie. "Florida Man escapes jail and hijacks cop car with ex-cop friend."media.tenor.comthree men are standing next to each other in a room with a chewbacca .ALT: three men are standing next to each other in a room with a chewbacca . 000
bevinkb.bsky.social @bevinkb.bsky.social · 31/12/2025The existence of subtext implies the existence of domtext.media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is talking about writers who use subtext and they 're all cowardsALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking about writers who use subtext and they 're all cowards 010
bevinkb.bsky.social @bevinkb.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Person: You don't look Autistic Me: Yeah well congrats! You just got catfished by one because I was pretending to be normal! Where's my Oscar?! #asd #autism #masking #oscarmedia.tenor.coman oscar statue with the words " and the oscar goes too " on the bottomALT: an oscar statue with the words " and the oscar goes too " on the bottom 000
bevinkb.bsky.social @bevinkb.bsky.social · 15/11/2025I propose that anyone on the LGBT/Neurodivergent spectrum should be categorized as "Vulcan Sapiens"media.tenor.coma man in a blue shirt is saying `` live long and prosper '' with his hand .ALT: a man in a blue shirt is saying `` live long and prosper '' with his hand . 000
bevinkb.bsky.social @bevinkb.bsky.social · 12/11/2025Those Dune bros had it right. They'd rather take drugs than to rely on AI for space travel. #Dune #AImedia.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie with a beard has blue eyesALT: a man in a suit and tie with a beard has blue eyes 000
bevinkb.bsky.social @bevinkb.bsky.social · 07/11/2025Victor Frankenstein seems like the kind of guy who wants kids but fails to realize that it takes real work, patience, and tolerance to raise them. You built the uterus, dude. It's YOUR kid! Don't be a dead beat!media.tenor.coma black and white photo of a man with a stethoscope around his neck screaming .ALT: a black and white photo of a man with a stethoscope around his neck screaming . 000
bevinkb.bsky.social @bevinkb.bsky.social · 06/11/2025Oscar Isaac is officially a triple threat when it comes to monsters movies and TV shows. The mummy superhero in Moon Knight. The vampire Spiderman 2099, Miguel O'Hara. Guillermo del Toro's Victor Frankenstein.media.tenor.coma man in a suit says " this is real " in front of a bandALT: a man in a suit says " this is real " in front of a band 020
bevinkb.bsky.social @bevinkb.bsky.social · 19/10/2025Tell neurodivergent kids what they did wrong immediately. Dismissing their "What did I do?" teaches them that asking for help makes things worse. They'll stop seeking guidance and internalizes shame, believing they are bad, not that they made a mistake. I did a bad thing =/= I am a bad personmedia.tenor.comelmo the sesame street character is sitting on a shelfALT: elmo the sesame street character is sitting on a shelf 000
bevinkb.bsky.social @bevinkb.bsky.social · 13/10/2025If I had a nickel for every time a big name transphobe gets infested with black mold, I'd have two nickels. It's not a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.media.tenor.coma woman in a red dress is holding a microphone and saying " you get mold you get mold and you get mold "ALT: a woman in a red dress is holding a microphone and saying " you get mold you get mold and you get mold " 000
bevinkb.bsky.social @bevinkb.bsky.social · 28/09/2025is it bad that I want to see a supercut of televangelists speaking the lyrics to "Your Idol" from K-Pop Demon Hunters?media.tenor.coma man wearing a hat and a necklace with a purple faceALT: a man wearing a hat and a necklace with a purple face 000
bevinkb.bsky.social @bevinkb.bsky.social · 26/09/2025Honestly, there should be a law allowing any citizen to challenge a current president to a widely televised melee duel to the death. The winner then becomes/stays president and becomes immune to said challenge. This resets after a new president is elected.media.tenor.coma woman in a red dress is surrounded by blue lightALT: a woman in a red dress is surrounded by blue light 000
bevinkb.bsky.social @bevinkb.bsky.social · 19/09/2025#marvelwhatif if #Moonknight has to go toe to toe against Task Master, please have Jake Lockley crash a helicopter while screaming "THIS IS THE GREATEST PLAAAAAAAN!". Bonus points if screamed in Spanish.media.tenor.coma cartoon says hey look charles is here in front of a planeALT: a cartoon says hey look charles is here in front of a plane 000
bevinkb.bsky.social @bevinkb.bsky.social · 19/09/2025#marvelwhatif instead of being put in timeout, Amitt is forced to live in a human form on Earth. A mortal food critic decides to adopt her off the streets. Amitt detects that their milk is going bad and saves them. Roommate teaches Amitt how to be a food critic and she's good at it. #Moonknight 000
bevinkb.bsky.social @bevinkb.bsky.social · 09/08/2025Warhammer 40k's Primarchs are just dude versions of Disney Princessesmedia.tenor.coma close up of a bald man wearing a helmet and headphones .ALT: a close up of a bald man wearing a helmet and headphones . 110
bevinkb.bsky.social @bevinkb.bsky.social · 30/07/2025Della Duck is Shara Bey's ducksona and Shara Bey is Della Duck's fleshsona. They're both moms and accomplished space faring badasses. For context, Della Duck is Hewey, Louie, and Dewey's mom. Shara Bey is Poe Dameron's mother.media.tenor.coma cartoon character is sitting in a chair in a room holding a book .ALT: a cartoon character is sitting in a chair in a room holding a book . 000
bevinkb.bsky.social @bevinkb.bsky.social · 29/07/2025Ahh yes, the four genders: Cola, Diet, RB, and OTHERmedia.tenor.coma man drinking through a straw in front of a map of the eastern kingdomsALT: a man drinking through a straw in front of a map of the eastern kingdoms 000
bevinkb.bsky.social @bevinkb.bsky.social · 26/07/2025A grocery store but it's Dick's Last Resort. All the employees are allowed to be rude to customers. Customer: Why aren't the graham crackers in the cracker aisle? Me: We don't sell you and yet here we are. If you cannot answer this question then you're not allowed to talk shit about retail workers.media.tenor.coma panda mascot pushing a shopping cart in a grocery storeALT: a panda mascot pushing a shopping cart in a grocery store 000
bevinkb.bsky.social @bevinkb.bsky.social · 02/07/2025I think I figured it why neurodivergent folks (myself) are much more comfortable in cosplay than regular clothes. If we wear a costume, anyone who sees us has their sense of disbelief suspended, and their gut reaction of "this person is not human" or the Uncanny Valley doesn't get triggered as much.media.tenor.coma woman in a star wars costume with a pink hair dryerALT: a woman in a star wars costume with a pink hair dryer 000
bevinkb.bsky.social @bevinkb.bsky.social · 22/06/2025The desire to read the Shadowrun 5th edition book, boil it down into a 2D6 system and call it "Shadowalk" is strong. Because, if you cannot explain a concept to a child then you do not understand the concept itself. Shadowrun shouldn't have conflicting rules and concepts to begin with.media.tenor.coma neon sign that says kabayan on it in a cityALT: a neon sign that says kabayan on it in a city 000
bevinkb.bsky.social @bevinkb.bsky.social · 02/06/2025FINALLY GRADUATED FROM THERAPY!media.tenor.comspongebob and patrick from spongebob squarepants are sitting on the beach .ALT: spongebob and patrick from spongebob squarepants are sitting on the beach . 000
bevinkb.bsky.social @bevinkb.bsky.social · 30/05/2025Hubby: "Adolf Hitler made sure to get the trains to run on time while Trump caused the planes to crash." And here I'm like, "Okay now I'm far less afraid of Islamic terrorists..."media.tenor.coma cat excavator is being used to remove a plane from the groundALT: a cat excavator is being used to remove a plane from the ground 000
bevinkb.bsky.social @bevinkb.bsky.social · 21/05/2025Stuck on a plane with these people The Lion King cast singing "The Circle of Life" >>>>>>> any preachermedia.tenor.coma baboon is holding a baby lion in his arms in a cartoonALT: a baboon is holding a baby lion in his arms in a cartoon 000
bevinkb.bsky.social @bevinkb.bsky.social · 12/04/2025Going through therapy is like playing a video game: You know you're making progress when enemies are in your way. To be clear, though, enemies are the uncomfortable feelings and bad memories, not just the people who wronged you.media.tenor.coma cartoon character is standing on a wooden floor with his arms outstretched .ALT: a cartoon character is standing on a wooden floor with his arms outstretched . 000
bevinkb.bsky.social @bevinkb.bsky.social · 05/04/2025Huh... how ironic... and to think I used to blast the "Imperial March" before I clocked in... 000
bevinkb.bsky.social @bevinkb.bsky.social · 03/04/2025Irish Pookahs be like, "Oy! Screw them Christians! They're fair game to prank on! Except for Dolly Parton, she's cool!"media.tenor.coma picture of a cartoon rabbit with the words prank time written below itALT: a picture of a cartoon rabbit with the words prank time written below it 010
bevinkb.bsky.social @bevinkb.bsky.social · 03/04/2025I did not come here for a psycho-social call!media.tenor.coma group of people sitting around a table with fruit salad written on the bottomALT: a group of people sitting around a table with fruit salad written on the bottom 000
bevinkb.bsky.social @bevinkb.bsky.social · 29/03/2025I can't believe the old "bread bag on the keyboard" trick works.media.tenor.coma black and white drawing of a cat peeking out from behind a keyboardALT: a black and white drawing of a cat peeking out from behind a keyboard 000
bevinkb.bsky.social @bevinkb.bsky.social · 29/03/2025I sometimes type out the word "cisplay" on accident, and I think this could catch on.media.tenor.coma woman is applying red lipstick on her lipsALT: a woman is applying red lipstick on her lips 000
bevinkb.bsky.social @bevinkb.bsky.social · 27/03/2025This bread be flat. YEAST!media.tenor.competer griffin from family guy is laying on a bed eatingALT: peter griffin from family guy is laying on a bed eating 000
bevinkb.bsky.social @bevinkb.bsky.social · 26/03/2025Do you have any idea how bad or awesome my ideas are? Give me a reason so I can reply to you with Oscar Isaac roles with porn star names.media.tenor.coma man with sweat running down his faceALT: a man with sweat running down his face 000
bevinkb.bsky.social @bevinkb.bsky.social · 26/03/2025Firefighters are proof that they can get PTSD and not be in under attack by enemy fire in a war zone. The regret of not doing "enough" weighs heavily on their minds. Please don't give anyone crap about their PTSD, especially if they're not soldiers.media.tenor.coma purple poster that says your trauma is valid no matter how big orALT: a purple poster that says your trauma is valid no matter how big or 000
bevinkb.bsky.social @bevinkb.bsky.social · 26/03/2025Oh suuuuuuure! When actors observe people, it's called "people watching" but when I do it, it's called "stalking"!media.tenor.coma bottle of coca cola is on a tableALT: a bottle of coca cola is on a table 000
bevinkb.bsky.social @bevinkb.bsky.social · 24/03/2025Hubby: **wakes up in a cold sweat** Hubby: @gamegrumps.bsky.social is just the @beavisandbutthead.bsky.social of video games.media.tenor.comtwo men are standing next to each other in front of microphones . one has a transformer shirt on .ALT: two men are standing next to each other in front of microphones . one has a transformer shirt on . 000
bevinkb.bsky.social @bevinkb.bsky.social · 23/03/2025If anyone is going to play as my dad, I elect either Richard Roxburgh or Oscar Isaac with no hesitation. The best part is that they just need to wear a single colored contact lens b/c my dad had heteochromia. #SCA #legendarymedia.tenor.coma man with blood on his face is standing in front of a candle .ALT: a man with blood on his face is standing in front of a candle . 000
bevinkb.bsky.social @bevinkb.bsky.social · 22/03/2025I see these horse girls have their horse autism and here I am with my "tall, dark, and handsome" autism. T_Tmedia.tenor.coma man in a white shirt says heavy sigh in front of a group of peopleALT: a man in a white shirt says heavy sigh in front of a group of people 000
bevinkb.bsky.social @bevinkb.bsky.social · 20/03/2025Writing a car bomb as a plot point for a police movie? Seriously? What a cop out!media.tenor.coma man in a robot suit is standing in front of a chain link fence with his mouth open .ALT: a man in a robot suit is standing in front of a chain link fence with his mouth open . 000
