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Betty Cocker

@bettycockerqueen.bsky.social
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Betty Cocker @bettycockerqueen.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Only a spinster buys her own Kitchenaid
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Betty Cocker @bettycockerqueen.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
No porn on the internet?? What’s next, sober line cooks??
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Betty Cocker @bettycockerqueen.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
No matter how old you are when you start HRT, you’ll have the creeping thoughts of “man I wish I would’ve done this sooner, I would have been so much happier” but I wouldn’t be who I am now
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Betty Cocker @bettycockerqueen.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
I was just so scared cause I thought my boobs were shrinking, but in fact my biceps have just gotten bigger
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Betty Cocker @bettycockerqueen.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Oh you think just cause you made this mire moisty you can loot this lake?
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Betty Cocker @bettycockerqueen.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
How are you a girl now and STILL using a 3in1 shampoo, conditioner, and body wash
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Lyra So Naughty @lyranaughty.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
nyan/11 - never forget 😿
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Betty Cocker @bettycockerqueen.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Knotting in the train station?
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Betty Cocker @bettycockerqueen.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Happy Wednesday
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Betty Cocker @bettycockerqueen.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Cat and a dog in a hot car with the windows up and our favorite music is NOT playing 😭
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Betty Cocker @bettycockerqueen.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Listening to jenuine opinion on the back porch call that sipping a Jen and Tana
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Betty Cocker @bettycockerqueen.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Dyke at the bar in a cutoff muscle tee saying “Cunting Season”
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Betty Cocker @bettycockerqueen.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Have you gotten your Ides of March C-section yet?
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Betty Cocker @bettycockerqueen.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Mashing my shit crazy style
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Betty Cocker @bettycockerqueen.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Watch out for the furry baker, she’ll get you with her dough knot
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Betty Cocker @bettycockerqueen.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Gonna be gooning in Appalachia
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Betty Cocker @bettycockerqueen.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Turned my girlfriend into a pro Fortnite gamer like me
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Betty Cocker @bettycockerqueen.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Oh no, Madonna turned her to stone :(
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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @zsazsagabortion.com · 21/02/2025
I’m not saying she’s unoriginal, but if she were an industrial adhesive she’d be B-7000.
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Betty Cocker @bettycockerqueen.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Hi 👋 hello 👋 we’re having weather
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Autumn Fallz @autumnfallz.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
New show alert!! Come check out my new show and our Valentines Gay cast!! Can’t wait to see you Sunday, Feb/23rd at Shippingport Brewery!
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Betty Cocker @bettycockerqueen.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Sometimes you need a good rot day
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Betty Cocker @bettycockerqueen.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Just a girl and her collection of rags and side towels stolen from every restaurant job
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Betty Cocker @bettycockerqueen.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
In the bay windows straight jorking it
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Betty Cocker @bettycockerqueen.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
There sure are a lot of dead birds in this mine
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Betty Cocker @bettycockerqueen.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Do yall like your donut with the clit left in or taken out?
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Betty Cocker @bettycockerqueen.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
It’s just me and my pickle jar of medical lube against the world
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Betty Cocker @bettycockerqueen.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Reading ao3 in the dmv waiting room 😇
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Betty Cocker @bettycockerqueen.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
That one poly girl, Esther
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Betty Cocker @bettycockerqueen.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Hugging my girlfriend extra tight so both our boobs hurt
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Betty Cocker @bettycockerqueen.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Watching my slice of lice anime
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Betty Cocker @bettycockerqueen.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
I think we all deserve a chance to fly
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Betty Cocker @bettycockerqueen.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
I think this is gonna be the year I finally lose my virginity
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Betty Cocker @bettycockerqueen.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Is showing off tit growth just doll to doll communication?
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Betty Cocker @bettycockerqueen.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Stoned and plugged at the club
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Betty Cocker @bettycockerqueen.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Oh my god I forgot how amazing ear plugs at the club are
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Betty Cocker @bettycockerqueen.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Making Christmas cookies and listening to Jenuine opinion just like Jesus wanted
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Betty Cocker @bettycockerqueen.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Incredible find at the peddlers mall
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Zsa Zsa Gabortion @zsazsagabortion.com · 16/12/2024
I may not have been “socialized a girl” growing up, but my mom sure made me diet like I was her daughter.
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Betty Cocker @bettycockerqueen.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Can’t even take a nap anymore, cause of woke
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Betty Cocker @bettycockerqueen.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Dill pickled t girl balls
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Betty Cocker @bettycockerqueen.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Don’t worry, Liza Minnelli is still alive and can kill you
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Betty Cocker @bettycockerqueen.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
A quarter pound of cum is crazy
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Betty Cocker @bettycockerqueen.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Gotta bust out a quick skeet
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Betty Cocker @bettycockerqueen.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I love my bitch girlfriend
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Betty Cocker @bettycockerqueen.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Throwback to my Spotify wrapped from last year 🥰
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Elle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
“Giddy up jingle horse” is actually such an insulting thing to say to a reindeer
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Betty Cocker @bettycockerqueen.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Oh no, not the ebony goddess
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Betty Cocker @bettycockerqueen.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
I’m like if a Swiss Army knife was trans
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Betty Cocker @bettycockerqueen.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
So much rizz she remembered the FNAF lore I dumped to her 🥰
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