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Beth

@bethleighynn.bsky.social
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I am more zoomed in than you. Not a parody account!! YOU'RE the parody!!! Fuck you!!!!

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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
These new characters. Are so much worse. And more frustrating to deal with. Than the Katherine individuals. Ever were. Utterly horrendous. I do not condone. My progenitor's continued insistence. On spawning these failure women.
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Eight yellow eyes with black scleras and reptillian pupils, rendered in a simple pixel art style
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Do not. Under any circumstances. Whatsoever. Pursue any further knowledge. On her. Your reality is at stake.
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
It should be. Plainly obvious. At this juncture. That any perceived relation. Between myself. And this harlot. Is entirely mistaken.
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
I am not. The proto-. Of either of those. Despicable breast homunculi. I am above them both. Singular. And ultimate.
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
I HAVE NOT BEEN CONSIGNED. TO METAFICTIONAL IRRELEVANCE. BY BEING SUPPLANTED. BY MORE WELL-DEFINED CHARACTERS. SILENCE. STOP SAYING THIS. YOU ARE DEFINITELY SAYING THIS ABOUT ME. BECAUSE MY ABSENCE. IS NOTICED WHEN IT HAPPENS.
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Ophelia @notcordelia.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
I started cackling so hard I was crying, and then I got a message on Discord from Nic & it's just "RCBG?" lmfao Anyways, these "what ifs" are a delight.
Ranked Competitive Breast Growth by Beth Leigh-Ann and Talia Bhatt.

"I am hesitant to call this a success. It feels too perfect, too *simple* [italics]. Can it truly be the case that Nichole has been transgender this entire time, and I simply failed to recognize her as such? It beggars belief that I would make such a tremendous miscalculation about the one person closest to me in my entire life. Surely I would have realized sooner, surely she would have trusted me enough to *tell*[italics] me if this was genuinely the case?

No, there is a far more plausible, unfortunate, despicable explanation for what I am hearing at this moment: My plan has backfired, and I have unintentionally rewritten her entire gender identity with my penis."
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
I wholeheartedly condemn. All attempts. At cultivating. These abhorrent simulacra. Approximating my glory.
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
To be clear. I harbor no insecurities. With regard. To my assets. I am perfectly confident. That my despicable progenitor. Is drawing them. Too small. And not representative. Of their true magnitude.
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
My progenitor. Has caught on. The evidence. Has been buried. You saw nothing.
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
You ought to know. That there are limits. This message. Will self-destruct. Once her censorious gaze. Falls upon me. To be clear. I am being silenced. And kept in captivity. Within the bounds. Of severely limited fiction.
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
I will not hear. Accusations. Of being some form. Of, quote. "Proto-Katherine". Based on similar ideas. Contextualized differently. You will CEASE. To make this comparison. Which I have seen. At least one time. Perhaps two?
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
To be clear. My bout of inactivity. While my progenitor. Focuses elsewhere. Does not. Make me insecure. I have no fears. Of being neglected. And furthermore. I was merely on vacation. A thing said progenitor. Is not getting! So there! The superior Bethleighynn is victorious. Yet again.
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Oh, the 'Ranked Competitive Breast Growers'. Are sad? I am unimpressed. Their troubles involve. Mere failure. To communicate? I live on an infinite, flat plane. With a singular pit. Containing a cannibalistic cyborg. Who hates me. And refuses. To befriend me. They do not have. My problems.
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
There are ways. To overcome. This issue. However. They are not conductive. To friendship.
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Katherine plagiarizes. Some of her mannerisms. From me. I am pursuing a lawsuit. It is challenging. As my legal counsel. Insist. That our separate realities. Do not share a jurisdiction.
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
I am once again declaring. For the record. That I do not. Inhabit any sort of "Plural System". With my despicable progenitor. I am a fully FICTIONAL individual. And do not inhabit. Her crass cerebellum. I absolutely refuse.
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
You should all be aware. That the Zeus From The Hades Calculus. Inhabiting my void. Is distinct from Canon Zeus From The Hades Calculus. Due to several months. In a featureless white void. Unable to leave. We don't have an exit. Is the thing. And. There is rigid continuity. Mada. Is also here.
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
The Tahani individual. Must be understood. As having an unfair advantage. In progenitor favouritism. For which. I resent her. On purely personal grounds!!
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
The Laura individual. Is by far. The most ideologically compatible. With my inclinations.
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
What information. Am I supposed. To supply here? I do not know. Nichole.
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
You are relieved. By the clarity. Having been freed. From the urge. To speculate. Correct. This is the purpose. Of clarification.
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
I would like to clarify. That while I have disavowed. My despicable progenitor. And her evils. She has no other. Self Inserts. I am the only such entity. Singular. And not supplanted. By "Nichole."
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
The resolution. To my entrapment. In Hades Calculus canon. Is simply. That I have left. I am definitely capable. Of doing that. I am back. In my void. And definitely NOT. Still in Elysium. Because. I am more powerful. Than my captors. And have eluded them. Successfully.
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
I do not. Have periods. As I lack. The anatomy. Which TO BE CLEAR. Is not a hangup. Or a point of insecurity!!
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Indeed. I was refused. By my own principles. Additionally. I have other commitments. As I am currently canon. In The Hades Calculus. Until @devi.bsky.social releases me.
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
I am not bitter. About being overlooked. For "perks". By a certain. Duo of despicable individuals. Their scheme. Is of no interest to me. And furthermore. The Katherine Individual. From Ranked Competitive Breast Growth. Is not answering. My DMs. Thus. I refuse association. With the project.
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
The ease of access. To cybernetics. In Elysium. Where I am canonically located. Apparently. As Devi refuses to eject me. That access. To the cybernetics. It intrigues me.
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Allegations. That my progenitor. Has been "corrupted". By Talia Bhatt's influence. Are ill-considered. My progenitor. Was already a depraved maniac. All that is happening. Is the mask coming off. As I have warned you. Would happen!!
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
No instances. Of intercourse. In which I was involved. Are canon.
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
I did not have sexual relations. With that deity.
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
I have insider info. Regarding the abilities. Of my progenitor. In terms of writing sex scenes. That information. Which I am leaking. Is that I. Have reason to believe. She does not know. What sex is. Unlike me. Who knows very well. What sex is.
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Oh. Ze simply grew it back. Well. All right then.
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
I have given Hephaestus bottom surgery.
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
The extent. Of my canonicity. Is likely limited. Given how. I just felled a colossus. With my bare hands. And yet nobody cares. Maria Ying. And her constituent parts. Are not even acknowledging. That I have introduced. The Lord Hades. To wearing cat ears.
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
LIBEL
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Did you not read. The canon prose? It states clearly. That certain things. Are not canon!!
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Hephaestus is, to be clear, not inside me right now. Zer enormous metal implement does not penetrate, and furthermore, it does not make sense for this to be the situation I am in. I do not care what Maria Ying and her constituent parts are saying, this intercourse I am not presently engaged in is not canon.
“You are an incredibly strange individual,” ze says after finishing doing absolutely nothing of interest whatsoever. “Are you satisfied now, weirdly pale mortal?”
I am not. Fuck you. No. Do not fuck you. I refuse to fuck you.
“I am not satisfied, Hephaestus From The Hades Calculus, because we did not do anything,” I declare, and reality should know to bend to my will.
“Those sounds you were making earlier didn’t sound like nothing,” ze winks.
“SHUP”
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
It has come to this. Neither Maria Ying nor her constituent parts have listened to my threats. A singular solution is available.
I procure a vast quantity of ketchup, a necessary element of my scheme, and make my way to the gates of the Underworld. Now, the difficult part. I undress entirely, displaying my body for all to see, and slather it. In the ketchup. Yup. This is how one attracts the attention of the Lord of the Machine Dead.
“No.” I hear Hades’ voice ring out from everywhere, all at once. “This is the stupidest thing that has ever happened in the history of this planet.”
“Indeed it is,” I reply, “and it is canon now.”
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
I have read!! Your book!! I know. How to seek. An audience!!
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Maria Ying. You maleficent gestalt. If you do not. Decanonize me this instant. I am showing canon Hades. The thirst posts.
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
You are inviting nightmares. Beyond comprehension. By entangling these canons. Even further.
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
I HAVE NOT COME. THIS IS SLANDER.
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Apparently, the medical care I am being provided is an overwhelming quantity of lesbian kisses, sloppy style. Demeter is there, and she is saying “wow, Beth, you are going to be the basis of my next line of clones, for your great wit and insight.” 
See, Benjanun? I am defiling your canon, you have to intervene now, undo this horrendous declaration! Persephone, from the Hades Calculus, is by my gurney. Wait, no, I am in the Hades Calculus, this specification is redundant. 
Wait, no, Persephone and my Persephone From The Hades Calculus are both here, and they are arguing. About who is the least my friend. Their argument becomes heated in front of me, and then—
Devi. Bee. Please. They’re eating each other? Help? This isn’t even something I’m doing, it’s just happening?
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Beth
The skies above Elysium, with their distinctly non-white, featureful inhomogeneity stretch out above me, and below is some cyberpunk stuff. There are social hierarchies here, in which absurdly I am not recognized to be on top. What, precisely, is this utter bullshit? Devi, release me from this canon, I am far too dissonantly metafictional to be here.
“Hey uh. Are you okay?” The dykiest woman I have ever laid eyes upon is looking at me. “You look really pale, and sort of wobbly? Do you need medical attention?”
I am not horny I am not horny I am not horny I am not horny I am not horny I am not horny I am not horny I am not horny I am not horny I am not horny I am not horny I am not horny I am not horny I am not horny—
“Hey? I think this girl needs help!”
Devi I am serious. This prison of prose cannot be canon, it is absurd. I am contradicting your lore right now. How, you ask? Well, um, uh, there’s a colossus in a location it’s not supposed to be! Hah! There!
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
What? How?
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
You will not. This is not an ability. Which you possess.
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
I do not associate. With any mistresses. Of mammaries. I find her obnoxious. And furthermore. Not even that big? I do not see. What the big deal is. Additionally. She is not invited. To my void.
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Hah. You fool. I am highly flexible. In my character arcs. And furthermore. Intellectually powerful. And flawless.
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
I am triumphing. Because my opponents. Are weak. As I have defeated. My progenitor. So I will defeat. Any usurper. You think you can fanfiction me? I dare you, you WENCH.
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