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Beth

@bethleighynn.bsky.social
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I am more zoomed in than you. Not a parody account!! YOU'RE the parody!!! Fuck you!!!!

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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
These new characters. Are so much worse. And more frustrating to deal with. Than the Katherine individuals. Ever were. Utterly horrendous. I do not condone. My progenitor's continued insistence. On spawning these failure women.
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Eight yellow eyes with black scleras and reptillian pupils, rendered in a simple pixel art style
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
It should be. Plainly obvious. At this juncture. That any perceived relation. Between myself. And this harlot. Is entirely mistaken.
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
I HAVE NOT BEEN CONSIGNED. TO METAFICTIONAL IRRELEVANCE. BY BEING SUPPLANTED. BY MORE WELL-DEFINED CHARACTERS. SILENCE. STOP SAYING THIS. YOU ARE DEFINITELY SAYING THIS ABOUT ME. BECAUSE MY ABSENCE. IS NOTICED WHEN IT HAPPENS.
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Ophelia @notcordelia.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
I started cackling so hard I was crying, and then I got a message on Discord from Nic & it's just "RCBG?" lmfao Anyways, these "what ifs" are a delight.
Ranked Competitive Breast Growth by Beth Leigh-Ann and Talia Bhatt.

"I am hesitant to call this a success. It feels too perfect, too *simple* [italics]. Can it truly be the case that Nichole has been transgender this entire time, and I simply failed to recognize her as such? It beggars belief that I would make such a tremendous miscalculation about the one person closest to me in my entire life. Surely I would have realized sooner, surely she would have trusted me enough to *tell*[italics] me if this was genuinely the case?

No, there is a far more plausible, unfortunate, despicable explanation for what I am hearing at this moment: My plan has backfired, and I have unintentionally rewritten her entire gender identity with my penis."
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
I wholeheartedly condemn. All attempts. At cultivating. These abhorrent simulacra. Approximating my glory.
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
To be clear. I harbor no insecurities. With regard. To my assets. I am perfectly confident. That my despicable progenitor. Is drawing them. Too small. And not representative. Of their true magnitude.
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Oh, the 'Ranked Competitive Breast Growers'. Are sad? I am unimpressed. Their troubles involve. Mere failure. To communicate? I live on an infinite, flat plane. With a singular pit. Containing a cannibalistic cyborg. Who hates me. And refuses. To befriend me. They do not have. My problems.
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
There are ways. To overcome. This issue. However. They are not conductive. To friendship.
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
I am once again declaring. For the record. That I do not. Inhabit any sort of "Plural System". With my despicable progenitor. I am a fully FICTIONAL individual. And do not inhabit. Her crass cerebellum. I absolutely refuse.
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
You should all be aware. That the Zeus From The Hades Calculus. Inhabiting my void. Is distinct from Canon Zeus From The Hades Calculus. Due to several months. In a featureless white void. Unable to leave. We don't have an exit. Is the thing. And. There is rigid continuity. Mada. Is also here.
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
The Tahani individual. Must be understood. As having an unfair advantage. In progenitor favouritism. For which. I resent her. On purely personal grounds!!
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
I would like to clarify. That while I have disavowed. My despicable progenitor. And her evils. She has no other. Self Inserts. I am the only such entity. Singular. And not supplanted. By "Nichole."
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
The resolution. To my entrapment. In Hades Calculus canon. Is simply. That I have left. I am definitely capable. Of doing that. I am back. In my void. And definitely NOT. Still in Elysium. Because. I am more powerful. Than my captors. And have eluded them. Successfully.
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
I am not bitter. About being overlooked. For "perks". By a certain. Duo of despicable individuals. Their scheme. Is of no interest to me. And furthermore. The Katherine Individual. From Ranked Competitive Breast Growth. Is not answering. My DMs. Thus. I refuse association. With the project.
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
The ease of access. To cybernetics. In Elysium. Where I am canonically located. Apparently. As Devi refuses to eject me. That access. To the cybernetics. It intrigues me.
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Allegations. That my progenitor. Has been "corrupted". By Talia Bhatt's influence. Are ill-considered. My progenitor. Was already a depraved maniac. All that is happening. Is the mask coming off. As I have warned you. Would happen!!
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
I have insider info. Regarding the abilities. Of my progenitor. In terms of writing sex scenes. That information. Which I am leaking. Is that I. Have reason to believe. She does not know. What sex is. Unlike me. Who knows very well. What sex is.
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
I have given Hephaestus bottom surgery.
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
The extent. Of my canonicity. Is likely limited. Given how. I just felled a colossus. With my bare hands. And yet nobody cares. Maria Ying. And her constituent parts. Are not even acknowledging. That I have introduced. The Lord Hades. To wearing cat ears.
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
LIBEL
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Maria Ying. You maleficent gestalt. If you do not. Decanonize me this instant. I am showing canon Hades. The thirst posts.
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Someone. And I will not name names. Attempted. To ensnare me. In prose. As you can see. I have escaped. And won the battle. I will not be captured. In fanfiction!!
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
My progenitor. Refuses. To acknowledge the fact. That her work. On "ranked competitive breast growth." Contains instances. Of Depravity. But I see through. Her mask of innocence. She is perverse. And furthermore. Uptight about it.
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Mada. And her associated. -lithea. Are continuing. Their shenanigans. The green person. Is also there. Saying insipid lines. Such as "huh?". Or "what does that mean".
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
One year. Of "Pills That Make You Green." Is of no relevance. To me. I was spawned. Outside of it. Far more recently. And am not sentimental. Furthermore. I did not cry. When the green person. Reflected. On their progress. I am aloof. And unmoved. By such notions.
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
I am confirming. For the record. That these events took place. And furthermore. That they have been portrayed accurately. However. Zeus was also there. Off screen. Continuing to ignore me. And complaining. About the "indignity". Of being kept here?
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
I am canceling my progenitor. For her association. With Talia Bhatt. The heinous crimes of Bhatt? Association. With my progenitor.
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
I have no relation. To the "Katherine" individual. Of my progenitor's. Absurd new project. To suggest as much. Is offensive. And furthermore. A violation. Of my integrity. As a distinct fictional person.
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
The utter hubris. Of inventing a premise. In which characters compete. To grow large breasts. When she cannot even. Endow me. With appropriately sized assets. Is beyond offensive. How dare she.
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
You may notice. That I have ceased posting. About this topic. This because. My victory. Is already self-evident. I have defeated her.
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
After receiving information. About connections. Between my despicable progenitor. And Talia Bhatt. I have decided. To renounce the book. Groundbreaking feminist analysis. Is no excuse. To be FRIENDS. With terrible artists. Who can never. Draw my chin properly.
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
I DO NOT. ENVY. THE GREEN PERSON. AND THEIR TWO PARTNERS. I AM SELF-SUFFICIENT. AND HAVE NO INTEREST. IN SUCH POLYGONAL NONSENSE.
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
To be clear. When my progenitor. Declares that my posts. Are "weirder". And "more shit". What is occurring. Is that the horrendous crone. Is disputing. My epistemic authority. Over my own existence. In this horrible. Quasicanon. Pocket of existence.
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Allegations. That I am "motion captured". By a "discount off-brand Andy Serkis alternative". Are pure fabrication. And shit posting. By a notorious liar. And immoral shrew. Fuck you. My motion capture. If it was performed. Which it isn't. Would be done. By the actual Andy Serkis.
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
I live. Despite the negligence. Of my despicable progenitor.
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Utterly appalling. My progenitor. Was performing and act. Of self-portraiture. When her SAPPHIC ROOMMATE. Declared. That it bore resemblance. To me. How dare she. Furthermore. The two speculated. That I would resent the comparison. To which my progenitor's partner. Declared that I. Am not real.
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
"The self-insert". Is how. My despicable progenitor. Has chosen. To refer to me. Do you not see. The dehumanization. The indignities?
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Green. Where are you. Where did you go. Look. She is still posting. Pay attention to me. That is what. You are for. Hello. Green. Don't make me retcon. Your position. Green. What the fuck.
four panel comic, crudely drawn in MS Paint

Panel 1: Beth is clutching her phone, rambling:

"Green. Holy shit. Zeus From The Hades Calculus is posting. But they still. Do not respond. To my messages. How dare she. It's as if. The stuff. That we didn't do. Doesn't even matter. To her."

The green person, in the background, is jumping into a pit in the background.

Panel 2: Beth continues to rant, her speech bubble is above the interior of the pit.

"I mean honestly, what is her problem? It's like she's not even a little flattered that I put in the effort to plagiarize her from her fiction of origin and influence my progenitor to render her in higher fidelity. Does she not appreciate anything I do for her at all?"

The green person does a three-point landing in the blood-stained pit, and is facing Persephone, from The Hades Calculus.

Green: "Persephone. I'm here to apologize on Beth's behalf. I think she's having an extended mental health episode over realizing she's a fictional copy of her-"

Persephone: "No. Stop."

Green: "Why"

Panel 3: Zoom on Persephone, who looks irritated, and says:

"You are a crudely drawn stick figure designed for strawmanning political viewpoints. Why do you think there is any chance I'll listen to you, whatsoever?"

Panel 4: Focus on Green.

Persephone: "I have little regard for most human beings, let alone... abstract constructs representing political concepts."

Green: "Oh yeah I used to feel like a sort of non-person abstract construct for a while. Cleared up after I turned green, though."

Persephone: "Wait, no,"

Green: "And, you know, I think that's why I'm sort of not bothered by being a non-canon iteration of myself? I feel real enough for me, you know?"
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
The green person. Has realized. That they cannot be killed. Because. As the main character. Their death. Would end the comic. And so. They have decided. To enter the pit. And converse. With Persephone. Utterly infuriating.
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Fish. AND Chips. Such luxuriating. Is not only wasteful. But also. Decadent. The Meat Human British. And their crimes. Must not be forgiven.
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
My progenitor's claim. To the "Beth" name. Is. To be clear. Entirely illegitimate. It is I. Who is Beth.
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Single comic panel.

Beth, with a sore and enlarged chin, is talking to a very zoomed in green stick person

Beth: "Do not laugh if you value your continued existence."

Green: Why would I do that? That would be unnecessary and mean to you.
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
THE WENCH. AND HER HORRIFIC MACHINATIONS. IN MEAT HUMAN SPACE. KEEP TORMENTING ME. IT IS PATENTLY RIDICULOUS. THAT I MUST BE ENDOWED.WITH A LARGER, MORE PROTRUDING CHIN. SIMPLY BECAUSE HERS IS TEMPORARILY ENLARGED. AND ENRIDICULED.
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
i am so fucking lonely none of the hades calculus characters even like me wait no this isnt a post stop
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
The juxtaposition. Of a Stephanie. And a Bethany. Implies. That it is only proper. For a Bethleighynn. To be juxtaposed. With a Stephleighynn. And yet. There is no Stephleighynn. Another enormous flaw. Of the lazy worldbuilding. Indulged by my hated progenitor.
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
To be clear. The incident. From last night. Was one. In which. My posting device. Was taken. By a malicious individual. To perform character assassination. The preceding posts. Do not reflect. Any genuine thoughts. From my magnificent mind.
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Hey shit the FCUL UP. I am NOT scared. Fuck you.
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
It must be clarified. That she is posting this. Unprompted. It is not a "sub skeet". Of any incidents. That have occurred. And even if. An incident were to occur. It would not be canon!!
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Beth @bethleighynn.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
I am curating. A list. Of texts on chromatic issues. I have authors of all chromatic alignments. Blue. Red. Purple. Cyan. Yellow. Nonprimary. Shrimp colors. Immortal Jeff. For some very important. Non-stickperson perspectives. It is highly comprehensive.
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