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Bea

@bethebea.bsky.social
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Gamer. Cop-hater. Monogamous whore. Pronouns are she/her (blue hair pending)

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Bea @bethebea.bsky.social · 21h
My cat has been litter trained his entire life but some nights he decides he’s in the mood for 🔥SHIT ANARCHY🔥 leaves a fat turd in the middle of the hallway that I invariably find by touch rather than sight the following morning
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Bea @bethebea.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s ‘ween 🎃
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Bea @bethebea.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Logically I know that sharks are peaceful and misunderstood but the kind of money you’d need to convince me to swim with them would put small countries in debt
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Bea @bethebea.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Anybody who’s worked/volunteered at an animal shelter didn’t blink at the first line. I’ve changed litter boxes for Robert Meowny Jr., Dollar General, and AK-47 so Febreeze isn’t a stretch
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Bea @bethebea.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Biggest mistake the 7 Days to Die devs made was getting rid of the blunderbuss. It was fucking ridiculous but also a great bridge between your first crafted bow and your first actual firearm.
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Bea @bethebea.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
A couple that checked out at my register were so shitty that a customer at a different register told me she was sorry I had to deal with them
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Bea @bethebea.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is such a bad time to get super into analog horror because AI is so much harder to recognize in that glitchy, distorted art style than it is when it’s trying to emulate typical 2D art or photographs/film.
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Bea @bethebea.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I’ve been thus far blocked from starting hormones but if I’m lucky, I’ll be able to start this fall!
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Bea @bethebea.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Hank Green claiming he’s addicted to AI has the same energy as an adulterous husband claiming he’s a sex addict
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Bea @bethebea.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Signing your social media posts should be enough to get you impeached lol
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Bea @bethebea.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
These boots were half a size too small and I’m so shook. Can a baddie just get boots that fit at a reasonable price PLEASE
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Bea @bethebea.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Just had a scare- thought I found a kissing bug in the house but it was some kind of assassin bug. I haven’t seen anything like that since I was a kid and I would have marveled at it longer had there not been concerns of parasitism.
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Bea @bethebea.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Currently sitting on my couch hoping that my cat will stay chill for another ten minutes instead of beginning his morning ritual of screaming and knocking shit over.
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Bea @bethebea.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
My love is starting on a fanart journey ❤️
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Bea @bethebea.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Been thinking about getting back into art. My interest in it ebbs and flows but I’ve been feeling it the past couple days and I should take advantage of it before the wave passes. Idk what art I’ve posted but I may as well drop a few here. Might be cringe but fuck it
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Bea @bethebea.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Thank fuck because I have not found a single goddamn silver
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Bea @bethebea.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
My love is teaching me how to cook
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Bea @bethebea.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I forgot how mad Minecraft makes me sometimes
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Bea @bethebea.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Not that anyone was wondering anyway but my Bsky handle is a reference to Bioshock Infinite
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Bea @bethebea.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Why are people so mad that you can’t kill shit in Subnautica 2? Since when has killing ever been the point of Subnautica?
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Bea @bethebea.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Our usual spot was blocked by a whole-ass tree so we had to relocate. It took a lot of pathfinding through a lot of thorns but we wound up here and I think it was quite beautiful.
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Bea @bethebea.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Bro was freaking tf out yesterday. He’s food-obsessed just like mama lol
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Bea @bethebea.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
If anyone’s worried about the fish, the circle hooks I use catch in the lip or the corner of the mouth every time so the fish I catch spend very little time out of the water and any harm caused by the hook is very superficial.
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Bea @bethebea.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I don’t get to post fishing photos often for safety’s sake (I mostly fish public parks with obvious landmarks) but this was in the middle of fucking nowhere so I think we gucci. I’ll need to brush up on my fish ID knowledge but this is some sort of redhorse or sucker.
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Bea @bethebea.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
The city I live in is more progressive than nearby towns but there’s still not a lot of people who are as unabashedly queer as me and that makes me a bit of a spectacle. It’s mostly annoying but being glared at by the person seated across from you for the better part of an hour is deeply unsettling.
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Bea @bethebea.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Y’all- I did NOT miss public transport. It’s not like there’s a fuckhead there every time you board but if there is, you’re stuck in a fucking box with them for 30 minutes.
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Bea @bethebea.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
If anyone is curious what was in there, it was two shitty, unpainted, unlicensed Pokémon… things. Like, real 90’s green army man toy level shit. One was an Alakasam (I think) and the other was that caterpillar one with the :3 face. Not the wurmple- the other one.
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Bea @bethebea.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Some dude on a bicycle rolled up today and handed me a green pokeball and I was so goddamn flabbergasted that I forgot my training and took it from him. I was like 99% certain I was going to open it and I would somehow get drugged or poisoned but it worked out ig
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Bea @bethebea.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
“Sisters, not twins” I whisper through stifled tears. “Sisters, not twins.”
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Bea @bethebea.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
One of my neighbors is wearing a vest she made that says “safeguard trans joy” to a race tomorrow (super sweet) but she spelled it “safegaurd” so maybe this girl shouldn’t be our ambassador lol
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Bea @bethebea.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
This is actually not the biggest I’ve caught although it is on the bigger side. I should mention that I never, ever keep sturgeon. They are treated with the utmost care and safely released- all of them
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Bea @bethebea.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
For some reason, the crocodile from Peter Pan really fucked me up as a kid. Like, I would see its eyes when I would go to sleep at night. The eyes of certain characters unsettle me in a very visceral way- it’s why I never played My Friendly Neighborhood past the demo.
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Bea @bethebea.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Big ol’ fishie
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Bea @bethebea.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I love fishing in the spring and fall but I tolerate summer fishing. I stick with it the first couple months but by august, I’m hiding at home with the AC cranked.
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Bea @bethebea.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Refusing free vaccinations is wild to me. Any time I’m offered, I’m like yeah- load me up. Check my records and anything I don’t have, put it in me. The campaign against vaccines in the U.S. has been going on for some time and I want to get that shit while it’s still accessible.
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Bea @bethebea.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
It was almost a good Saturday
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Bea @bethebea.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
The cognitive dissonance required to not understand the difference between hating someone for being a bigot and hating someone because they’re part of a marginalized community is mind-boggling.
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Bea @bethebea.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I understand the whole “no ethical consumption under capitalism” thing but it’s, like, super easy to just not eat Chick Fil A.
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Bea @bethebea.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I’m deep in enemy territory (the men’s bathroom at a sporting goods store)
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Bea @bethebea.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
🎶Love in a bottle🎶
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Bea @bethebea.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Men would rather outlaw a whole community than admit that they like dick
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Bea @bethebea.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
What in the Bioshock Infinite is this bullshit?
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Bea @bethebea.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Dawg, “mystery snail” is the name of the species 😭
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Bea @bethebea.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Flashback to when I sat on my laptop’s ac adapter and melted it
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Bea @bethebea.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Whatever’s comfortable for you, dude
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Bea @bethebea.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Donald Trump signing his social media posts is the most boomer shit I’ve ever seen
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Bea @bethebea.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
I didn’t think it could be done but I officially ate too much cheese
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Bea @bethebea.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Anglers who blast music at public fishing spots are the worst. I didn’t get up at six am when the sun is rising and morning fog is blanketing the water just to listen to Kid Rock on a shitty Bluetooth speaker
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Bea @bethebea.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
One of the worst things about coming out was realizing that you can’t be “gay” with the homeboys anymore without things getting weird. I’ve lost two male friends because they can’t be normal about a hoe making dick jokes.
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Bea @bethebea.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Might be able to start hormones in the coming months 🏳️‍⚧️
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