Beth Cohen @bethcohenwrites.bsky.social · 22/01/2026I love blocking out my work calendar with events that just say "no meetings please" and not explaining why I decline invites 💌 040
Beth Cohen @bethcohenwrites.bsky.social · 16/01/2026micro-horror: you reach for your phone, only to realize your audiobook has been playing silently this whole time. 020
Beth Cohen @bethcohenwrites.bsky.social · 13/01/2026a couple things that are really nice about limiting my social media to a couple days a week: - scrolling is less tempting when I DO get to it - not having access during work means my work… goes quicker. (surprise surprise) - the fomo persist, but lessens 020
Beth Cohen @bethcohenwrites.bsky.social · 12/01/2026am I in love with all my piercings and tattoos? yes. do I regret that they render me unable to convincingly commit to a time traveler from the past bit? also yes. 000
Beth Cohen @bethcohenwrites.bsky.social · 10/01/2026all of Rose's outfits in Titanic are on my dream project sewing list 030
Beth Cohen @bethcohenwrites.bsky.social · 09/01/2026I have way more time with my cats' veterinarian than I do my primary care doctor. 150
Beth Cohen @bethcohenwrites.bsky.social · 09/01/2026I know it's not my social media day but I just got this vintage cardigan and I'm about to make it my whole personality 130
Beth Cohen @bethcohenwrites.bsky.social · 06/01/2026When I said we were going analog this year, I meant it. Trying to compartmentalize work stress and build in time for resting and creativity. 150
Beth Cohen @bethcohenwrites.bsky.social · 03/01/2026ok hypermobile friends… how are we making knitting and crochet less painful 120
Beth Cohen @bethcohenwrites.bsky.social · 01/01/2026good day friends. it is the first of the year, so my new personal rules are in place: social media comments/DMs and emails will be addressed tuesdays, thursdays, and saturdays. we are unplugging this year. love you. 040
Beth Cohen @bethcohenwrites.bsky.social · 31/12/2025if they've never called the landline to leave a reminder for themselves on their answering machine, they're too young for you 030
Beth Cohen @bethcohenwrites.bsky.social · 29/12/2025okay librarians I have a genuine question: how many pages of a given reference text is a patron allowed to photocopy? 010
Beth Cohen @bethcohenwrites.bsky.social · 29/12/2025my mom literally bought extra copies of my book and turned grandma's memorial service into an impromptu book signing I think I need to hire her as my event coordinator 010
Beth Cohen @bethcohenwrites.bsky.social · 27/12/2025I'll take "books that destroy me every time I read them" for $500, Alex 130
Beth Cohen @bethcohenwrites.bsky.social · 26/12/2025no because 2026 *really is* the year I'm gonna get my shit together 000
Beth Cohen @bethcohenwrites.bsky.social · 24/12/2025I just realized my two favorite books are in the same ultra specific genre: religious scholars in space with aliens anyone have recs for that? 000
Beth Cohen @bethcohenwrites.bsky.social · 24/12/2025sometimes I think I'm not actually autistic because I haven't had a proper meltdown in forever and then I go to an airport 040
Beth Cohen @bethcohenwrites.bsky.social · 21/12/2025do you ever have to take a minute to lay on the floor in a quiet room during a gathering or are you normal 070
Beth Cohen @bethcohenwrites.bsky.social · 15/12/2025finished my second project!! an open shell pattern scarf! 0120
Beth Cohen @bethcohenwrites.bsky.social · 15/12/2025what do you mean marketing my book works? what do you mean people can't buy it unless they know about? what do you MEAN 120
Beth Cohen @bethcohenwrites.bsky.social · 14/12/2025whoever made the decision to cut Daniel Craig's pants like that in the new knives out movie deserves a kiss on the mouth 120
Beth Cohen @bethcohenwrites.bsky.social · 14/12/2025okay THIS is the planner that will fix me, I just know it. 181
Beth Cohen @bethcohenwrites.bsky.social · 13/12/2025Hi by the way???? NEW DIVINITY GAME?????????? 030
Beth Cohen @bethcohenwrites.bsky.social · 12/12/2025hi author friends, my job sent me an Amazon gift card for Christmas. I’d like to spend it only on books! please drop your Amazon link so I can buy 💜 010
Beth Cohen @bethcohenwrites.bsky.social · 12/12/2025the baby you started 2025 with vs the baby you're ending 2025 with 💜 050
Beth Cohen @bethcohenwrites.bsky.social · 12/12/2025do you like coming of age stories where the main character is actually in her 30s? are you a late-diagnosed autistic adult learning to unmask? do you like spells that use the word "fuck" as an incantation? buddy have i got a book for you 140
Beth Cohen @bethcohenwrites.bsky.social · 11/12/2025no matter how nervous I may be for tomorrow to come, at least I don't have a math test to worry about 010
Beth Cohen @bethcohenwrites.bsky.social · 10/12/2025Seattleites shouldn't have to work this week. We should be able to stay home and snuggle in our warm cozy beds while the atmospheric river wears itself out. 000
Beth Cohen @bethcohenwrites.bsky.social · 08/12/2025just some of the deities in Moonshadow! I had a lot of fun creating the system of religion and dictating who got to control what. 000
Beth Cohen @bethcohenwrites.bsky.social · 08/12/2025an oatmeal cookie, or any variety, is a breakfast food. I will die on this hill. 000
Beth Cohen @bethcohenwrites.bsky.social · 08/12/2025someone on tumblr said offhandedly that they didn't think Alecto the ninth would ever be published and I was shocked because like. That had never even occurred to me. And now I can't help but wonder. 000
Beth Cohen @bethcohenwrites.bsky.social · 07/12/2025do I know any US authors using book vault? what's your experience been like? 000
Beth Cohen @bethcohenwrites.bsky.social · 07/12/2025imagine me, if you will, gnawing at the bars of my enclosure for something to pass the time, 020
Beth Cohen @bethcohenwrites.bsky.social · 07/12/2025[watching pluribus] Me: You know you could really play this as a cute alien romance Husband, softly, but with a lot of emotion: what the fuck 020
Beth Cohen @bethcohenwrites.bsky.social · 05/12/2025husband and I are off this afternoon to the lodge where we got married for our SEVENTH wedding anniversary! feels like forever and no time at all. 130
Beth Cohen @bethcohenwrites.bsky.social · 05/12/2025How to say "you're wrong and I'll prove it" in corporate: Can you send me a screenshot of what you're seeing? 140
Beth Cohen @bethcohenwrites.bsky.social · 05/12/2025hi welcome to the holiday shopping season. a reminder: unless your device is literally nonfunctional, you probably don't need a new one if you do genuinely need a new device, Back Market is a good place to start 100
Beth Cohen @bethcohenwrites.bsky.social · 05/12/2025niche content I will always love watching: - dancers breaking in pointe shoes - wig installs - timelapses of slime mold 140
Beth Cohen @bethcohenwrites.bsky.social · 04/12/2025A mirror borne of sun and moon Shall let the stars anew commune, And in the wind shall be a gate To fell the tower and its trait. The sun will rise on darkened lands When winds reflect on blackened sands. And when the mirror falls apart, Then time once more will pierce the heart. — The Firs 100
Beth Cohen @bethcohenwrites.bsky.social · 03/12/2025my first negative review feels like a rite of passage, honestly. links where you think! 220
Beth Cohen @bethcohenwrites.bsky.social · 02/12/2025it's tough to get good reviews these days. links where you think! 000
Beth Cohen @bethcohenwrites.bsky.social · 01/12/2025i mean... you heard her! links where you think! 130
Beth Cohen @bethcohenwrites.bsky.social · 01/12/2025MOONSHADOW IS LIVE! My first book, my blorbos, characters I rotate in my mind like a microwave. And now you get to meet them. Only available on Amazon at this time, I'm working on other avenues as we speak! 121