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Beth @bethc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I welcome this news but, side note, what is this AI-written ass caption?
It says “Close up of multicultural car driver's hand turning up volume on radio in an auto.
GETTY”
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Beth @bethc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Worst guy you know meme
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Beth @bethc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Voltaire absolutely skewering a lot of people on the internet (1759)
"Oh! what a superior man," said Candide below his breath. "What a great genius is this Pococurante! Nothing can please him."
After their survey of the library they went down into the garden, where Candide praised its several beauties.
"I know of nothing in so bad a taste," said the master. "All you see here is merely trifling.
After to-morrow I will have it planted with a nobler design."
"Well," said Candide to Martin when they had taken their leave, "you will agree that this is the happiest of mortals, for he is above everything he possesses."
"But do you not see," answered Martin, "that he is disgusted with all he possesses? Plato observed a long while ago that those stomachs are not the best that reject all sorts of food."
"But is there not a pleasure," said Candide, "in criticising everything, in pointing out faults where others see nothing but beauties?"
"That is to say," replied Martin, "that there is some pleasure in having no pleasure."
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Beth @bethc.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Page from Amnesty report depicting the “box” cage which is not tall enough to stand in
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Beth @bethc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Imagine how much this shit slapped in 1892
Pictures of peach Melba and a description (vanilla ice cream, peach, raspberry sauce)
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Beth @bethc.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Mary Mouse from Cinderella
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Beth @bethc.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Two dumb bitches telling each other exactlyyyy dot jpeg
Antarctica lends itself to such theories because of its vast unknowns. There are conspiracy theories surrounding plenty we do know — the Steelers' quarterback has been a prominent voice in espousing them. Metcalf makes one thing clear: His quarterback did not get to him.
"Nah, I've been on it," the receiver says.
"But it just so happened that we can bond over it."
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Beth @bethc.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Taken just now on my laptop in Toronto, fwiw (my phone does say America though 😒)
It says Ontario
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Beth @bethc.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Shout out to Canada and our cherished French language protections
EN: Get Lost Wasp

FR: Fiche-moi la paix, sale guêpe! [leave me  in peace, dirty wasp!]
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Beth @bethc.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Bro.
Plus, I miss the days when you used to call, during my Talkshow days, and we'd talk about everything and nothing. I want to get back to that synergy. We shouldn't have to talk about work all the time!!We have so much in common. We both love soup and snow peas. We love the outdoors and talking and not talking. We could not talk or talk forever and still find things to not talk about.
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Beth @bethc.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
This is an insane quote
"Natalie Harp is a beloved White House Official," the spokesperson added, "and the Fake News Media will never understand what it's like to be as trusted and admired as her."
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Beth @bethc.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Speaking of, I literally saw a Tesla disguised as a Honda today
A red obviously-Tesla with a Honda logo on the back and on the hubcaps. Hey, I get it
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Beth @bethc.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Me when La Marseillaise hits those minor notes
Woman in Casablanca tearfully singing La Marseillaise
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Beth @bethc.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
🫡🫡🫡
Non-Shat carbon dioxide
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Beth @bethc.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Toronto TV giving the Bronco chase treatment to the Portugal bus being on a local highway. Chef’s kiss!
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Beth @bethc.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I met an utterly enchanting Xolo in Teotihuacan a few weeks ago, his name is Dante and he gave my pregnant belly a gentle hug 🥹
Majestic hairless dog with a 10,000 yard stare (complimentary)
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Beth @bethc.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
It’s giving
Ancient Egyptian headrest
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Beth @bethc.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Still a big fan of this one almost a decade later
Reductress:
Calling My Representative Wasn't Enough, So I Fucked His Wife
Thoughts - May 10, 2017 By: Taryn Englehart
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Beth @bethc.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Fetish for getting yelled at meme
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Beth @bethc.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Me every time the announcers say that the Spreewell Knicks-Spurs Finals were 27 years ago
Old Rose in Titanic
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Beth @bethc.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Don Draper yelling
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Beth @bethc.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Me texting family photos to friends who have (reasonably… laudably) left instagram
Pony Express
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Beth @bethc.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Yeah, so Marc Andreessen can eat shit
Estos Toltecas eran ciertamente sabios. Solían diologar con su propio corazon. 

My translation: These Toltecs were certainly wise. They would regularly dialogue with their own hearts.
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Beth @bethc.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
🩵🌎🚀🌕🪐💫
Astronauts on the news. Sometimes things are good.
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Beth @bethc.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
To wit:
Dr. Seuss’s minx looking precisely like Sen. Graham
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Beth @bethc.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
As a Mayor Mamdani booster I legit think he should start wearing one of these
Mayor in Where’s WaldoMayor in Strega Nona
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Beth @bethc.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
The great Bess Kalb 💕
My only hope is right now Kristi is surrounded by the same grace and support and compassion she showed to immigrant infants and nursing mothers at the border.
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Beth @bethc.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Thanks TTC, it’s almost *too* informative especially when they’re up at every stop
Sign staying “stop not in use; board at” with a big blank beneath
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Beth @bethc.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Omg have u met Danger due to Open Hole?
Danger due to deep shaft
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Beth @bethc.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Ah, to be immortalized this way in case law (R v Lohnes 1992)
Porter. The essence of Mr. Lohnes' remarks was that he did not want Mr. Porter "to run that chain saw or that lawn mower or to leave that or have that God-damned junk heap". This was embellished by a string of epithets revealing an impressive command of the obscene vernacular.
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Beth @bethc.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
🚨
The effects are cataclysmic. Surveys have found that nineteen percent of 18-to-24-year-olds qualify as problem gamblers, and thirty-seven percent of Gen Z gamblers self-report as having an addiction. A 2025 Siena poll found that forty-eight percent of all men aged 18-49 have an active online sports betting account. Cohen, the author of Losing Big: America's Reckless Bet on Sports Gambling, laid out in one 2025 interview how the scale of problem gambling can quickly escalate
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Beth @bethc.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Just came across this SCOTUS chestnut from 1967 (Katz v US)on the specific mischief the 4th Amendment was crafted to protect against. Seems relevant!
The Fourth Amendment was aimed directly at the abhorred practice of breaking in, ransacking and searching homes and other buildings and seizing people's personal belongings without warrants issued by magistrates. The Amendment deserves, and this Court has given it, a liberal construction
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Beth @bethc.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
This request coincided exactly with me wanting to send a little something to my aunt, thank you Maris! Solidarity with the strong, brave, besieged people of Minneapolis who don’t deserve any of this hideous shit 🙏
Confirmation email from Comma bookshop via bookshop dot org
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Beth @bethc.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
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Beth @bethc.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
This is the exact thing I just heard you and John Ganz talking about on the Murder at 1600 ep of @unclearpod.bsky.social
At another meeting, Weiss urged staff to up their coverage of the protests unfolding in Iran, mentioning videos she'd seen online that "almost look like a movie scene." One senior reporter with
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Beth @bethc.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
11 months later, all but confirmed
Paragraph from the alienation of affection complaint alleging that Tulsi’s sister left bc Sinema was doing a one-woman The Bodyguard reenactment with her entire security detail
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Beth @bethc.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Truly nothing adds elegance to a medical setting like a Leica logo dust cover ✨
Red bag with the world’s swaggiest logo on a very ordinary desk
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Beth @bethc.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
When even the teensy amount you can see before he paywall hits tells you everything you need to know
WSJ
By Elizabeth Bernstein
Dec. 13, 2025 at 10:00 am ET
One evening last year, Laura Wellington opened her phone, created a TikTok account called "Doormat Mom" and filmed her first post from her porch in Connecticut.
"Were you a really good parent who did the best they could and yet your child has decided to be an ungrateful little bastard as an adult?" she says in… 

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Beth @bethc.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Terrifying tbh
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Beth @bethc.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Screen grab from the “we could talk or not talk for hours” scene in Best In Show
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Beth @bethc.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Watching Bewitched and she’s casually hitting a hookah, truly on some queen shit
Endora relaxes with a hookah
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Beth @bethc.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
I ❤️ civic history
A 2025 Heritage Toronto plaque on Conrad the Raccoon telling a story of 2015 twitter vitality as a window on these critters’ special spot in Toronto’s self-conception. One of the featured tweets is an account called DeadRaccoonTO and reader, I lol’d
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Beth @bethc.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Lol right on cue 🎯
Mom texting me the Beatles article just now
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Beth @bethc.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Love this for them
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Beth @bethc.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Demi Lovato stay away from her meme
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Beth @bethc.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Snail climbing stairs
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Beth @bethc.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Wow. That was really racist.
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Beth @bethc.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
A perfect Traisterian transition
She laughed. "And, you know, unlike some senators, I'm not burdened by the idea that I'm the only one who can do this job."

Chuck Schumer, the architect of the Democrats' plans to claw back seats in the Senate, is seen as a top
aggravator of the age problem. Schumer first
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Beth @bethc.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
The Public Land Use Society claims to be fighting for public access to Crown land, and has taken up the cause in opinion pieces and advocacy. But its board members have deep ties to mining, oil and gas and other extractive industries — which have incentives to oppose consultation and consent processes with First Nations. One director of the society claimed in a National Post column that Indigenous consultation on mining claims "could spell the end of [B.C.'s] mining sector." (His column doesn't mention recreation or parks.)
As Torrance Coste, associate director of the Wilderness Committee, told Cameron: "There is a genuine public interest around land access. But it's being torqued and taken advantage of by industries like mining and logging." In other words, when someone tells you that Indigenous Rights are a threat to your values, it's worth checking their LinkedIn to see whose interests they represent.
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Beth @bethc.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
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