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Bethany Tearose

@bethanytearose.bsky.social
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Cow grrl and enjoyer of various big things. Well over 18. Formerly a fatlop in another life. Fair warning, ample chance of furry shenanigans.

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Bethany Tearose @bethanytearose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Why is this guy stanced up like he's about to body slam me for the last bowl of Tonkotsu at the stand? It's not that serious, brah....
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Bethany Tearose @bethanytearose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
0-60? Highly unlikely to ever reach that under my fat ass. 3xD
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The nugget motorcycle of all time 🏍️
YouTube video by Garbage Time
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Bethany Tearose @bethanytearose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This just screams 2000's "Ew, furries, am I right? How do you do, fellow 4-channers?" energy. Furry will always be political due to being highly & happily LGBTQ+/POC inclusive, which is probably what's really setting him off.
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Bethany Tearose @bethanytearose.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What is this wonderful insanity???? 0.0 It's like it's part Kabuki and part magic show and 100% awesome sauce.
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What is this awesome show??
YouTube video by Videos that make your day better
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Bethany Tearose @bethanytearose.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Who wants to go and learn about the end times and newest! rapture date with a cow? Do we get matching sweatsuits and Nikes with Koolaid later???
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Bethany Tearose @bethanytearose.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Christ on a cracker... Why did we allow TikTok to not get banned??? Clout chasing is getting out of control to the point that people's lives are now the currency to pay for it. You know that once the guilty verdicts hit, those 6 families will be financially destroyed by lawsuits.
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Entitled Teenager Realizes a TikTok Destroyed His Life
YouTube video by Atozy
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Bethany Tearose @bethanytearose.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A mall near me has taken this to an even more ludicrously restrictive state: Under-21 workers must wear wrist band from their employer in order to go to the food court on break or risk being ejected. Must go straight from store to food court and back, no sight seeing or shopping allowed on breaks.
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Bethany Tearose @bethanytearose.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hmmmm... I don't think that's what they meant by the "magic wand".
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okay that last one was my hands #shorts #wizard #spells #dnd
YouTube video by ChezAidan
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Bethany Tearose @bethanytearose.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh no, no, no... There are some flavors that should not be anywhere near each other. >.> Remember if you take 1/2 a gallon of ice cream and 1/2 a gallon of shite, you only end up with a whole gallon of shite.
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Kraft Apple Pie Mac and Cheese #foodwars
YouTube video by carterandersoncomedy
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Bethany Tearose @bethanytearose.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Poor Roger Jr. really had to scrape the bottom of the barrel for work till he was picked back up as DLC for Tekken 8.
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Female Muscle clip 6 - Tokyo Mew Mew (Better Quality)
YouTube video by Gwahar
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Bethany Tearose @bethanytearose.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A cow has played so many games, they kind of all blur together. These are the ones that stick out as ones I came back to over and over.
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Bethany Tearose @bethanytearose.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lord... There is not enough eye bleach in the world to get this out of my retinas.
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Bethany Tearose @bethanytearose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Are you F'ing kidding a cow???? A $400 GTA 6 collectors box announced and it doesn't COME WITH THE GAME???? Rockstar really has gone in whole hog on trying to upstage EA as the the greedy villain of the game industry.
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Bethany Tearose @bethanytearose.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Jeebus... Diesel just went to $6.50/Gal around me and it just cost me $65 to only get half a tank as I couldn't afford to get more than that atm. That was the cost of a whole tank only a few weeks ago. But, yea, there's no affordability crisis according to MAGA. *sad cow noises* 3:0(
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Empty Wallet
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Bethany Tearose @bethanytearose.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Lord.... went to lunch at Red Robin for lunch with a cow's mother and it was bloody $65 for 2 burgers and a shorty oring. We hadn't been in a hot minute and now I can see why the place was empty... At least it was good, but still...l 3:0<
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👑 Lady Kubwa ☀️ @fattyzilla.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
2026 been so bad they gave my wife depression
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Bethany Tearose @bethanytearose.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sometimes, the bootlegs get that knockoff name just right.... And then there's this... 3xD
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Bethany Tearose @bethanytearose.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I didn't know there was such a thing as a THICC girly drink... >.> Is this what they mean by when they say "make mine a double"....?
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Drinking Double Cheeked Up Alcohol
YouTube video by DokaRyan
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Bethany Tearose @bethanytearose.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What happened? It's not rocket science. The stuff had it's 15 minutes primarily for 2 reasons: 1) KSI and Logan wore our their welcome and their antics hurt the brand. 2) Everyone realized it was a mid drink at best and offered nothing new from the other brands that were usually cheaper.
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What Happened To PRIME?
YouTube video by Evil Pinely
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Bethany Tearose @bethanytearose.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Have the Tylenol poisonings finally been solved after all these decades? I remember the fear and panic it caused nationwide and how it led to radical changes to packaging safety.
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Cold case solved: Boise man identified, connected to Tylenol capsule deaths
YouTube video by Idaho News 6
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Bethany Tearose @bethanytearose.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
First it was the used game market that Sony wanted to destroy, now it looking like they're going after the used hardware market next. This doesn't sound like account safety, it sounds more like locking hardware ID's to your account so it can't be sold off. What do you do if it breaks or gets lost?
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✅Sony Patented a [PS6] Controller That Locks Your Account — Lose It, Lose Everything😱
YouTube video by GAMESTATION
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Bethany Tearose @bethanytearose.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ooof... imagine buying $10k of silver off of Ebay and taking it to a metal buyer, now that it's in a bubble, to cash out, only to be told that 99% of your collection are fakes from China that have started to flood the US & popping up on Ebay, FBM, Youtube/TikTok ads and Wallyworld market.
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Bethany Tearose @bethanytearose.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Damn... It's so horrible with how blatantly greedy AAA games are getting. I can see why Diablo 4 got so much flack on release. These aren't microtransactions, they're full blown new game prices.... It's $10 per 1000 plats, so the doom set is ON SALE for $57 and apparently normally $175??? WTF.
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Bethany Tearose @bethanytearose.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Complete tonal whiplash with this game... the 2nd chapter took place in Temu Taiwan with dogs selling dogs. Now the 3rd is in some posh British knockoff of Bioshock's Columbia with racist bunny robots. >.>
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Bethany Tearose @bethanytearose.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The stale orange Cheeto VS the the few that still believe he's doing the USA good things....
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Bethany Tearose @bethanytearose.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh noez! They really did turn the frogs gay!!! 3xD
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Bethany Tearose @bethanytearose.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You know you F'ed around too much when you get a ban from ALL wallymarts in existence. They rolled her back from being a customer. I'll see myself out now...
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Walmart bans Memphis woman from all stores nationwide
YouTube video by WREG News Channel 3
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Bethany Tearose @bethanytearose.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I haven't been to a movie in years, but even then it was $30+. I'd be mad, too, with having to put up with even 1/2 the shit that's apparently become normal at showings at that price. Do we start building theaters like Faraday cages? Do we start having room monitors ready to kick folks out?
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Pepper spray confrontation at AMC reignites frustration over phone use in theaters
A moviegoer in Burbank, California, was arrested after he allegedly pepper-sprayed another patron who was using his phone in the theater, police said.
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Bethany Tearose @bethanytearose.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"So, you shop based on dragon PTSD...? Good to know..." Hmmm.... that's definitely a r/BrandNewSentence 3xD
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Bethany Tearose @bethanytearose.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Even after so many years, this scene is still emotionally devistationg.
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Bethany Tearose @bethanytearose.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Mom, can we get some FNAF? No, we have FNAF at home. The FNAF at home:
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Bethany Tearose @bethanytearose.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I don't recall Shaw brother films being so fuzzy... But, yea, folks wonder why RAM is $1000 now... >.>
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Most Funniest AI Cat Fight Compilation 😂
YouTube video by Soft Cat Video
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Bethany Tearose @bethanytearose.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
So, T-Mobile gave me Crunchyroll free for 3 months, but I'm horribly out of the loop on anime. Any recommendations? I only really know old school 80/90/00's stuff and not a huge fan of romance or the overdone isekai trope, unless it's something really exceptional.
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Bethany Tearose @bethanytearose.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is very similar to what happed to Biloxi after Katrina. All the insurers left and the state begged the insurer of last resort to stay by offering them carte blanc for hurricane insurance premiums. So, mostly the only people that rebuilt in Biloxi are people that can afford to rebuild from
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Key Biscayne’s $30M Homes Are Underwater Again — The $8M Fix Failed
YouTube video by Trophy Liability
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Bethany Tearose @bethanytearose.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
@jocat.net Did you really think that dyeing your hair would let you go hide out on vacation in another game with no one noticing?
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Bethany Tearose @bethanytearose.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
That thing's a SCP and we all know it.... I doubt the Vatican vaults are prepared to contain a keter class entity.
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Bethany Tearose @bethanytearose.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What's it like inside your head
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Justice League - My Mind's Not a Nice Place to Be
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Bethany Tearose @bethanytearose.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Imagine being so desperate for the new hotness of a phone, you're willing to drop nearly $15k to a scalper for a $3k phone... I wish I had that kind of money to just throw around.
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China’s 7M iPhone 18 Preorders Sell Out In 5 Minutes: Duo Hits $10K, Resellers Reject Huawei
YouTube video by China Observer
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Bethany Tearose @bethanytearose.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The sad part is that some of them think it's a badge of honor to live like that and think putting up with crap like that will let them climb the ladder, when the truth is, the rungs of that ladder were removed long ago and they're just going to be fired along with everyone else when the game ships.
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Bethany Tearose @bethanytearose.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Anyone else remember when Orangina went totally off their rockers and made the whole series of sexy furry commercials? Why can't we have fun things like this in the USA? Oh, right, the far-right & burned furs would have an aneurysm about unholy beasts tempting the kids.
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Orangina Naturally Juicy (FRANCE) 2008
YouTube video by Centroid Motion Capture
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Bethany Tearose @bethanytearose.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Aye, yo, WTF??? There shouldn't have to be explicit rules saying "If a competitor shits themselves, they need to be pulled out and clean themselves up." Not only is that a nasty biohazard, no one wants to have to be near it, or lord forbid, step in it. What were the event judges thinking???
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Spreading Poop Everywhere Situation is Crazy
YouTube video by penguinz0
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Bethany Tearose @bethanytearose.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Apparently there's more to this than "I don't take sides OwO". It seems that venues threatened to cancel shows unless Macklemore was dropped, threatening the rest of Ed's tour, too.
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Bethany Tearose @bethanytearose.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Honey, I never watched the originals, couldn't finish the 1st book, and only rode the rides because they are a part of Universal's kinda limited ride selection. A cow has 0 interest in the remakes, so don't flatter yourself with thinking I'll be jumping on to this flaming dumpster fire.
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Bethany Tearose @bethanytearose.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Being an illegal dark web agent with stolen prototype AI software that fell into your lap, who guides people into and out of space-time anomalies that are technically off limits to the general populace.
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Bethany Tearose @bethanytearose.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Started to watch this series, but feel really disappointed in it. Guess it wasn't what a cow expected: A detective series with a rom-com side. It's more like 99% rom-com with the detective side not a backseat, but more the 4th row trunk seat of a 70's station wagon that gets < 5 minutes an episode.
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The Invisible Man and His Soon-to-Be Wife - Wikipedia
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Bethany Tearose @bethanytearose.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
That poor horse has ~seen~ some things....
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Bethany Tearose @bethanytearose.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Oof... Imagine buying a Tesla for $60k USED and trying to trade it in only 4 years later to find out its worth $8k at most and then the dealership drops the bombshell of they won't take it as a trade in because the battery pack is too far degraded and needs to be replaced, not refurbished.
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Bethany Tearose @bethanytearose.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
JFC... How many eyes did this go past and not A SINGLE PERSON though that this might be a bad idea??? I don't know what to say...
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Bethany Tearose @bethanytearose.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Name a non LotR character who could resist the One Ring.
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Animated Hellboy Comic Art by Mignola
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Bethany Tearose @bethanytearose.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This is why no one takes the Green Party seriously. Scarily, she is probably one of the tamer examples of whackos in the party when it's associated with the Man-boy love association and extreme libertarians that want to turn the USA into Bioshock's Rapture with even less rules.
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