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Bethany Quinn

@bethanyq.bsky.social
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I live in San Francisco with my husband and two kids. I actually do the thing I went to school for. I wear my politics on my sleeve. She/her

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Bethany Quinn @bethanyq.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I’m not a good photographer but I took these photos at a local Safeway the other day. Trying to make a point to live in the present and appreciate small things like readily available fresh, nutritious groceries. Trying to hold the good close because I don’t know how much longer we’ll have it 😕
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Bethany Quinn @bethanyq.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
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a little girl in a black shirt is holding a piece of paper that says that part !!!
ALT: a little girl in a black shirt is holding a piece of paper that says that part !!!
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Bethany Quinn @bethanyq.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
So if committing crimes is enough reason for a foreign power to “arrest” another country’s leader, who’s gonna help us out here?
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Bethany Quinn @bethanyq.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
GUESS WHAT I GET TO DO TOMORROW CMON GUESS THAT’S RIGHT I HAVE JURY DUTY ON XMAS EVE SOME PROSECUTOR TRYING TO STRONGARM A DEFENDANT INTO A PUNITIVE PLEA DEAL IS GONNA GET TO HEAR MY MONOLOGUE ABOUT WHY JURY NULLIFICATION IS A CORNERSTONE OF DEMOCRACY IF THEY CALL MY NUMBER TRY ME JUST TRY ME
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Bethany Quinn @bethanyq.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Possibly about to make people mad. The 90s white musician scene is mostly a wasteland. I said what I said.
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a man stands in front of a microphone with his arms outstretched
ALT: a man stands in front of a microphone with his arms outstretched
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Bethany Quinn @bethanyq.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Five is *challenging* but also sometimes amazing. This morning, while heading to the car for preschool, Josie was asking if there is a Santa on the moon because she was concerned that all of the kids on the moon need presents too. October-December are seriously the best months to be a parent.
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Bethany Quinn @bethanyq.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
A regular fave this time of year
Screenshot of a tweet by @theryangeorge that says “Paul McCartney’s ‘Wonderful Christmastime’ is about friends practicing witchcraft but then someone walks in and they have to suddenly play it cool” followed by a screenshot of the song’s lyrics together with the author’s edit:

“The moon is right
The spirits up
We’re here tonight
And that’s enough
::arrow with the words (somebody walks in)::
SIMPLY HAVING A WONDERFUL CHRISTMASTIME
SIMPLY HAVING A WONDERFUL CHRISTMASTIME”
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Bethany Quinn @bethanyq.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
So how’d bending the knee work out for ya, Jeff?
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Bethany Quinn @bethanyq.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Curious if others have had noticeably different experiences re-entering the US - meaning as compared even to just last month. Because … yikes y’all. Legit wondering if maybe now’s the time 😬
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Bethany Quinn @bethanyq.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Someone help me out here, I feel like there must be some subtle similarity between all three of the cities where Trump has been sending National Guard troops, can’t quite put my finger on it what could it be…
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Bethany Quinn @bethanyq.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
IT’S TOO SOON TO TALK ABOUT WHAT MIGHT HAVE CAUSED THIS
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D. Earl Stephens @dearlstephens.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
This coverage of Charlie Kirk is absurd. As a veteran, peacenik, anti-gun nut, and proud liberal, I do not advocate violence of any kind. Kirk used his politics as a weapon, and aimed to hurt innocent people. I am not celebrating his death, but I am lamenting the demise of truth in this country.
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Bethany Quinn @bethanyq.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
The Grim Reaper using a claw machine and expressing dissatisfaction that he’s drawn Charlie Kirk.
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Bethany Quinn @bethanyq.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Why billionaires should not exist, Exhibit 8,463,207
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Bethany Quinn @bethanyq.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
I know I’m wearing rose colored vacation glasses but I kind of really want to move to France, everything here is just wonderful and beautiful and delicious and lovely
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Bethany Quinn @bethanyq.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Some mornings I wake up and try to plan out my day, which things I have to prioritize, which meetings I have, etc. Other mornings I wake up and read the words “US Attorney Pirro” and just reach for the whiskey because fuck this timeline 🫠
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US Attorney Pirro's office admits grand jury refused ICE interference charges — twice
Federal prosecutors told a judge they had failed twice to secure an indictment against Sydney Lori Reid for allegedly assaulting an FBI agent during an ICE arrest.
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
"We've spent a lot of money on the military and now they have nothing to do so we might as well let the president use it domestically to satisfy his own petty grudges" is precisely why the Founders feared a standing army. I mean, it's pretty much fucking verbatim.
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Bethany Quinn @bethanyq.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Because she was asking for a robot friend, @quinnypig.com introduced our 4-year-old to ChatGPT’s voice mode. She was immediately enamored and I suddenly felt, for the first time in my life, a visceral kinship with Dr. Pulaski 😬 #sorryData
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Bethany Quinn @bethanyq.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
The kids were too tired and bored to march, but I’m proud of them for making signs and holding them up and being part of a historic moment. Hopefully one that’s in a footnote to a story of how people stemmed the tide of fascism, rather than to a story about the American third reich. #nokings
Family of four holding protest signs at the San Francisco No Kings protest
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Bethany Quinn @bethanyq.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
We’re All Trying To Find The Guy Who Did This
Screenshot from NY Times piece about MN shooting, talking about how the shooter was dressed as a police officer and appeared to have driven a police car and was therefore obviously “impersonating” a police officer
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Bethany Quinn @bethanyq.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
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a group of men are standing around a man wearing a helmet and glasses .
Alt: Clip from Spaceballs showing Colonel Sanders (George Wyner), Dark Helmet (Rick Moranis), and President Skroob (Mel Brooks) saying “thank you” before wincing and bracing for a crash landing.
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Bethany Quinn @bethanyq.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
A thing I actually said tonight to my nearly 8-year-old child: “when you comport yourself favorably around others, others are drawn to you. Does that make sense?” She, nodding sagely: “yeah. I mean, a little.” Reader, I’m not sure *I* entirely followed myself.
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Bethany Quinn @bethanyq.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Really expected to feel happier about the future
Photo from the back seat showing the front seat of a driverless car during a ride home at night.
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Bethany Quinn @bethanyq.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
To all of you out there who actually took that Maritime Law elective 3L year, now is your time to shine
nytimes.com
Trump Takes a Major Step Toward Seabed Mining in International Waters
A new executive order pits the United States against the rest of the world over the question of who can exploit mineral resources in shared waters.
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Bethany Quinn @bethanyq.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
This morning our four-year-old burst into our room saying “Surprise! It’s Easter Egg Day!” And I feel like our irreligious parenting style is yielding predictable results.
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Bethany Quinn @bethanyq.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED THIS
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Bethany Quinn @bethanyq.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Nobody tell Jeff
News alert from the Washington Post that reads “NASA astronauts who were stuck in space for 9 months safely splash down in Gulf of Mexico”
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Bethany Quinn @bethanyq.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
I’m at lunch with the family & (as always) before I’m even halfway through my meal my children have encroached so thoroughly into my space that I don’t have room to feed myself. I rhetorically ask: “do I have a gravitational pull or something” and OH MY GOD NOW I KNOW WHY THEY CALL IT “MOTHER” EARTH
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Philip Low @brainking.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
#UnmaskingMusk
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Bethany Quinn @bethanyq.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Between this and the tariffs on Mexico (from whom the US gets a huge percentage of its food), later this year complaints about the price of eggs will seem quaint.
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Bethany Quinn @bethanyq.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
At this point I no longer even bother giving Republicans any suspension of disbelief so I am immediately going down the “incompetence or planned” rabbit hole about this crash over Reagan and now @quinnypig.com and I are teaching our 7-year-old about how the Nazis rose to power how’s your night going
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Bethany Quinn @bethanyq.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Made 2 eggs for my 7yo for breakfast today. I am officially a bourgeois pig.
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Bethany Quinn @bethanyq.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Look y’all it’s just enthusiasm and love chill out
A photo of Hitler doing the “seig heil” Nazi salute with the caption “mein Herz,” which is German for “my heart.”
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Bethany Quinn @bethanyq.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
This is fucking Orwellian
nytimes.com
Trump Administration Live Updates: Federal Workers Told to Inform on Colleagues Trying to Dodge D.E.I. Crackdown
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Bethany Quinn @bethanyq.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Best conlaw take I’ve seen all year
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Bethany Quinn @bethanyq.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Wishing y’all the best MLK Day possible. #peace #justice #love
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Bethany Quinn @bethanyq.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Kicking off a long weekend of sober reflection as we prepare to bid adieu to American democracy as we know it 😢
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Bethany Quinn @bethanyq.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Oh gee look at that it’s like the Twitter Files except actual reality instead of hyperbolic whining. I hate this timeline.
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Bethany Quinn @bethanyq.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
So tonight @quinnypig.com rapidly veered from “psh I can help with 2nd grade homework no problem” to “what the hell is a VCe” (I don’t know what this is) and I teased him and his response was “look I don’t know 2nd grade terms of art” and I feel like I need to ban business lingo in our house now.
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Bethany Quinn @bethanyq.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Poking around Bluesky this morning has made me realize I live in more of a bubble than I thought. To me it is basic common sense that disasters are bad and decent humans should have compassion for people affected by a disaster no matter where they live. This skeet is not about the LA fires.
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Bethany Quinn @bethanyq.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Audibly said “oh SHIT” when this alert popped up on my phone and now my kids are asking what’s wrong. FUCK. Sending all my love to LA right now. I genuinely love that city and its people so so much 😞
Alert from the Citizen app that there is ANOTHER new fire, rapidly growing, that has ignited in Hollywood Hills.
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Bethany Quinn @bethanyq.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
So @quinnypig.com recently went diving in Cozumel and acquired new headwear from a souvenir store near where he was staying. He is now displaying it on this. If anyone was thinking about getting me a holiday gift and not sure what to get, it’s booze. You can get me booze.
A black rimmed hat sitting on a stand captioned “Dad’s Hat of Last Resort.”
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Chris Thorburn @cbthorburn.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
SIMPLY HAVING A
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Bethany Quinn @bethanyq.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
The only thing you can trust a billionaire to do is to entrench their power. Full stop.
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Bethany Quinn @bethanyq.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Cool cool, just hanging out on the lowest floor of our house at 6 am because there’s a *tornado warning* in *San Francisco*, how’s your apocalypse going?
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Bethany Quinn @bethanyq.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Hey look I found Luigi’s lawyer
A picture of Matt Damon from the movie The Rainmaker
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Bethany Quinn @bethanyq.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Felt that one
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Jay Kuo @nycjayjay.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
A failed coup, resisted by democratic forces in South Korea, bears some important lessons for us here in the U.S. We can’t say we weren’t warned, but we can prepare for what might yet come. My write-up in the replies.
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Bethany Quinn @bethanyq.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I have a joke about maxims of contract interpretation [and no other jokes].
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I have a joke about res ipsa loquitur
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