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bertwhitaker.bsky.social

@bertwhitaker.bsky.social
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Progressive, traveler, bad artist. Loves dogs. Possibly gay.

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bertwhitaker.bsky.social @bertwhitaker.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I hope they know that if they name any ship after Trump, it will always be known as “USS Bone Spurs”
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bertwhitaker.bsky.social @bertwhitaker.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I think Florence is the greatest city in the world.
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bertwhitaker.bsky.social @bertwhitaker.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
…which could have been handled in an email.
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bertwhitaker.bsky.social @bertwhitaker.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Everything he does is vulgar.
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bertwhitaker.bsky.social @bertwhitaker.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Magnificent. Gives off that classic art deco vibe.
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bertwhitaker.bsky.social @bertwhitaker.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
The Oneders
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John Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu is the worst US President since Elon Musk.
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bertwhitaker.bsky.social @bertwhitaker.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Putting on the Putz.
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bertwhitaker.bsky.social @bertwhitaker.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
So sweet. We don’t deserve dogs.
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bertwhitaker.bsky.social @bertwhitaker.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
www.cnbc.com/2026/04/19/k... Let the discovery begin.
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FBI Director Kash Patel vows to sue The Atlantic over alcohol abuse claims
Kash Patel recently made headlines for chugging a beer after Team USA won the gold medal in ice hockey in the 2026 Olympic Games.
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bertwhitaker.bsky.social @bertwhitaker.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I am a US citizen who is so grateful to you.
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bertwhitaker.bsky.social @bertwhitaker.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
And the most godless man commenting on religion!!
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bertwhitaker.bsky.social @bertwhitaker.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I had almost forgotten what it was like to feel such pride in my country and, do I dare say, mankind.
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bertwhitaker.bsky.social @bertwhitaker.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I feel so proud that our countries could do this.
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bertwhitaker.bsky.social @bertwhitaker.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Isn’t that like saying Hitler made Mussolini look like a saint?
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bertwhitaker.bsky.social @bertwhitaker.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Love cardinals. The state bird of 7 states which is the most of any bird.
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Dan Immergluck @danimmergluck.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Brutal.
A WHOLE CIVILIZATION
WILL DIE TONIGHT
My son needs lunch, and I have to put his backpack together, but a whole civilization will die tonight, so I'm wondering if they've closed their schools.
Like, a snow day, maybe, except instead of snow it's
"keep your children home so if you die, you die together" — instead of "well open back up once the plows have cleared" it's
"we don't know if we'll be here tomorrow, hold your babies tight."
It's just "talk" I'm told, which I've been told before.
"It's how the president makes his deals." But I've never heard anyone talk about other human beings this way, and I'm not certain I can look my son in the eyes if we all agree to stomach it one more time.
A civilization will die tonight, but as I zip up his backpack and kiss him off to school I think: if this is what we call leadership then I'm not entirely sure ours isn't already dead.
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bertwhitaker.bsky.social @bertwhitaker.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Oops
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bertwhitaker.bsky.social @bertwhitaker.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
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bertwhitaker.bsky.social @bertwhitaker.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Can he leave now?
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bertwhitaker.bsky.social @bertwhitaker.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
The most common question I hear is: is he dead yet? Everyone knows what they are talking about. I am looking forward to a tsunami of posts that just say “Yes”.
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bertwhitaker.bsky.social @bertwhitaker.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Just when I think he cannot stoop even lower….
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bertwhitaker.bsky.social @bertwhitaker.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I hope your tomatoes are tastier than the corporate junk I usually have to buy. Ah, to be in Europe!
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bertwhitaker.bsky.social @bertwhitaker.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
What has Trump gotten us into? I’m pretty sure he has no clue.
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bertwhitaker.bsky.social @bertwhitaker.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
We deserve to EAT it.
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bertwhitaker.bsky.social @bertwhitaker.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
The flying monkeys in Wizard of Oz.
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bertwhitaker.bsky.social @bertwhitaker.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Then why are we there Mr. President? Little Marco got your ear?
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bertwhitaker.bsky.social @bertwhitaker.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I’ve always thought teaching was like a closing argument at trial You have to master the material, present it in a cogent and interesting manner, look at the audience to make sure they are getting it, and make adjustments on the fly if they are not. It’s exhausting. Four hours is brutal. Bless you.
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bertwhitaker.bsky.social @bertwhitaker.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
There once was a lady named Pirro Who worshipped a modern day Nero Now I have to think Was it because of the drink That her credibility is down to zero.
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bertwhitaker.bsky.social @bertwhitaker.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
I fully expect the administration to fly a banner that says “Mission Accomplished “”
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bertwhitaker.bsky.social @bertwhitaker.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I’m going on a cruise from Barcelona in June. Can’t wait. Maybe I can learn Spanish from Bad Bunny.
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bertwhitaker.bsky.social @bertwhitaker.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
A study in wisdom, humor, and humility.
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bertwhitaker.bsky.social @bertwhitaker.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I’m with you. Trying to figure out to give to the people I really want to win and not be bombarded by requests from people I’ve never heard of all because the people give to share my contact information. Sheesh.
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bertwhitaker.bsky.social @bertwhitaker.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Is pragmatism a religion?
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bertwhitaker.bsky.social @bertwhitaker.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Say hi to Frank Pentangeli
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bertwhitaker.bsky.social @bertwhitaker.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Another example to show that Trump is sadly humorless.
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bertwhitaker.bsky.social @bertwhitaker.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
He is quite the expert on incompetence.
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bertwhitaker.bsky.social @bertwhitaker.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Can it keep him from Drone-ing on?
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bertwhitaker.bsky.social @bertwhitaker.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
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bertwhitaker.bsky.social @bertwhitaker.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
The detail is so amazing. I had no idea that any bird has eyelashes. I think Wile E. Coyote got distracted by them.
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bertwhitaker.bsky.social @bertwhitaker.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Please don’t insult rectal thermometers.
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bertwhitaker.bsky.social @bertwhitaker.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Malignant narcissism on full display. He made a horrendous murder all about himself.
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bertwhitaker.bsky.social @bertwhitaker.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Still amazed they could stack shi* that high.
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bertwhitaker.bsky.social @bertwhitaker.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Apparently, “treason” now occurs any time you criticize Trump.
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bertwhitaker.bsky.social @bertwhitaker.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
They can’t set term limits - it’s in the Constitution, but they can increase the number of justices.
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bertwhitaker.bsky.social @bertwhitaker.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
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bertwhitaker.bsky.social @bertwhitaker.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
That’s not the woody I’m most concerned about.
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bertwhitaker.bsky.social @bertwhitaker.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
We keep tariff money on a shelf? Yeah, right next to the classified documents.
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bertwhitaker.bsky.social @bertwhitaker.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
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bertwhitaker.bsky.social @bertwhitaker.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Moose 1, Police car 0
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