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Matt P

@bertolicus.bsky.social
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Plant-based runner prone to long distance silliness, paddler, sourdough baker, lazy gardener, slave to a house-wolf and wannabe botanist 🌲🐺🌱🏃‍♂️🏳️‍🌈

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Matt P @bertolicus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Done. Now I just want to eat and read - after a dog walk 🤣
Jaggy elevation profile (in solid green) and heart rate (red line) for a set of 8 x 2 minute hill reps. Huffing like a worn out steam engine throughout.
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Matt P @bertolicus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ran into an old friend this evening
Two ogre-like creatures, rolling eyes
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Matt P @bertolicus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Squeezed in today’s hour easy run, followed by a trundle with the hound by the river. Chilly in the valley, warm up top!
Moustachioed runner in a threadbare old favourite inov8 t shirt, posing inelegantly against a backdrop of green valleys and recently harvested tree crop Tasty little elevation profile from a mostly uphill runHusku-ish doggo, pootling along a riverside path
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Matt P @bertolicus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Found a patch of what I suspect is Crocus speciosus (?) growing wild, much more strikingly marked than those in my garden. I feel some sampling is needed 🫣
Bright mauve crocus flowers amongst a swatye of assorted greeneryStriking dark purple veining inside a mauve crocus flower viewed from above, golden orange stigmas at the centre
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Matt P @bertolicus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Resting heart rate creeping back down - though 40 feels a bit too low 👀
A bar chart showing resting heart rate. The trend over the last two weeks going steadily downwards with the most recent reading at 40 beats per minute
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Matt P @bertolicus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Herbaceous Potentilla showing off its anthocyanins
Brilliant red leaf margins of an autumnal herbaceuous Potentilla
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Matt P @bertolicus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Matt P @bertolicus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Season of Dali-esque shadows is upon us
Long legged shadows of human and mutt, the latter with a beautifully poised paw
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Matt P @bertolicus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I bought this almost a year ago and struggled to get into it. For some reason it’s working this time - recommended.
The cover of a book with the word SNÖ written vertically
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Matt P @bertolicus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Mists on cue this morning, hoping for mellow fruitfulness later.
A foggy scene by a flat calm river, huskyish hound looking wistfully into the pearlescent dawn as it seeps quietly into the valley
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Matt P @bertolicus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Zone 1 training, *amazed* I can cover 16km with 400m of ascent in 90 minutes - with a heart rate maxing at 133!! Moody skies to enjoy too
Elevation profile for a hilly run, with a stable heart rateWonky tree looming over a grassy track between snaking stone walls, all under a glowering skyHome in the valley, a cluster of houses hunkering down for the evening amid green hills
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Matt P @bertolicus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Nemesia seeded into a kerbside in the Tweed Valley - will we see more of this sort of garden escape in future?
A ground level view of a kerbside with assorted plants growing along the toad-kerb interfaceClaret and pale yellow flowers of a Nemesia brightening up the kerbside flora
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Matt P @bertolicus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Leaf miner zoomies
Pale lines skittering about within a green leaf
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Matt P @bertolicus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Pickled red onion and peanut butter…a revelation 😉
A thick slice of wholemeal bread, slathered with a good swipe of crunchy peanut butter, and topped with fine rings of pickled red onion…
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Matt P @bertolicus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It’s that time of year…
A tray of scarlet chillies drying quietly to themselves in the light of a fan assist ovenPreserving pan full of chopped plums, apples, pears, onions, and prunes - complete with an oversized wooden paddleTarry, mysterious gloop bubbling and steaming into dark savoury goodnesswafer thin slivers of red onion, bathed in a salty vinegar. Not a trace of creosote
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Matt P @bertolicus.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Always a relief to know the starter survived whilst I was off gadding about
A crusty sourdough boule, crackling fresh from the oven
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Matt P @bertolicus.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Refuelling thanks to top notch dog sitter. Happy days.
A plate brimming with a vegan brekkie: Hash browns, baked beans, mushrooms, tomatoes, sausages and a squeeze of ketchupHusky-ish dog, sprawled on a rug on a wooden floor
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Matt P @bertolicus.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Couldn’t leave Sweden without some salty liquorice 🤤
A pack of violet flavoured salty liqourice, or floral hand soap flavour for someA pack of salty juniper liqourice, tastefully packaged as the sweets of Midgard….
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Matt P @bertolicus.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Blue lines showing some very poor quality rowing back and forth across a lake
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Matt P @bertolicus.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
And that’s a wrap. After 5.5 days and 267 km of Arctic autumnal bliss I shuffled into Abisko at lunchtime today. All a bit emotional after bailing last year. What next 🤔
Lakeside trail with a sky foretelling rain and high windsMountainsides covered with shrubby grey leaved willows, autumnal yellow dwarf bitch, and scarlet Arctic bearberry and BilberryA frothing river streaming over grey rocks, banks lined with yellow and red tints of autumn amid the greenSlightly haggard looking runner in a bright red smelly Helly Hansen trying not to look like hes been through the mill
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Matt P @bertolicus.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Scandi-stiling, plus bonus wood stacks @lakesstiles.bsky.social
A very fine set of steps serving as a stile over Reindeer fenceStacks of birch logs arranged in a cube foatiom, lus saw horse
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Matt P @bertolicus.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Day five became a 61k epic, fuelled by ramen. You don’t have to be mad to do this stuff - but it sure helps
Glowering skies, boardwalk into the distance, mountains and golden heathlandBoardwalk over rocks, blue skyRamen noodles in a posh titanium mug, with mountainsMug and mug
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Matt P @bertolicus.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
First half of day four in the bag, chill for four hours til the next boat then another 16km or so - and potentiall a row if I’m not fleet of foot (which is quite likely)
Emergency shelter nestled in a green landscapeI have no words for the vastness of this viewHappy trail runner, complete with panoramic views dweeping majestically into the distanceMore big valley landscape with lake
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Matt P @bertolicus.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Day 4, up at 5 to make boat crossing number 1. Breakfast needed!!
Bathed in golden light, a determined trail runner up before the lark to make a boat at 0800, via a 500m ascent and descentReindeer in the morning mistsRickety pontoon, mirror calm lakeBog under boardwalk, pewter sky
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Matt P @bertolicus.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
More flowers
A pretty little heath flower, nestled smid crowberry and dwarf birchMountain timothy Cannae for the life of me remember this one, pretty thoughAlpine bistort - I think…
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Matt P @bertolicus.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Day three, a dawn start to grab an early boat to Kvikkjokk
Rowan blazing scarlet among still green birches beside a gravelly trailBoardwalk through wet spruce forest in morning lightBracket fungus, with concentric growth ringsMorning light filtering down into a mossy birch forest, a small waterfall in the muddle distance
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Matt P @bertolicus.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Big skies, big miles
Panoramic view of squally showers passing below, feets for scaleHappy runner day 2, craggy stuff behindBoardwalk crossing wet heathlandSunset, Arctic Sweden style. Wire suspension bridge in silhouette
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Matt P @bertolicus.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Bit of an exposed night - but ooof, what a trail 😊
A Durston X-Mid1 tent plonked in a hugely exposed pitch atop an Arctic plateauBeanie on happy hill runner snugged amid pack vomitA glassy lake, reflecting a pewter skyHeathy rocky birchy plateau
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Matt P @bertolicus.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
So much colour!!
Autumnal tints on a sheet of Oak fernBearberry lighting up the fell side in Liquidambar redMottled greens and clarets of birch wood ground floraRowan taking on fiery reds
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Matt P @bertolicus.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
And so it begins…
Happy runner, complete with freshly trimmed tacheA metal rowing boat, expertly (😂) rowed across the lake beyondA gravelly path snaking through autumnal hues of alpinesA gravelly path headed towards Reindeer haunted birch woods and the lake beyond
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Matt P @bertolicus.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Still a few flowers about 😊
Mauve flowers of Aconitum (?) Eyebright flowers, lilac petals striped with find purple nectar guides and an eggy yellow-white centreSunshine yellow buttons of Tansy, with obliging bumblebee
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Matt P @bertolicus.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Two days resting up and eating - tough job, but I’ll give it my best shot!
A small grey green tent pitched on green grass, sunshine and blueskiesA wooden pontoon, a gently rippling lake and a fine blue sky with a some gentle vloudage
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Matt P @bertolicus.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Good job I bought the orange jacket, I’d hate to clash. Bit of metalwork for @lakesstiles.bsky.social
Grinning Loon (well, my grandad was from Aberdeen after all). trying to blend in with a big orange sign for LuleåSwedish cousins of the Clydeside cranes, silhouetted by a Scandi noir sky
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Matt P @bertolicus.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
No rest for the wicked, or for me. Pre trip ‘sharpener’ hill reps 😂
Elevation profile for a set of hill reps, steadily decreasing in duration.
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Matt P @bertolicus.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Ooof, days 1-2.5 pack contents, plus 1kg water and a small gas cylinder. Just about fits in my 30l running pack but I daren’t weigh it 🫣😂
Assorted colourful clothing for a 6.5 day runA packed tent, sleeping pad, tent poles, purpke silk liner all nestled on an uber cosy dark blue quiltA selection of dubious tasting dehydrated meals, a grey titanium cooking pot, tiny gas stove, and a funky long handled spoon to reach every last scrap of caloriesAssorted electronic tat to while away long wet nights in the tent
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Matt P @bertolicus.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I’ve been looking for one if these for years, and finally one turns up on an ash tree! May I present the Alder moth caterpillar complete with fascinator appendages
A black caterpillar on a green leaf, yellow bars across its length. Black  appendages with spoon shaped tips project fascinator-like from its body.
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Matt P @bertolicus.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Fading leaves of Rosebay willowherb - worth a zoom in
A fading leaf of rosebay willowherb, Flushed with reds, yellows and oranges along the veins, fading finally to brown in betweenMottled greens and yellows rippling into red and brown on this fading rosebay willowherb leaf
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Matt P @bertolicus.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Running through some final gear checks. Next up, whats the smallest pan I can cook ramen noodles in… 🤔
A grey tent pitched in a parched and weedy bit of grass, canoe propped up in the backgroundHappy camper trying to look cool under a -6°C quilt when its 21°C, and failingTent packed into an unfeasibly small package, some poles, and an even smaller package containing a matress
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Matt P @bertolicus.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Apparently Im a salty sweater 🤷🏻‍♂️
Some impressive salty tidemarks on a black smelly Helly (Hansen) after a bit of exertion
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Matt P @bertolicus.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
🥵 Final long run, fully laden with tent, quilt, mattress, etc. Glas Tulaichean, and an ‘interesting’ descent to Glen Tilt. 43.5k in five hours, 1250m of ascent. Home to de-salt, rehydrate, and eat
Elevation profile for a run up a bit of a hill, then a fiddly drawn out descentRolling green hills bathed in August sunshine under a blue sky with Simpsons cloudsMoustached runner, spoiling a decent view from atop Glas Tulaichean, a Cairngorms MunroA sketchy patch weaving away into the distance through heather and grass
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Matt P @bertolicus.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Bread making back to normal after struggling to control fermentation with the recent heat ☺️
 a crusty freshly baked spurdough boule, crackling as it cools
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Matt P @bertolicus.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Brothers from different mothers - Bracken making a new pal at lunchtime
A white, sandy and black coated husky type dog and a donkey with similar colouring going nose to nose, both with ears peeked
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Matt P @bertolicus.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Another end of summer holidays feeling morning; cool air, warm sun on my back.
Muted browns of hogweed seeds backlit by morning sunshine
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Matt P @bertolicus.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The sound of dry old knuckle bones of summer
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Matt P @bertolicus.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Another long run in the bag; 32.9km, 3h12m, 950m uppage, all carrying 5kg. Four hours and another .5kg in tue backpack next week 🥵
A band of weather closing in fast, veiling the purple heather clad hills and narrow track heading off into the distanceSome watery-eyed runner with a bunch of moss or perhaps a stray caterpillar on his upper lipMuddy calves and the off vein or two, with some surprisingly clean trail shoes…Elevation profile for a run, pretty much all up and down with very little level ground
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Matt P @bertolicus.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Wet stuff 🥳🥳
Vibrant pink fireweed flowers adorned with raindropsCowparsley seedheads with raindropsSilverbirch leaves and shoots with rain dropsHoneysuckle leaf with raindrops
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Matt P @bertolicus.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
A fine saturday run, complete with some big boy toys (or technosaurs, depending on your imagination)
A large piece of caterpillar-tracked forestry machinery, mechanical neck extending out to a vicious set of cutting mandibles. Theres also a nice view of a valley and hills in the backgroundA dry stony track dropping downhill between grassy banks pink with fireweed. Shapely hill off to the right
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Matt P @bertolicus.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I’m loathe to say I enjoyed that set of hill reps, but it wasn’t quite as grim as recently. Still a bit warm though 🥵
A view down into a green(ish) valley under a patchy layer of cloud.A heart rate and elevation profile for a set of hill reps
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Matt P @bertolicus.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Road verge botany turns up some gems, Darmera peltata looking very at home here in the southern uplands (plenty of what is almost certainly Crocosmia Lucifer in the vicinity too)
Large shiny leaves nestling amongst grasses on a road verge.
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Matt P @bertolicus.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
🥵🥵 Feeling decidedly salt crusted after that. I thought the heat was meant to be dialling back?!
Elevation profile for a run; steeply up at the start followed by a series of peaks - no flat ground til the final 5kA steep hill with a stone wall running up to the summit, which is more than I was doingBlue and white Saltire atop Lee Pen (a hill) with extensive views down into the Tweed Valley and the hills beyond
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