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Keith

@nicetrainers.bsky.social
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Keith @nicetrainers.bsky.social · 15h
Sholing v SE Dons in FA Cup draw. Got to be happy with that, but they look decent going by previous results in the cup
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Keith @nicetrainers.bsky.social · 18h
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MrPaulRobinson @mrpaulrobinson.bsky.social · 21h
This international break
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Keith @nicetrainers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Rewatched "Sunshine" for the first time in yonks. Very underrated film. Looks amazing in 4k on my big ass telly.
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Keith @nicetrainers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ebbsfleet 1-2 Sholing - Cup upset AOTS
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Chris Morris, reading tomorrow’s newspaper headlines Princess Beatrice's friend Alice Naylor-Leyland is attacked by rogue owl during chaotic photoshoot
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Keith @nicetrainers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Keith @nicetrainers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yeah, Andriy Shevchenko's son has signed for us. Wait. WHAAAAATT!?!?
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Keith @nicetrainers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
By the sounds of it the Man City owners are the absolute perfect people to be in charge of a Premier League club. It's a house of cards, every club is breaking/bending financial rules.
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Keith @nicetrainers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sholing 2-0 Berkhamsted - Best we've played this season and two lovely goals.
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Keith @nicetrainers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Naughty Man City, prowpa norty
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Keith @nicetrainers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In true FA fashion, I am predicting the punishment to Tonda will be announced the day before the skate game. #saintsfc
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Keith @nicetrainers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Gibraltar v Andorra today for the football hipsters #internationalfootballisshit
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Keith @nicetrainers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Well done Gavin Bazuna ✊
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Keith @nicetrainers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Totally forgot England won the World Cup. Wait, what?
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Keith @nicetrainers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sholing into next round of FA Trophy thanks to penalty shootout. Postage stamp winner
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Keith @nicetrainers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Slovenia Scotland game is absolutely fucking terrible
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Keith @nicetrainers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hampshire 3 for 4 chasing 400.
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Sml Screwball: Clown School Isn't Easy
ALT: Sml Screwball: Clown School Isn't Easy
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Keith @nicetrainers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Keith @nicetrainers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There's three weeks of International football and there's Rugby on TV
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Man's Disgusted Gag Gesture
ALT: Man's Disgusted Gag Gesture
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Keith @nicetrainers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Process ongoing" so punishment agreed in 10 years time or just buried
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Keith @nicetrainers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hampshire 128 all out in a dead rubber game. Just give up cricket lads.
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Keith @nicetrainers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Came off the other place to avoid the fascist morons, but the constant sharing of messages from there is fucking tedious.
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Keith @nicetrainers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We really need something that will bring the whole country together in a moment of shared happiness. Like Leeds United going bankrupt.
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Keith @nicetrainers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"Archer is a decent lower order batsman" NO HE ISN'T. STOP SAYING THIS.
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Keith @nicetrainers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Three weeks of international football
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Keith @nicetrainers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Colombage has an interesting* run up. *pretty daft ** Gets a wicket as I was writing this
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Keith @nicetrainers.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Three weeks of international football
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Suicide
ALT: Suicide
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Keith @nicetrainers.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Who buys this shit?
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Keith @nicetrainers.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Due to injury, I have been forced to pull out of the England squad
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Keith @nicetrainers.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
FFS, Ebbsfleet away. Shite.
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Keith @nicetrainers.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Don't get the hype about Mainoo. Seems pretty average at everything.
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Keith @nicetrainers.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
LOL @ Man U
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Keith @nicetrainers.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Rashford is so shit. England quality
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Keith @nicetrainers.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When you discover your delivery is being done by Evri
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Luis Suárez's Freaky Friday Reaction
ALT: Luis Suárez's Freaky Friday Reaction
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Keith @nicetrainers.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Every bloody time with Sky, cut to an extreme close up immediately after a goal. Keep a wide shot to show fans reaction.
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Keith @nicetrainers.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Flat caps AOTS
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Keith @nicetrainers.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Sky interviewing a subbed player during the game. FUCK OFF SKY
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Keith @nicetrainers.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The new Chelsea appear to be much like the old Chelsea
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Keith @nicetrainers.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Think Alan Smith wants to shag Cole Palmer
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Keith @nicetrainers.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Tuchel probably hasn't got a clue what he's doing
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Keith @nicetrainers.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Bournemouth in Europe, Sunderland in Europe, Palace in Europe. Did nearly all Prem teams qualify??
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Keith @nicetrainers.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"Furious" is surprisingly good TV. Well written & acted, hard to watch at times, but with enough humour to get you through it. 4 Keith's out of 5 👍
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Keith @nicetrainers.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Wonder how far we would get demanding the FA hand over documents listing why the funding to grassroots football has not met the percentage of the Sky deal that was promised?
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Keith @nicetrainers.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Yes, I have purchased some Chinos with a semi elasticated waist. DEAL WITH IT.
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Keith @nicetrainers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Think I can speak for all fellow hardcore QOTS fans when I say tonight's result is disappointing
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Keith @nicetrainers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Birds are ace
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Keith @nicetrainers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Frogmouths are ace
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Keith @nicetrainers.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
That Newcastle manager I have never heard of and can't remember his name. He's fucked.
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Keith @nicetrainers.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Bloody 63% of the population, coming over here...
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