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Bertie Bear

@bertiebear13.bsky.social
214 followers 173 following 281 posts

A big 🧸 who loves choccies, hibearnating, Slothie, HairyPlane, the hooman and cuddles. Maybe not in that order 🤔

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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yiksies Codsy. I means I understands overeating buuuuut. Hoom sez is clever and funny but I does not get the rest!
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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Soz, didnt mean to pur-ple-x you 😁. I is only on here sometimes @hughnickhorne.bsky.social . The Hoom is having bother keeping up wiv all my socials!
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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Is purple exing 🤔
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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
🤣🤭🤣
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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I like ted! Hooman sez I must not use him as a role model 🤣
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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Try this - think paste didn’t paste it all! journalofimaginaryresearch.home.blog/2026/06/25/j...
journalofimaginaryresearch.home.blog
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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I is famous furrends! 🥳 Me, Prof JSB and the Lizard has been published! It has the hooman’s name on it too, not sure why… #CleverBears #ImaginaryResearch #AbstractFiction journalofimaginaryresearch.home.blog/2026/06/25/jou…
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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
This is good point!
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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I is impressed. I hasn’t even worked out how to pick up brushes wiv paws yet!
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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
That’s one small spin for a stuffie… #Rise #SpaceStuffie #Artemis2
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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Or in facties many of the films we watches in this house 🤣
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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Oh my, yes. Does they not watch Dr Who?!
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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
It wasn’t too hot, it wasn’t too cold, it was just right. Porridge approved by greying locks 🤭 and the three bears!
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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Weeeeell I mean it’s good for the hooman I guess, but it means she’ll be disturbing my hibernation all weekend 😱🤣
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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Oh Wowsies. You does BIG adventures! Kitty is doing hero worship!
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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Might’ve been the coffee 🤔😉😆
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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Kitty had her wheatabix this morning @munrobear.bsky.social #MountaineeringBears
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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Wowsies. Kitty sez that is very impressive!
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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Yessies, we got one of them awhile ago. Unrealistic!
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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Kitty is a bit upset we didn’t really have snow. The older Polos are not upset!
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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Nopies, but if you hang yourself off the wall wiv a rope and ice axe you’ll weigh less! 😉
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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
You’ve got lightening coming out of your bonce! Looks a bit evil 😈🤣
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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Oh my, can I come round pleasies?!
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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Oooh, good Hoom, nice hoom, well done Hoom!
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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
We recommends a milk man (tho is doesn’t stop all we’ve run out of milk emergencies!). Ours has an online ordering system that I can hack to get him to deliver cayk too 😉😋. Don’t tell the hooman that these are not random milkman ‘happy little mistakes…’
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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
It’s lovely that you finks I’m so huggable hooman but IM TRYING TO SLEEP! #hibearnation #BertieWantsHisOwnRoom
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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
As many as possible? Thats what I does!
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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Big antlers though… not very cuddly!
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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Can’t a bear get any sleep! #Hibearnation #HyperactiveHairyplane
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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Is an anti-teddy conspiracy is what it is! I NEEDS my chocolate or I get very grumpy!
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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Hopefurly not! I keeps my brains there…
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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
This sucks! Hoping the hooman takes our latest addition to join her work hug quite fast… #Lamprey #GotANastySuckOnThat
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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
I fink THAT calls for deep hibernation! I never understands why hoomans doesn’t!
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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Oh Wowsies! Really! They is awesome. Hello wild cousins 🐻👋
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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Hooman would like me to pass on that SHE hasn’t opened any of them… 🐻🙄🤭
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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Nopies. Hooman seems to have a problem wiv the fact it can out of her advent calendar though… ooopsie!
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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Yes pleasies 🐻😋
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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Was hungry OK! #Advent #Nommies
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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Is beary nice fank you. Unfortunately I does quite often have to fight the hooman for it! I is hibearnating, but I does intermittent hibearnation. I gets up for snackies, telly (and social media 😁)
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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
There WAS an earthquake here though in NW UK. Does you fink the quakie and alarmie got splinched or somefing?!
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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Soz, has been away for a while (useless hooman forgot the passyword etc etc 🐻🤷🏻‍♀️). But I is back now!
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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Hello 🐻👋, nice to see you again. Have done squishie Bertie Huggies!
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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
That’s a shame ‘cos she just looked at me and said ‘if hunslet can dust, so can you boyo!’ This is worrying…
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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Hooman sez do you do houses? She can pay in your preferred currency, including Jaffa cakes!
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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
I does not fink eating this is much of a challenge really. Need a few more…
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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Hooman sez I is most DEFINITELY not eating this anywhere near the new sofa. Not never, not nohow! #20000CaloriesADay #MightAsWellStartEarly #Nom
A large brown teddy bear, sat at a kitchen table, staring at an enormous chocolate eclair in awe!
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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Wowsies, a cafe made for bears!
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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Hooman is still being a bit precious about our new sofa! But at least IS reserved for me. I finks the tv remote will fit very nicely 😀
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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Uh oh, is this how the world ends… the trees turn into Ents wiv attitude and overthrow humanity…
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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Hooman sez you is cute wiv no clothies on 😳🤭
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