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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

I is famous furrends! 🥳 Me, Prof JSB and the Lizard has been published! It has the hooman’s name on it too, not sure why… #CleverBears #ImaginaryResearch #AbstractFiction journalofimaginaryresearch.home.blog/2026/06/25/jou…

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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

It wasn’t too hot, it wasn’t too cold, it was just right. Porridge approved by greying locks 🤭 and the three bears!

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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

It’s lovely that you finks I’m so huggable hooman but IM TRYING TO SLEEP! #hibearnation #BertieWantsHisOwnRoom

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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

This sucks! Hoping the hooman takes our latest addition to join her work hug quite fast… #Lamprey #GotANastySuckOnThat

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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

Soz, has been away for a while (useless hooman forgot the passyword etc etc 🐻🤷🏻‍♀️). But I is back now!

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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

Hooman sez I is most DEFINITELY not eating this anywhere near the new sofa. Not never, not nohow! #20000CaloriesADay #MightAsWellStartEarly #Nom

A large brown teddy bear, sat at a kitchen table, staring at an enormous chocolate eclair in awe!

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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

Hooman is still being a bit precious about our new sofa! But at least IS reserved for me. I finks the tv remote will fit very nicely 😀

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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

Oooh what’s this hooman, I understands one of these packets will have snacks in… … what do you mean I’m supposed to read the book to get to it! #EndOfTheWorldReadingClub #Snacksies

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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

What does you mean these wasn’t for me hooman. I means clearly they was!

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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

Well, I doesn’t know, but finks kitty prob’ly doesn’t need any help wiv that mountain uncle squidge, after all she’s been in #MountaineeringBears adventure. But I s’pose if it makes you feel useful…

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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

Well, since the Hoom thanked me very much for ‘budging my arse’ to the chair I supposes I will not argue much… this time 😉🤭 #InvertebrateMe

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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

Is here, is here. You didn’t want to sit here too hooman did you?! 🤭 #BertiesSofa

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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

Hee hee hee lizard incapacitated 🤭🤭🤭 #EvilAxolotl

Large brown teddy bear sitting in a blue jellycat axolotl

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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

I would like it is you hurried up wiv the decorating hooman. I is not sure how much longer I can live wiv the lizard! 😱

A large brown teddy bear being prodded by a jellycat axolotl

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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

We has been evicted to office, us and the curtain pole! I finks the Hoom must ACTUALLY be going to slap paint on walls 🤣😱🤣

Brown bear on a bean bag chair in the corner of a home office. There is a curtain poke on the floor…

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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

Ooooh, hooman just got THE MESSAGE, my sofa is being delivered in two weeks 😁🐻. No more bean bag perching for the Bert!

A big brown bear on a black beanbag chair

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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

Beariach @munrobear.bsky.social . I just feels I needs to warn you. I finks you has got a new fan (that is not to say small white bear wiv a crush!). Kitty finks you is 🥰🐻‍❄️!

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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

Yessie Hoom. They is not white. They needs a baff more than me! #Traitor #SelfPreservation #EvilWishyWashy

Three not very white polar bear teddies on a quite white bedding covered bed.

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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

We is learning about murders on Thursdays! #BeCarefulHooman

Big brown teddy bear sitting on a black beanbag chair reading a book, with his paw in a big bag of mini eggs.

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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

Bertie bear and Scaryplane action figure 🤭 #Hairyplane #Beluga

An action figure of a brown teddy bear wearing a red emotional support bear t-shirt, in pale green packaging. His accessories are a biscuit tin, a chocolate biscuit, a chocolate bar and a slightly scary looking toy airbus beluga.

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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

Hooman did some personality tests yesterday. ‘parently she is a polo bear! 🤭😱🤣 Also a little bit darker than the average Hooman… 🤭 Since Prof JSB is definitely darker than the average Polo and they growed up togevver that fits! #AssimilationComplete

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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

I has been persuaded (OK bribed!) to get up 🤭🤭🤭 #Spring #BiscuitTin

Big brown bear sitting opposite a biscuit tin

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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

I has found anuvver dozy friend. Bedtime bear got up for just long enuff to make it to my beanbag! He is older than the rest of us combined! More than twice as old… 😱🤣 Hooman sez that means he’s allowed to sleep all he wants, but I should probly get up!

A big brown bear, a plushie plane, a sloth and a bedtime bear snuggled under a red blanket on a black beanbag chair.

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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

That is a VERY hard stare hooman. I doesn’t know what you has done but I doesn’t fink Prof JSB likes it! #HardStare

Dirty white polar bear teddy sitting in a bed giving a very hard stare into the camera!

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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

It came home early and disturbed me. Says it’s going to do more werk from here! Just make sure you do hooman. Bertie is watching you… 👀

Big brown bear on a sofa under a blanket with his stuffies - watching!

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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

Poking my paws out to test the wevver. Does we fink it is spring yet? I finks I has anuvver weeks kip yet! #IntermittantHibearnation

Two big brown teddy bear paws poking out of a blanket

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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

I is starting to fink this beanbag is not so bad. It moves from Bertie is sleeping position to Bertie is watching telly position wiv only one hooman move! #IntermitantHibearnation

Big brown teddy bear relaxing on a beanbag seat (in telly watching position!)

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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

I is finking beary hard about spring, but all I can fink of is sofas… nice springy softens! #Furrybards #Furrytails

A big brown bear, lying on a bean bag seat, eating chocolate, thinking very hard!

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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

‘parently it’s ordered! 😁🛋️😍 she sez she got an extra long one so there’s space for us both 🤞

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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

Hooman seems to be basing her sofa choices on what looks pretty on me🤣 I mean I knows I does spend a lot of time on it…

Large brown bear with two swatches of sofa fabric on his tummy

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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

You can lead a bear to office, but you can’t make him work! #HibearnationInterrupted

Large brown teddy bear, asleep at office desk.

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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

I has been downgraded to the beanbag now - where will this end 😱😱

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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

I has been moved to the chair. The busted sofa is going… I hopes the new one comes quick, this is doing my back in! Hooman says since I is ‘A spineless creature’ it can’t be. Hurumph! #HibearnationInterupted

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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

Nopies hooman, I is not coming out until it’s properly spring. I is also adding an extra few days to make up for when you woked me up! #Hibearnation

Big brown bear snuggled under a red blanket with his sloth and aeroplane stuffies.

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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

I sent the hooman out to look at sofas… and she came back wiv this! I is a bit worried - is she finking I needs a baff 😱😱😱

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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

Uh oh, I has been woked up, the t-shirt is on and I is required for duty ‘in office’! Least she’s gotted me a coffee #HibearnationInterupted

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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Eeekies, the hooman has just arranged for my busted sofa to be taken away in three weeks. I guesses my hibearnation is getting disturbed then! 😱🐻. I finks I needs to order us a new one quickies… will we ‘dopt a skoggie at the same time does you fink?

A large brown bear and his plane and Slothie stuffies on a cream sofa.

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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

The annoying hooman has started waking me up to say goodnight again! #AnnoyedBear #HibearnationInterupted

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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

“Oooh, snow!” sez Kitty. The other polos is less impressed. ‘parently they is too domesticated these days! #SnowDay

Small polar bear teddy peering out of a window at a snowy scene.

2 large polar bear teddy’s cuddled up in bed.

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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

I has just woken from a nice snooze and gotted a naaaasty shock! I finks the hooman is spying on me… 🙀

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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

I is worried, there is some fink the matter wiv the Hoom. There was NO swearing when she put the lights on the tree. She must be ill 🤣🤭. The only swearing was when she decorated me. #NotAmused

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Bertie Bear @bertiebear13.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

Oooh dear, side eye and foot to head has broken out among the polos 🤣😱😬

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