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BertCake

@bertcake.bsky.social
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My name is Bert and I'm a Beefcake. Please enjoy my silly little doodles

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BertCake @bertcake.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I haven’t drawn for what feels like a whole ass month so imma get back into things with some doodles in the evenings. Stay posted y’all
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BertCake @bertcake.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Bro, your company is always welcome with me. Trust.
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BertCake @bertcake.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Great times bud! I look forward to next time. Maybe we can muck around with mods next time around too
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BertCake @bertcake.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
It’s called “ambience” bro.
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BertCake @bertcake.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
(2/2) I hold out the notebook to the kind detective. "This was from when I wrote 'My Nickname in College'. Give her this, as a gift" The small notebook, adorned with a silly party kitty, had a small message, raised letters from a note inside the cover, not from me... "ot ym elttil bmal"
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BertCake @bertcake.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
"Something like that..." I mutter as I roll the notebook over in my hands. "Your wife actually likes my plays?". I toss the new notebook aside to the desk. I reach into the bookshelf and pull a much older, well worn Lamb from the shelf. I fear the writer she loves may be washed up. (1/2)
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BertCake @bertcake.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
"It's... it's not the same" the Bar-mitzvah lamb notebook, custom made. perfectly to spec, the pages blank and barren like the day it was printed. "I only ever used these to write, now I wonder if the lamb was my muse, or my memory of making it with Licorice..."
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BertCake @bertcake.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
"Please now, that's just a product test. It's hardly worthy of production." I stammer as I snatch the Bar-mitzvah Lamb from the detective's hands. I freeze, my gaze lands on the birthday kitty notepad, open in his grip. The page has been filled with notes, ear to ear, in his erratic rough font.
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BertCake @bertcake.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I never expected to play out a Columbo roleplay on this day, Sunday, the lords day. but here we are
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BertCake @bertcake.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
"Really 6 years ago? My stockpile is still going strong ..obviously.. and I am able to write my fantastic stage-play lyrics in my favourite notebook. You would think the dearly departed Lord Licorice would request his factories produce more Lambs, but alas that choice is no longer his to make..."
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BertCake @bertcake.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
“What a strange little line of nonsense. Probably the ravings of a madman. No, my notebook was similar but obviously it was not the birthday kitty, rather the bar mitzvah lamb. Been using only that type for at least a dozen years.”
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BertCake @bertcake.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
My blood runs cold. How did he get my notebook? I hid it where no-one could find it. Is it just a coincidence and he has the same taste in stationary as I do. No, this strange frumpy detective couldn’t…. No matter, I doubt this rube could ever understand the hidden message in my notes…
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BertCake @bertcake.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Ya Boi has Ber-turned! Wanna play some Zomboid? www.twitch.tv/bertcake
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I have Ber-turned! Time for some Zomboid base times! | Streaming project zomboid.
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BertCake @bertcake.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Alright! I'm getting back to streaming tomorrow. I got a stream deck, set it up, and got that cute customizable model. It's all coming up Milhouse
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BertCake @bertcake.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Oh, wouldn’t it be nice…
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BertCake @bertcake.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Awe bummer. What a long wait
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BertCake @bertcake.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Hell yeah, that’s fucking cool
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BertCake @bertcake.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I desperately want to know more about 7pm guy
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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BertCake @bertcake.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Oh hell yeah, I’ll read up on it
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BertCake @bertcake.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Alroy and I shaking hands in this clip.
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BertCake @bertcake.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I can understand your position, but are you protecting your craft or protecting yourself? If giving away the secrets to your success can harm your well being and future success, protect them, if not, you are only harming the craft itself and future practitioners.
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BertCake @bertcake.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Thank you @theposearchives.bsky.social for helping me out of a bit of an art rut today
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BertCake @bertcake.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Sup @missfaves.bsky.social Enjoy some Casual Patricia
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Emi @emibirdee.art · 22/05/2026
Teach Rocky to say fuck
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BertCake @bertcake.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Cute Smile Power Girl
a sketch re-creation of @Missfaves cosplay of Power girl
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BertCake @bertcake.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Cute Smile Power Girl
a sketch re-creation of @Missfaves cosplay of Power girl
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
A thank you note/love letter/commentary on art for anyone interested
A long love letter to you, thank you for following my work!
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IceLemonTea @icelemonteastudio.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
GREAT NEWS, APPLICANTS! 🎇Our interview sim game Thank You For Your Application launches on June 19!📷 🎮️check out our BRAND NEW demo on Steam! #indiegames #indiedev #simgame Check out the details here 👇️ store.steampowered.com/news/app/288...
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Mikk Dado @mikkusushi.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
FORGOT HER EARS AND TAIL 💀💀💀
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Serpent_x @zorrito.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
3rd coffee at 9 am
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BertCake @bertcake.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Not to be that guy, but it also feels engagement baity to whine about the popular thing online.
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BertCake @bertcake.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
This website may be just what you are looking for comeonandsl.am
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COME ON AND SLAM
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indui @monstermonger.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
A friend in an alleyway
a black cat stands in a brick alleyway overgrown with wildflowers. It looks up curiously.
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BertCake @bertcake.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
To be fair, that game had pretty janky depth perception to begin with. Even people with good depth perception die in the first level.
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Pren🔥🔞 @pren.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
🏖️ What do you MEAN I'm late for Golden Week?? I'm still at the beach! 🍹 #goldenweek #PrenDoodle
Pren lounges on a sunny beach with swimwear, a visor, and weird crocs! She is reclining on a towel and holding a margarita, with her other hand on a Screemture that's drinking a pina colada.
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Annie Sexton @anniesexton.com · 04/05/2026
I launched an indie webcomic hosting platform several months ago that offered a free and a $4/mo paid plan. This was purely to cover the cost of the infrastructure. But in seeing it grow, I'm no longer worried about the cost. So yeah Webcomic Studio is now free. webcomic.studio
webcomic.studio
Webcomic Studio
Read & publish indie comics online
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BertCake @bertcake.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Bless Golden week
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BertCake @bertcake.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Hell yeah! You nailed this one!
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BertCake @bertcake.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Please do!
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BertCake @bertcake.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
This is a fun trend
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BertCake @bertcake.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Lol, I wanted to do the art trend but I thought... Maybe I can include Sophie too >:3
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BertCake @bertcake.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
It's just what friends do lol
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BertCake @bertcake.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Ok @pren.bsky.social close enough. Good thing you got Sophie around to help
Pren the succubus demon Vtuber.  She's performing the Shadow hand bra meme, but she's intent on showing off a little with her arms above her head.  So her strawberry elf "Friend" Sophie jumps in behind her to hold her hands out to shadow Pren.   Exclaiming "Pren~! You're Doing it Wrong"
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Graham Annable @grickle.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Special. #grickledoodle #love #family #witch #wizard #robot #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor
A cartoon illustration of a witch and wizard on a grassy, windy hill lovingly watching a one-eyed robot holding a flower. Caption reads "It was the only thing they'd built together without magic and it had become their pride and joy."
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Limes 📚 😈 @ludicrouslimes.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
TOMORROW!
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D.SLOOGS💀 @dsloogs.com · 20/04/2026
KNIGHT SABERS Priss Asagiri⚡️⚡️
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BertCake @bertcake.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
No problem! It's been long overdue and I knew it had to be sassy
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BertCake @bertcake.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Here is the timelapse too. You can see I got halfway through and scrapped it and started over
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BertCake @bertcake.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
It's taken me over a month, but got this one dusted finally! @opalsilvervine.bsky.social
A drawing of the Vtuber Opal Silvervine.  She is leaning on her arm with a finger on her face and sticking her tongue out at the viewer
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