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Baking bread and compilers are kinda similar if you think about it @tekknolagi elsewhere bernsteinbear.com

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Max @bernsteinbear.com · 13/08/2026
Meme of cat looking down curiously at the viewer with greentext:

> really interesting gc paper
> looks inside
> "no cycles"
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Max @bernsteinbear.com · 30/05/2026
They accepted my gift of $5 CAD for the wall without hesitation (I think it is the only genuine bill on the wall)
A wall of sharpie written on bills of foreign currency
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Max @bernsteinbear.com · 18/04/2026
First "perfect week" since December 2024 :)
GitHub contribution chart showing zero contributions at all this past week
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Max @bernsteinbear.com · 12/08/2025
sneak peek
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Max @bernsteinbear.com · 12/08/2025
This is unfortunately all black due to some error. The real picture is this one
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Max @bernsteinbear.com · 11/08/2025
Oops, I accidentally became a benchmark in Kagi's RSS feed parser library
Screenshot of Kagi's fastfeedparser README benchmarking section, in which they are parsing four blogs with fastfeedparser and comparing to feedparser. Mine is the slowest on feedparser and gets a 50x speedup in fastfeedparser.
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Max @bernsteinbear.com · 14/03/2025
              bb0 {
                v0 = PushFrame
                v1 = Const(Int(1))
                v2 = WriteLocal(Offset(0)) v0, v1
                v3 = Const(Int(2))
                v4 = WriteLocal(Offset(1)) v0, v3
                v5 = ReadLocal(Offset(1)) v0
                v6 = Print v5
                v7 = Const(Nil)
                v8 = Return v7
              }
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Max @bernsteinbear.com · 11/03/2025
Got some feedback on my new blog post. Edited it on my Hackberry Pi while on a walk!
Hackberry Pi (blackberry keyboard with small lcd powered by raspberry pi) standing up in the background with a split wireless keyboard in the foreground. I'm an an outside table of a cafe at night.
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Max @bernsteinbear.com · 24/02/2025
Hmmm. What if sans-serif?
Screenshot of bernsteinbear.com where the body's font-family has been changed from serif to sans-serif
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Max @bernsteinbear.com · 10/02/2025
In the help menu when I try to contact someone about this, "something went wrong" and I can't submit a request 

Yeah it sure did
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Max @bernsteinbear.com · 14/01/2025
XKCD comic with my modification:
Text in picture: The #1 programmer excuse for legitimately slacking off: "My code's compiling."
Below it are two programmers swordfighting while precariously perched on rolling office chairs. Someone in the background yells "Hey! Get back to work!"
They respond "GitHub is down!"
The voice responds "Oh. Carry on."
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