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Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 07/10/2026
Me:
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Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 07/10/2026
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Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 04/10/2026
A tight end named Yankoff? What a country!
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Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 03/10/2026
Vive le Western Michigan!
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Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 30/09/2026
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Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 17/09/2026
Raw I'ma give it to ya, with no trivia Raw like a wildcat straight from Bolivia
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Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 14/09/2026
Come with us, loser, it’s Mutechella szn
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Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 05/09/2026
Hello Focus friend. 2017 was about the last of the knobs + touchscreen mixture before it all went iPad Baby(tm).
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Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 05/09/2026
This is Bluesky! I know this!
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Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 03/09/2026
"I didn't believe it until I sniffed it myself." - Todd Robertson, napkin organizer "Stinky versus stinky really is accurate." - Roberta Fromp, lens crafter "I always forget this." - Pete McPaul, sovereign citizen
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Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 26/08/2026
What ‘neutral in the culture wars’ might not like at all:
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Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 16/08/2026
20 years ago this album cover from Crystal Method was making a statement. Now we’re actually here.
Album cover for Crystal Method’s Tweekend from 2001
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Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 13/08/2026
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Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 11/08/2026
While stand the cheese wheels of England, England stands
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Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 02/08/2026
"Everything is fine, John, come home for dinner."
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Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 28/07/2026
“What does God need with a social media platform?”
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Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 08/07/2026
The pawn was off by a mustache hair.
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Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 24/06/2026
“Where ALL men are created equal, right?”
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Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 14/06/2026
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Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 11/06/2026
All you need is an innocent childlike approach to your career!
Tom Hanks in Big
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Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 11/06/2026
Getting mammoth taken down by sticks vibes.
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Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 08/06/2026
Don’t sit there and judge my laptop unless you’ve booted up macOS Bakersfield.
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Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 07/06/2026
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Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 23/05/2026
Smells like Lou Dog
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Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 13/05/2026
Found this, seems appropriate.
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Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 13/05/2026
Adorable
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Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 04/05/2026
🎶Too late to be known as Henry the Eighth Cuz he 86ed them ladies into the lake 🎶
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Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 27/04/2026
These 80s school pens fit that bill.
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Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 23/04/2026
Cat version of this.
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Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 12/04/2026
Not so fast, my little friends.
Jawas carrying off an old fridge.  Maybe they can get it working again.
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Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 05/04/2026
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Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 01/04/2026
“I’ll bet if you asked your AI machine to write me a story it would throw in every clever trick there is to weave a wonderful tale. But I bet you couldn’t tell me three good reasons why you wanted to tell a story in the first place.”
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Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 14/03/2026
Cool thing about picking the MAX one is there’s an actual 80s HBO logo for reference and it’s pretty spot on.
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Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 09/03/2026
“C’mon PC, help us manage those tasks.”
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Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 25/02/2026
“The dark red color of the cup visually disguises how watered down this Coke really is. Yuck, what’s so good about this again?”
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Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 21/02/2026
“I was told I could sit in the middle seat and listen to my music at an acceptable volume and…” “Sir we need you to return to your aisle seat now.” “Ok, that’s the last straw.”
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Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 16/02/2026
(gulp) I swear, Dish...
Pea-Eye from Lonesome Dove solemnly looks and declares simply "I swear..." to bad news.
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Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 09/02/2026
“Remove all the government safeguards, this free market reactor will sort itself out”
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Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 09/02/2026
“Ripley I don’t think you understand how important studying this AI is. It could change everything.”
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Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 02/02/2026
Well this scene just got even more awkward.
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Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 29/01/2026
“You lost me at Vista”
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Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 27/01/2026
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Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 26/01/2026
Yeah, but these are hockey thighs:
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Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 17/01/2026
“Even a potato computer deserves some sort of happiness, Adobe”
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Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 17/01/2026
Same here. I found my copy at a used bookstore a few years ago. Absolutely fascinating read.
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Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 17/01/2026
I have an early edition of Ponting’s book with this photo.
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Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 10/01/2026
"No fate, just hiding out"
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Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 05/01/2026
That Spoite is hunting us.
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Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 25/12/2025
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Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 25/12/2025
The 70s Scrooge with Albert Finney is my favorite Scrooge.
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