Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 30/09/2026Just a reminder, in the movie Animal House the members of Delta were the villains and by the end of the movie all lost and got expelled. 010
Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 26/09/2026If drug commercials have taught me anything is that if you take the pills you get to do all sorts of cool outdoor activities with your friends and loved ones, despite it being too hot outside, or swarming with bugs, or too expensive, or no time to do it, and many other things. 020
Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 28/08/2026When your options are regular and buttermilk you always go with buttermilk. 120
Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 01/07/2026I have watched way more World Cup games than I thought I would have. 010
Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 30/06/2026My high school band director referred to Jack in the Box as ‘Jack in the Crack’ and after all these years I still can’t get that out of my head. 010
Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 14/06/2026This doesn’t feel like an elimination game but then again I don’t watch much NBA. 010
Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 28/04/2026Spent the last few days wondering why my laptop bag smelled vaguely like bananas until I searched all my bag pockets today and found an old rotten banana. I’m laughing and horrified at the same time because I don’t remember putting that in my bag. 030
Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 27/02/2026The fundamental story of the original Stargate movie isn’t about space aliens or pyramids or whatever. It’s about how reading and writing is the most essential tool we have for combating evil oppression. 060
Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 26/02/2026We need something like those "I Voted" stickers that tells everyone I already bought Girl Scout cookies so I can stop getting asked when I leave stores. 150
Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 21/02/2026I feel like I missed the memo when every retail store agreed to all use “(sigh) welcome in” as a greeting. 020
Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 29/01/2026Held the door for someone at the post office today, felt nice to be nice. 030
Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 12/01/2026We say ‘shitshow’ to describe a lot of events, I wonder what the original shitshow looked like. 050
Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 25/12/2025The 70s Scrooge with Albert Finney is my favorite Scrooge. 140
Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 30/11/2025The amount of marching bands playing Seven Nation Army is too damn high. 030
Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 28/11/2025My feelings about Black Friday shopping is that I refuse to fight strangers at a store over a Tupperware set. 030
Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 27/11/2025Can we get AI to mute TV commercials when they come on, I would support that feature. 000
Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 24/11/2025Why are TV remotes all a color that’s the hardest to see in a dark room. 120
Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 18/11/2025Just a reminder that the entire state of Mississippi is still blocked from Bluesky. 030
Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 17/11/2025One Battle After Another is the worst Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas homage I've ever seen. 010
Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 16/11/2025The trend of forcing closed captioning into every online video has got to end. 010
Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 12/11/2025The fact I can't see the aurora means I'll be the last of us to get zapped when the sun enters its Red Giant phase, so I got that going for me. 020
Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 04/11/2025Hey Bluesky do you think you can solve your bot problem please. 060
Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 02/11/2025Toronto Maple Leafs and Blue Jays, name a better choking duo. 060
Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 28/10/2025Amazing baseball commentary from all the new Los Angeles/Ohtani fans out there. Drawing the line at a decades old game strategy instead of having the discussion about how LA outspends everyone in a sport with no payroll caps in order to essentially purchase trophies. 080
Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 16/10/2025If your gas station has unmutable video ads at the pump I will simply just go to another gas station. 070
Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 07/10/2025Are lists broken in Bluesky? I’m getting posts from people in them that I didn’t add to the list. 180
Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 06/10/2025I saw someone posting a link to a code package that allows someone to download social media content locally curate it and interact with it with and then upload updates later. My friend, you have just reinvented the Usenet newsreader. 130
Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 16/09/2025Everyone go watch a bunch of Robert Redford movies tonight. Pick one you’ve never seen if you can. It’ll be worth it. 050
Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 15/09/2025Getting the week started off right by accidentally ripping off a fart in front of strangers in public. 040
Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 14/09/2025There's always that one person who posts a YouTube link to some obscure, whimsical music video as a response on a Very Important Topic Thread. I have never clicked any of those links. 030
Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 11/09/2025Why are public spaces so noisy? Is there anywhere anyone can have a normal conversation. 020
Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 17/08/2025Happy Gilmore 2 was surprisingly fantastic, I admit I was wrong about it going in. 040
Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 05/08/2025My idea of living fancy is having the premium toilet paper rolls. 020
Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 27/07/2025Today I decided to play Papa Roach lovehatetragedy for the first time in years. What a great decision. 030
Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 27/07/2025If I were in charge of Discovery channel or whatever I would start a show that debunks every episode of every paranormal adventure brain rot show ever aired on that channel in the last 15 years. 330
Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 22/07/2025“If I can’t continue doing shows on a regular basis, I just want to be well enough to do one show where I can say, ‘Hi guys, thanks so much for my life.’ That’s what I’m working towards, and if I drop down dead at the end of it, I’ll die a happy man.” RIP Ozzy. 000
Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 21/07/2025We have a word for ‘tldr’, its ‘summary’.media.tenor.comold man yells at cloud is written on a newspaperALT: old man yells at cloud is written on a newspaper 010
Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 17/07/2025 No, I will not disable my adblocker, not under any circumstances. 000
Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 11/07/2025Thanks for the collectible swag @theonion.com @bencollins.bsky.social it looks hilarious hanging next to a real window on the wall. 040
Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 20/06/2025Coffee shop at my building just played Third Eye Blind Jumper loudly and my old ass got a bit weepy because it’s a banger. 000
Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 05/05/2025Beware clicking any links sent by a millennial. It’ll be to some strange anime reference they swear everyone knows already and it’ll just be awkward when you tell them you’ve never heard of it. 000
