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Matty B

@berman1125.bsky.social
584 followers 373 following 1.9K posts

The grass ain't greener, the wine ain't sweeter, either side of the hill…

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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 4h
Fuck that!
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 5h
Did I win??
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
New sub shop just opened in town. They have a few phish and dead nods including this gem
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Their entire concert is one phish set
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What’s pto?
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hahahaha
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Just catching up now but that mind mind mind mind line during Mike’s was pretty fucking cheeky
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I always seem to make it work. With a lot of stress haha
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ticket buying stress annoys me. We want to do all 4 but don’t want to get stuck with shit seats if we do the lottery. How do yall do this every fucking year!?
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The strokes!?!? I’m so fucking jealous
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I have put a deep curse on this man
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Uncle Matt knew this would happen when I got him the drum set. Muahahah
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Holy fuck
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is an all time fumble by this fuck boi
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And that man isn’t for you
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I want Halloween candy but it all tastes so bad now
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I need this mug
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What a crew!!
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It needed to be said!
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Got Eem! Reaction
ALT: Got Eem! Reaction
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They look like it!
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I know, meee too
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They played good musics
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Live in the moment babe. Bag an English man with a cool accent
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Great pic
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Obvious choice
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What did he play this on
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Pen is your friend in the hotel
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Soooo looks like Atlantic City was a success
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s the best
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I love when on bar rescue they need to make it seem like everything is gross…they will literally take someone’s sauce dripping off a sandwich and make it look like it’s a foodborne illness.
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You know she fucks like a wild animal
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’ve never really looked at Lana Del Rey before. No wonder she married a crocodile man, she looks batshit crazy
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pens are ruining joints at concerts! Now I’m the bad guy because I want to smoke the real thing
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Indie gods in my book
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is Spotify fucking with anyone else???
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Things I have known for a decade
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This guy is pissing me the fuck off honestly
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ask her how long it took her to bang him
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Definitely didn’t have Mayer singing WGTYM on my bingo card
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We got so fucking lucky during this nor’easter. Seems to be going around us
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Anyone else’s baseline anxiety like a 3 or 4 out of 10 these days????
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Is what I’m not having!
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This was a fun one
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When getting two windows replaced in your house means let’s rearrange the whole bitch!
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You just never know
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A very small part of me is worried my sister married one of those guys that is seemingly so perfect and they have the best life and one day he kills the entire family, kids and all for no reason whatsoever
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I check out immediately when I hear that
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It will be glued to me until April
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Neil young of hipsters
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