Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 21hI love when on bar rescue they need to make it seem like everything is gross…they will literally take someone’s sauce dripping off a sandwich and make it look like it’s a foodborne illness. 360
Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I’ve never really looked at Lana Del Rey before. No wonder she married a crocodile man, she looks batshit crazy 110
Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Definitely didn’t have Mayer singing WGTYM on my bingo card 050
Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 27/09/2026We got so fucking lucky during this nor’easter. Seems to be going around us 060
Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Anyone else’s baseline anxiety like a 3 or 4 out of 10 these days???? 210
Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 25/09/2026When getting two windows replaced in your house means let’s rearrange the whole bitch! 130
Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 23/09/2026A very small part of me is worried my sister married one of those guys that is seemingly so perfect and they have the best life and one day he kills the entire family, kids and all for no reason whatsoever 460
Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 22/09/2026First day of fall. Got my flannel on and Kurt Vile in between the ears. It’s crispy out and I’m in heaven. 🍂 360
Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The goddamn jetsstatic.klipy.comBigdaddy: The Goddamn Jets MemeALT: Bigdaddy: The Goddamn Jets Meme 030
Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 16/09/2026What’s currently happening with the Detroit Red Wings brings me deep deep pain 110
Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I can’t post this because it’s so long but here are all the things wrong with my car. Can’t wait to upgrade tomorrow 4100
Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Last day with my pos car. Hitting all the bumps on purpose today 040
Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Here we go Jets!!!!! Come on boys!!! This is the year 😆😆😆 111
Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Turns out you’re supposed to hang on to that piece of paper called a title to your car. 380
Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Not really sure why but I want this iphone duo. Still rocking an 11 120
Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 10/09/2026When you’re having fried chicken and some of the breading fall off and into your mashed potatoes. Mmmmm…so good 🤤🤤 040
Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Why the heck didn’t they go into Cities after Disease Friday? 000
Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I’m so busy this weekend every year that it’s easy to pretend dicks didn’t happen. Helps ease my fomo 040
Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Deadheads watching Fox News at the gym. A tale as old as time 000
Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Hey look, it’s the first note I ever saw Phish play live. #noob 270
Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 01/09/2026It took me three hours to fold our mountain of a laundry pile. I could’ve driven to Portland Maine in that time. 240
Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Maybe the pulled pork mac and cheese wasn’t a good idea at 1030 am 130
Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Guess I’ll only eat soft serve ice cream for the rest of my life. What hasn’t been recalled at thus point!? 040
Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Gas is so expensive that I only fill my tank up to 1/4. Because if I get into an accident and total my car I’ll be pissed that I spent $100 filling her up 140
Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I can’t even tell you the amount of times I’ve cried listening this book. Petty and the Heartbrakers are my favorite open.spotify.com/show/4DfQqHz...open.spotify.comHeartbreaker: A MemoirMike Campbell, Ari Surdoval · Audiobook 100
Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Might be the ultimate morning song for me open.spotify.com/track/1pPqVr...open.spotify.comGravity Rides EverythingModest Mouse · The Moon & Antarctica · Song · 2000 010
Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Threw my back out. Chillin on the couch like this todaystatic.klipy.comBackiotamy HalfALT: Backiotamy Half 2120
Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I love watching old boomers that have more money than I ever will argue over who owes what on a $30 bill. How about one of you old bags pay for the whole thing and GTFO! 3131