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Matty B

@berman1125.bsky.social
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The grass ain't greener, the wine ain't sweeter, either side of the hill…

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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 21h
I love when on bar rescue they need to make it seem like everything is gross…they will literally take someone’s sauce dripping off a sandwich and make it look like it’s a foodborne illness.
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’ve never really looked at Lana Del Rey before. No wonder she married a crocodile man, she looks batshit crazy
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Indie gods in my book
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is Spotify fucking with anyone else???
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Definitely didn’t have Mayer singing WGTYM on my bingo card
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We got so fucking lucky during this nor’easter. Seems to be going around us
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Anyone else’s baseline anxiety like a 3 or 4 out of 10 these days????
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This was a fun one
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When getting two windows replaced in your house means let’s rearrange the whole bitch!
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A very small part of me is worried my sister married one of those guys that is seemingly so perfect and they have the best life and one day he kills the entire family, kids and all for no reason whatsoever
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
First day of fall. Got my flannel on and Kurt Vile in between the ears. It’s crispy out and I’m in heaven. 🍂
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The goddamn jets
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Bigdaddy: The Goddamn Jets Meme
ALT: Bigdaddy: The Goddamn Jets Meme
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
ADHD!
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What’s currently happening with the Detroit Red Wings brings me deep deep pain
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Pretty fitting first song in the new whip
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Howww did this song make it to stage?
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
How good of a movie is Armageddon? What a rewatch!!
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I’m still rocking IOS 18
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I can’t post this because it’s so long but here are all the things wrong with my car. Can’t wait to upgrade tomorrow
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Last day with my pos car. Hitting all the bumps on purpose today
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Here we go Jets!!!!! Come on boys!!! This is the year 😆😆😆
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Can’t wait to see gas hit $6. I’m so excited!!!
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Might be the best song ever written
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Turns out you’re supposed to hang on to that piece of paper called a title to your car.
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Not really sure why but I want this iphone duo. Still rocking an 11
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
When you’re having fried chicken and some of the breading fall off and into your mashed potatoes. Mmmmm…so good 🤤🤤
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is way more boring than the other football
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Eyes playing at big y is bringing the vibes up
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I would rather kms than do an escape room
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Why the heck didn’t they go into Cities after Disease Friday?
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Was Trey teasing the Beatles during sigma last night
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Come onnnn Chelsea
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Uconn is cooking this afternoon
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I’m so busy this weekend every year that it’s easy to pretend dicks didn’t happen. Helps ease my fomo
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This song is such a banger
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Deadheads watching Fox News at the gym. A tale as old as time
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Hey look, it’s the first note I ever saw Phish play live. #noob
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It took me three hours to fold our mountain of a laundry pile. I could’ve driven to Portland Maine in that time.
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Maybe the pulled pork mac and cheese wasn’t a good idea at 1030 am
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Mayer lookin old af at that show last night
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
These flash flood videos are terrifying
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Guess I’ll only eat soft serve ice cream for the rest of my life. What hasn’t been recalled at thus point!?
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Why Dolly why!? I’m getting hammered
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Come onnnn you Spurs!!!
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Gas is so expensive that I only fill my tank up to 1/4. Because if I get into an accident and total my car I’ll be pissed that I spent $100 filling her up
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I can’t even tell you the amount of times I’ve cried listening this book. Petty and the Heartbrakers are my favorite open.spotify.com/show/4DfQqHz...
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Heartbreaker: A Memoir
Mike Campbell, Ari Surdoval · Audiobook
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Might be the ultimate morning song for me open.spotify.com/track/1pPqVr...
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Gravity Rides Everything
Modest Mouse · The Moon & Antarctica · Song · 2000
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Threw my back out. Chillin on the couch like this today
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Backiotamy Half
ALT: Backiotamy Half
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Rosie is back! I’m tuning in
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Matty B @berman1125.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I love watching old boomers that have more money than I ever will argue over who owes what on a $30 bill. How about one of you old bags pay for the whole thing and GTFO!
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