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Craig Winneker @craigwinneker.bsky.social · 19h
I think what might be needed is a sweeping overhaul of the bloc's coming-up-with-names-for-things architecture
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Berlaymonster @berlaymonster.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Imagine how Beijing feels
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Berlaymonster @berlaymonster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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American EU Dude @americaneudude.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
One thing there's no shortage of in the Schuman area is potted plants
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Craig Winneker @craigwinneker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Kind of cool there's no French translation for 'Made in Europe'
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Berlaymonster @berlaymonster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm quite partial to EurActivia, with potential tagline: "A little dose of us in the morning and you're ready to go"
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Berlaymonster @berlaymonster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🚨BM EXCLUSIVE: Short-list of new names for Euractiv European InVoice The Daily Requirement Politiqueaux CLIQB8 Contente EurActivia Name TK E-Suite
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Berlaymonster @berlaymonster.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Starting a speech with "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" is a little bit giving high-school-book-report #SOTEU
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Craig Winneker @craigwinneker.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What we need is a Congress of Conferences on the Future of Europe... Conference... #SOTEU
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Craig Winneker @craigwinneker.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Every time I check out LinkedIn
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Craig Winneker @craigwinneker.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I think 'Culture of Silos' is also the title of the new Muse album
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Berlaymonster @berlaymonster.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Yes it certainly looks like an imbalance
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Berlaymonster @berlaymonster.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
European Parliament Travel Office Reports Increase in Requests for Reservations at 'Dirty Strasbourg Hotel' #fantasyheadlines
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Berlaymonster @berlaymonster.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
EXCLUSIVE: European Commission President Signs Executive Order to Paint Schuman Roundabout Blue “The EU needs its own Reflecting Pool”, says Ursula von der Leyen #fantasyheadlines
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Berlaymonster @berlaymonster.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
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Berlaymonster @berlaymonster.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
'That's somewhat comforting', says parody account
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Berlaymonster @berlaymonster.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
The other option was 'The EU: Never gonna give you up...'
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Berlaymonster @berlaymonster.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
There's a real May-December* vibe in Brussels today *only talking about the weather #IYKYK
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Berlaymonster @berlaymonster.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Hard to believe it would be possible, but this is going to make EU meetings even whiter
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Berlaymonster @berlaymonster.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Not that there’s anything wrong with it!
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Berlaymonster @berlaymonster.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Considering that this story is about the Economic and Social Committee, the headline should probably read "Letters shake mystery EU body"
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Berlaymonster @berlaymonster.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
h/t @eddywax.bsky.social for the transcript, which must have been painful to type
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Berlaymonster @berlaymonster.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
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Berlaymonster @berlaymonster.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
DG TAXUD usually has the best supply of confiscated vodka and cigarettes
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American EU Dude @americaneudude.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
That new White House statue of Christopher Columbus needs some work
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Berlaymonster @berlaymonster.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
"becoming"?
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Berlaymonster @berlaymonster.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
At the end of the day it remains to be seen but only time will tell
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Berlaymonster @berlaymonster.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Zesty?
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Berlaymonster @berlaymonster.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Today's most over-used #EUCO summit modifier will be: make-or-break crucial crisis crunch spicy extraordinary
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Berlaymonster @berlaymonster.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Am I the only one who thinks this seems low? Maybe it's true what they say about the kids today not drinking
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Berlaymonster @berlaymonster.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
NEW BBC COMEDY SERIES PITCH: "Mandy and Andy" It's "Porridge" meets "Yes, Minister"
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Berlaymonster @berlaymonster.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
@accidentalp.bsky.social
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Berlaymonster @berlaymonster.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
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Berlaymonster @berlaymonster.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
EEASia Borillaz Bland Faith Parliament/Flunkadelic #EUSupergroups
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Berlaymonster @berlaymonster.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Yes
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Berlaymonster @berlaymonster.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
UPDATE: the informal gathering of EU leaders at Alden-Biesen Castle has to be finished by 17h30 because there's a wedding party for a couple from Uccle
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Berlaymonster @berlaymonster.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
More likely they will call for another round of canapes
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Berlaymonster @berlaymonster.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
#EUCO: "We need to meet urgently to figure out how to make Europe's economy work for everyone" @eucopresident.consilium.europa.eu: "I know the perfect place"
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Berlaymonster @berlaymonster.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
If you know how to put the word "smart" in front of every policy proposal you'll ace this test
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Berlaymonster @berlaymonster.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
This was first prize in a contest. Second prize was TWO exclusive interviews with Charles Michel
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Berlaymonster @berlaymonster.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
I've just read that the European Commission staff reform process is being run by a High Level Reflection Group
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a man in a suit and sunglasses is standing in a living room next to another man .
ALT: a man in a suit and sunglasses is standing in a living room next to another man .
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Berlaymonster @berlaymonster.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Greek Wins Eurogroup Presidency, Sets Conditions for German Bailout Package #FantasyHeadlines
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Berlaymonster @berlaymonster.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
It's true that Stubb should sue based on that illustration LOL
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Berlaymonster @berlaymonster.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
The new Politico advent calendar is a bit creepy
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Berlaymonster @berlaymonster.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Seems the EEAS investigation is leaving no stone unturned
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Berlaymonster @berlaymonster.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
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Craig Winneker @craigwinneker.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
EEAS-gate doesn't really have much of a ring to it. Some other options: Waterzooi-gate Brugse-gat Edu-gate Diplo-gate Rector-gate ...
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Craig Winneker @craigwinneker.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Well, the omnibus has been delayed, it looks like we'll have to omniwalk again
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Berlaymonster @berlaymonster.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
It's Friday, so we're just going to ignore this court ruling, and this headline
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Berlaymonster @berlaymonster.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Optics & Design strikes again
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