Reposted by BerlaymonsterAmerican EU Dude @americaneudude.bsky.social · 30/09/2026One thing there's no shortage of in the Schuman area is potted plants 162
Reposted by BerlaymonsterCraig Winneker @craigwinneker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Kind of cool there's no French translation for 'Made in Europe' 132
Berlaymonster @berlaymonster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026🚨BM EXCLUSIVE: Short-list of new names for Euractiv European InVoice The Daily Requirement Politiqueaux CLIQB8 Contente EurActivia Name TK E-Suite 131
Reposted by BerlaymonsterCraig Winneker @craigwinneker.bsky.social · 16/09/2026What we need is a Congress of Conferences on the Future of Europe... Conference... #SOTEU 171
Reposted by BerlaymonsterCraig Winneker @craigwinneker.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Every time I check out LinkedIn 3286
Reposted by BerlaymonsterCraig Winneker @craigwinneker.bsky.social · 13/07/2026I think 'Culture of Silos' is also the title of the new Muse album 053
Berlaymonster @berlaymonster.bsky.social · 03/06/2026European Parliament Travel Office Reports Increase in Requests for Reservations at 'Dirty Strasbourg Hotel' #fantasyheadlines 040
Berlaymonster @berlaymonster.bsky.social · 01/06/2026EXCLUSIVE: European Commission President Signs Executive Order to Paint Schuman Roundabout Blue “The EU needs its own Reflecting Pool”, says Ursula von der Leyen #fantasyheadlines 0164
Berlaymonster @berlaymonster.bsky.social · 22/05/2026'That's somewhat comforting', says parody account 062
Berlaymonster @berlaymonster.bsky.social · 19/05/2026The other option was 'The EU: Never gonna give you up...' 160
Berlaymonster @berlaymonster.bsky.social · 13/05/2026There's a real May-December* vibe in Brussels today *only talking about the weather #IYKYK 040
Berlaymonster @berlaymonster.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Hard to believe it would be possible, but this is going to make EU meetings even whiter 094
Berlaymonster @berlaymonster.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Considering that this story is about the Economic and Social Committee, the headline should probably read "Letters shake mystery EU body" 1141
Reposted by BerlaymonsterAmerican EU Dude @americaneudude.bsky.social · 23/03/2026That new White House statue of Christopher Columbus needs some work 011
Berlaymonster @berlaymonster.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Today's most over-used #EUCO summit modifier will be: make-or-break crucial crisis crunch spicy extraordinary 163
Berlaymonster @berlaymonster.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Am I the only one who thinks this seems low? Maybe it's true what they say about the kids today not drinking 241
Berlaymonster @berlaymonster.bsky.social · 24/02/2026NEW BBC COMEDY SERIES PITCH: "Mandy and Andy" It's "Porridge" meets "Yes, Minister" 150
Berlaymonster @berlaymonster.bsky.social · 12/02/2026#EUCO: "We need to meet urgently to figure out how to make Europe's economy work for everyone" @eucopresident.consilium.europa.eu: "I know the perfect place" 2175
Berlaymonster @berlaymonster.bsky.social · 30/01/2026This was first prize in a contest. Second prize was TWO exclusive interviews with Charles Michel 0143
Berlaymonster @berlaymonster.bsky.social · 17/12/2025I've just read that the European Commission staff reform process is being run by a High Level Reflection Groupmedia.tenor.coma man in a suit and sunglasses is standing in a living room next to another man .ALT: a man in a suit and sunglasses is standing in a living room next to another man . 172
Berlaymonster @berlaymonster.bsky.social · 11/12/2025Greek Wins Eurogroup Presidency, Sets Conditions for German Bailout Package #FantasyHeadlines 1172
Berlaymonster @berlaymonster.bsky.social · 10/12/2025The new Politico advent calendar is a bit creepy 2130
Berlaymonster @berlaymonster.bsky.social · 04/12/2025Seems the EEAS investigation is leaving no stone unturned 1195
Reposted by BerlaymonsterCraig Winneker @craigwinneker.bsky.social · 03/12/2025EEAS-gate doesn't really have much of a ring to it. Some other options: Waterzooi-gate Brugse-gat Edu-gate Diplo-gate Rector-gate ... 141
Reposted by BerlaymonsterCraig Winneker @craigwinneker.bsky.social · 02/12/2025Well, the omnibus has been delayed, it looks like we'll have to omniwalk again 081
Berlaymonster @berlaymonster.bsky.social · 14/11/2025It's Friday, so we're just going to ignore this court ruling, and this headline 074
Berlaymonster @berlaymonster.bsky.social · 26/09/2025REMINDER: It’s influencer season again so don’t forget to get your ‘flu shots We need to prevent a full-on influencer epidemic 292
Berlaymonster @berlaymonster.bsky.social · 08/09/2025Brussels archaeological dig reveals ancient EU intranet tubes 1337
Reposted by BerlaymonsterCraig Winneker @craigwinneker.bsky.social · 08/09/2025The absolute State of the European Union! Never mind the Strasbourg stemwinders; the real #SOTEU spectacular is on 8 November in Brussels: it's the annual Press Revue, aka #NerdPromEU, back again for another unforgettable night of comedy and music Reserve your tickets here: bit.ly/4lQKVh8 042
Berlaymonster @berlaymonster.bsky.social · 05/09/2025Nice scoop for a Friday: an interview with the chair of the "Parliamentary Intergroup on Wine and Spirits" 130
Berlaymonster @berlaymonster.bsky.social · 09/07/2025It's Fun Trademarks Day at the EU Court of Justice 112
Berlaymonster @berlaymonster.bsky.social · 09/07/2025I see the ECR group has stolen my mission statement 080
Berlaymonster @berlaymonster.bsky.social · 07/07/2025Americans: “You Europeans are always on vacation” Also Americans: 1124
Berlaymonster @berlaymonster.bsky.social · 27/06/2025Not sure about this new advertising campaign aimed at MEPs 1172
Berlaymonster @berlaymonster.bsky.social · 19/05/2025The gentleman doth project too much, methinks (h/t @eddywax.bsky.social in @euractiv.com: www.euractiv.com/section/poli...) 051
Berlaymonster @berlaymonster.bsky.social · 14/05/2025Would now be a good time remind everyone that we published VdL's #Pfizergate texts more than three years ago? www.berlaymonster.com/post/leaked-... 041
Berlaymonster @berlaymonster.bsky.social · 12/05/2025I mean, as a new EU slogan, this kind of slaps Put it on one of those Berlaymont banners 1184
