Reposted by Nicole HartigThe Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef… 66129172820
Nicole Hartig @berddad.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Our scientific institutions are the main reason the U.S. has any hope of being long-term, globally relevant, rather than a failed experiment. For the future of our country in a global economy, and so much else that doesn't fit into character limits, this takeover must not be allowed. 0110
Nicole Hartig @berddad.bsky.social · 02/07/2026While the first reply here is valid, I took "fighting" to be an adjective not a verb. 1110
Nicole Hartig @berddad.bsky.social · 28/06/2026It's a pervasive problem that needs to be named at every opportunity. Not just to put blame where blame belongs, but to dispel the myth that the mngmt level is there and necessary because they inherently make good business decisions. 010
Nicole Hartig @berddad.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Statements like this kill me. Corporations don't make collective decisions resulting in actions. All of Ford did not adopt AI, some set of execs/mngrs, clearly (here as with other cases of higher up decision failure) with no working knowledge of the actual production process, adopted AI. 120
Nicole Hartig @berddad.bsky.social · 16/06/2026It feels either lazy or intentional to not include a simple paragraph listing similar tech/efforts. 010
Nicole Hartig @berddad.bsky.social · 16/06/2026It's extra ridiculous on the guardian's part, seeing as they themselves did a piece 4 years ago profiling various tech, with Mr. Trash Wheel as the main: www.theguardian.com/environment/... 110
Nicole Hartig @berddad.bsky.social · 12/06/2026And it's a fine endeavor, sure, but why does his version of the system cost 2x as much to make and 3x as much to run for the same results? If the goal was purely cleaning up, they'd be using investor money more wisely, as other systems have shown possible. 110
Nicole Hartig @berddad.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Nah, he founded Ocean Cleanup when he was 19, and the interceptor, a later focus, was revealed when he was 25, 5 yrs after the Trash Wheel had been doing what this system does for far cheaper and 11 years after the tech had been developed, reported on and known about in relevant env circles. 120
Nicole Hartig @berddad.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Exactly. John Kellett launched his pilot trash wheel in 2008, and official Mr. Trash Wheel debuted in 2014, announcing 1M lbs of trash collected by Sep 2016 010
Nicole Hartig @berddad.bsky.social · 12/06/2026And way cheaper to manufacture (1/2)+maintain (1/3) 120
Nicole Hartig @berddad.bsky.social · 12/06/2026#Baltimore does everything better. Slat still claims he "invented" this tech, which costs >2x as much to manufacturer and 3x as much to maintain as Mr. Trash Wheel, who made his debut 5 years before the interceptor. Ridiculous that the guardian didn't even put in minimal background research on this. 0112
Nicole Hartig @berddad.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Oh my gosh THANK YOU. Slat pretends he "invented" this kind of system, when Mr. Trash Wheel had been chugging along for years before Slat even had his stupid wonder boy investor reveal. Funny that the guardian didn't even research his claim here. Great reporting lol 230
Nicole Hartig @berddad.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Totally bonkers, I know. 52 years ago, folks loved it! 110
Nicole Hartig @berddad.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Hey, #Baltimore! Today is the LAST day to vote for Baltimore's NEW official city tree! Our current one is the invasive BRADFORD PEAR 😱🫠 Voting ends tonight at midnight! www.treebaltimore.org/official-cit... 2198
Reposted by Nicole HartigCori Bush @coribush.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Catastrophe; that’s what Nakba means. And for Palestinians, this catastrophe has been ongoing for 78 years. Today marks the 78th commemoration of the Nakba. We take today to remember the ethnic cleansing of over 750,000 Palestinians and the destruction of more than 500 towns in Palestine in 1948. 1116056
Reposted by Nicole HartigEmily Atkin @emorwee.bsky.social · 08/04/2026America's oil execs have pocketed $1.4 billion selling stock during the Iran war, the WSJ reports This cash windfall won’t go primarily toward yachts and private jets, but toward political campaigns and lobbying orgs dedicated to blocking climate policy and fueling authoritarianismheated.worldChevron's CEO made $104 million while America bombed IranAmerica's oil executives have pocketed $1.4 billion selling stock during the Iran war, a new investigation shows. 11268185
Nicole Hartig @berddad.bsky.social · 29/03/2026This was their mention buried in their morning newsletter... after stating in yesterday's newsletter there were "thousands of planned events". Only a couple people showed up at each event, max, according to them, so it def doesn't deserve coverage 🙄 010
Nicole Hartig @berddad.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Likely thousands showed up to *just* the Free Speech Miles on York Rd in Towson, MD - supported by a near unbroken stream of drive-by honking 🪿 000
Nicole Hartig @berddad.bsky.social · 29/03/2026According to the #BrokenTimes morning newsletters from yesterday and today, only 1-2 people attended each of the thousands of #NoKings protests. This is intentional false reporting by @nytimes.com to minimize the opposition. 120
Nicole Hartig @berddad.bsky.social · 22/02/2026In case you're looking to feel devastated in new and varied ways! 010
Reposted by Nicole HartigStand Up for Science! @standupforscience.net · 28/01/2026Get in, dorks. We're ready for round two. RALLY TO TAKE BACK SCIENCE! 🔬🧪✊ March 7th, 2026 in Washington, DC Learn more at www.standupforscience.net/ma... (link in our bio.) 17520253
Reposted by Nicole HartigStand Up for Science! @standupforscience.net · 16/02/2026WE NEED YOU! Come fight for science with us on March 7th in Washington D.C.! Visit standupforscience.net/march7 for more info or to host your own/find a rally locally! #standupforscience #science #RemoveRFKJr #ImpeachRFKJr #RFKJr 012046
Reposted by Nicole HartigMatt Heartwood @gentlepotato.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Didn't get it done in time for seasonally appropriate posting. Oh well here's the sketch anyway 052
Nicole Hartig @berddad.bsky.social · 04/02/2026No one could've known, these people have always been otherwise upstanding 020
Reposted by Nicole HartigRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Who in their right mind believes statements from the Department of Homeland Security? Who believes anything Kristi Noem or Stephen Miller or Trump might say about what has just happened in Minneapolis? They no longer have any credibility. That should be clear by now. They lie like they breathe. 28275782172
Reposted by Nicole HartigJonathan Pie @jonathanpienews.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Aw, don’t be mean. Just let him have it. 1428977
Nicole Hartig @berddad.bsky.social · 17/01/2026"They murdered some of us" "But some of you were mean!" 000
Nicole Hartig @berddad.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Really any is too many, but things look like "so many" largely due to bots who immediately begin agreeing with this administration's narratives, paving the way for those "any"s to feel like they're agreeing with a large population of like-minded individuals. 010
Nicole Hartig @berddad.bsky.social · 03/01/2026"For the oil companies..." to continue to profit off a dying industry that's only profitable thanks to tax subsidies from regular Americans who largely prefer cheaper and safer renewables. 010
Nicole Hartig @berddad.bsky.social · 21/12/2025On the 12 days of Solstice, #Baltimore gave to me... 12 mini liquors 11 chewed up straws 10 chip bags 9 fast food wrappers 80 cigarette butts 7 plastic bags 6 coffee cups ✨✨5 bandit signs ✨✨ 4 asbestos tiles 3 pee bottles 2 condoms And a diaper a-swollen with pee!!! 041
Nicole Hartig @berddad.bsky.social · 21/12/2025Because of the color scheme and the content, I was sure this was @theonion.com 030
Nicole Hartig @berddad.bsky.social · 05/12/2025On theme with 2025, the worst things happening to the best people. Please help support these folks now without a job just before the holidays. #Baltimore gofund.me/fd4a6c353gofund.meDonate to Support Micky’s Joint Staff After Devastating Fire, organized by Jeanette DavisMicky’s Joint is a neighborhood staple and gathering spot in the Ham… Jeanette Davis needs your support for Support Micky’s Joint Staff After Devastating Fire 030
Nicole Hartig @berddad.bsky.social · 12/11/2025"Addicted to destroying the environment, sitting on two properties for "extra income" and "vacations", deeply selfish and socially stunted by suburban life, old people couldn't be bothered to get out of the house. They backed Cuomo because he passed the bar of being old and wealthy like them." 020
Nicole Hartig @berddad.bsky.social · 12/11/2025This is the quote the @nytimes.com chose for its morning newsletter to explain @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social's appeal to "young people". Imagine if we talked about "old people" like this... 131
Nicole Hartig @berddad.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Fundraiser is already live, if you'd like to donate before the event! 020
Reposted by Nicole HartigZohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Today is only the beginning. Our time has come, New York. Our time is now.youtube.comToday is only the beginning.YouTube video by Zohran Mamdani for NYC 503213073936
Nicole Hartig @berddad.bsky.social · 03/11/2025Can always count on the @nytimes.com to lead the charge in boogeymaning politicians of principle like @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social 030
Reposted by Nicole HartigAlt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 21/10/2025We’ve received a lot of questions about Trump’s demolition of the White House East Wing. Here’s how the process is supposed to work: 1302192978
Nicole Hartig @berddad.bsky.social · 19/10/2025One of our signs for #NoKings Towson, MD yesterday. Excellent organizing, @indivisiblebaltoco.bsky.social ✊ 010
Nicole Hartig @berddad.bsky.social · 08/10/2025It's pending. We'll see what some naïve human paid for it... 000
Nicole Hartig @berddad.bsky.social · 10/09/2025This must be AI, no real artist would create a centaur without luscious, flowing hair 000
Nicole Hartig @berddad.bsky.social · 27/08/2025For only 100k more you can have to do a not quite total gut, and live in a nicer area! www.zillow.com/homedetails/...zillow.com10958 Swansfield Rd, Columbia, MD 21044 | MLS #MDHW2057820 | ZillowThis 3480 square feet Single Family home has 3 bedrooms and 3 bathrooms. It is located at 10958 Swansfield Rd, Columbia, MD. 000
Nicole Hartig @berddad.bsky.social · 26/08/2025The state of the housing market in Maryland www.zillow.com/homedetails/...zillow.com 200
Reposted by Nicole HartigCongresswoman Pramila Jayapal @jayapal.house.gov · 09/08/2025ICYMI: Trump is shutting down IRS Direct File, a popular program that allowed Americans to do their taxes for free. Yet another example of Trump screwing over working people. 1328989