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Benze @benzethegator.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Is anyone else getting a massive influx of spam accounts messaging them on telegram? i’m sometimes getting two or three a day one even tried to call me the other night.

Spam account on Telegram attempting to message me pretending to be a human

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Benze @benzethegator.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I love the Lunar games and I picked up the collection so I could play the first one again I haven’t played the second one and I’m still upset that this fantastic line is so close to the beginning of the first game. The characters want a “dragon diamond”

Large white dragon, staring at the player characters “Don't you know they're made from my sh...”

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Benze @benzethegator.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I am not usually one into sneaker brands and shit, but I bought myself a new pair of shoes at Ross because they were cheap and they fit. I looked them up later and they are apparently at round a $250 pair of shoes. Probably cheap because they’re a little bit dirty on the nose. No clue.

A pair of large snake skin like materialshoes

Screenshot showing a pair of snake scan like material shoes for $255 on a union store. I guess it’s called. I don’t know I can’t read.

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Benze @benzethegator.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I finally got to see Transformers the movie on a big screen

Roses of chairs in front of the screen inside a movie theater

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Benze @benzethegator.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I got a letter from the irs. After my initial pants shitting worry I read it and it’s something about a federal match on a retirement account I don’t have because I’ll be lucky to make it to 50 much less retirement age.

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Benze @benzethegator.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

One of my favorite moments hanging out with @cutesylvania.bsky.social was sitting in a bar eating Taco Bell and taking turns on a tabletop Frogger unit after dealing with the migration from a UTK vs Alabama football game starting. We saw some weird shit that evening

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Benze @benzethegator.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

So far, I am really enjoying control resonant from what I’ve seen Sam Lake had nothing to do with it, but it’s in good hands because it’s weird as fuck.

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Benze @benzethegator.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I just hope there is more random shit like this in Control Resonant. youtu.be/hmG80jZ0MFw?...

youtu.be

Dr. Casper Darling - Dynamite (High Quality)

YouTube video by Димитър Буков

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Benze @benzethegator.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Ma’am, I’m sorting laundry and you aren’t helping.

Black cat laying in a white hamper full of clothes

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Benze @benzethegator.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

@pixelthegnome.bsky.social man I don’t know who moved into the neighborhood, but their mushrooms looking pretty rundown

a large mushroom, standing beside a large shed

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Benze @benzethegator.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Such a goddamn good game. For the first game in the Onimusha series after 20 years they knocked it out of the park.

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Benze @benzethegator.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

They have both been home all day doing absolutely nothing. However I get chewed out because we didn’t take her car to the shop. I was at work. They were both off.

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Benze @benzethegator.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I kind of feel this. My brain is a mishmash of ideas that sound really cool to me in my head, but when I start to put them to words on a paper, they become the dumbest shit ever and I never think about them again.

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Benze @benzethegator.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I just had to raise prices at my station. I didn’t want to and some of the first people to complain said that they’re only raising prices to get the orange out of office, nothing about the orange having had anything to do with the prices rising.

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Benze @benzethegator.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Day went from ok to shit to ok again.

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Benze @benzethegator.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

My poor Sony Bravia lasted at least a good 18 to 20 years and finally bit the dust. I’ll miss it greatly.

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Benze @benzethegator.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I ask myself the same thing every day

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Benze @benzethegator.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Still surprised how well Elden Ring is running on the switch 2. I’m still terrible at the game tho.

A Nintendo Switch 2 with Elden Ring on the display.

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Benze @benzethegator.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I need to finally play Metroid Dread.

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Benze @benzethegator.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Honestly wish they worked on me like that.

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Benze @benzethegator.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Found one on marketplace for $50 and it came witch a carrying case for the switch 2. Works great and compared to the $118 it’s going for on the website I ain’t complaining

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Benze @benzethegator.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I’m gonna buy one of these things because I truly despise the joy cons on my switch 2.

A joycon controller replacement for the Nintendo switch two

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Benze @benzethegator.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

My favorite screenshot of the original version of NicolasKwehge having a face/off with John Travolta. I want to think ps3 version?

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Benze @benzethegator.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

The new Onimusha game is just superb.

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Benze @benzethegator.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Brief relaxation before getting murdered by the birds outside of this room.

A man wearing robes sitting in front of a fire

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Benze @benzethegator.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I love the message humor in Souls games.

Character standing in a cave beside a pointy stone piece.

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Benze @benzethegator.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Acquired my fancy stick (Meteorite Staff) I’m going to use for the next 75% of the game until I find a better one. I have to map out where all of my things are for my build I had on Xbox

A middle-aged office worker holding a fancy stick in front of what looks to be a ruined building

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Benze @benzethegator.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

The only thing I wish they would do is Capcom put their games on cartridge for the switch 2 (and not a GKC) because that’s what I’ve been playing on and I have thought about picking up a PS5 copy just for funsies.

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Benze @benzethegator.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

This game is worth it. I honestly wish the Mega Man skin had been based off his artwork from the original game cover. that would have made me laugh.

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Benze @benzethegator.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Seeing Elden Ring content again on my algorithm is lovely.

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Benze @benzethegator.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Kevin is on vacation again. He’s pretty sure his boss followed him. On switch 2 if you see a character named Kevin from HR summonable that’s me.

A balding middle aged office worker on vacation in the lands between

A middle aged office worker hiding from his boss clad in golden armor while waiting to clock out

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Benze @benzethegator.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

If I have to buy a new to me vehicle again I’m gonna buy a fuckin hearse. As predicted my family do not like this idea.

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Benze @benzethegator.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I don’t feel sick, but my voice is starting to go out which is perfectly fine because I hate my voice and do not like talking to people.

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Benze @benzethegator.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

It was five years ago today I could’ve won a whole bonless pork lion.

ENTÉR TO WIN:
WHOLE BONLESS PORK LION
10 LB BAG OF POTATOES
$ 10.00 GIFT CARD
DRAWING: WILL BE SEPTEMBER 18TH

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Benze @benzethegator.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I really want to know who owns that last device showing up because that is nothing I own and I’m the only person that uses Bluetooth anything

Bluetooth
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Bluetooth
This iPhone is discoverable as "Benze's iPhone" while
Bluetooth Settings is open.
My Devices
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Connected
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Not Connected
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Big Ole Bitch
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Meredith McClaren @iniquitousfish.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Okay. Here's the deal. We have lost... pretty much the unanimous moral foundation of our nation. The imperative now. The only way forward. Is to be the kind of person Dolly would have been proud of.

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Benze @benzethegator.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Every time I sign in to Ferzu I see something that makes me question why I still keep a profile there.

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Benze @benzethegator.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Sorely tempted to try and get Elden Ring in the switch 2 at some point after it comes out.

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Benze @benzethegator.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Gonna try to hide from social media for the weekend. Hope everyone at either con ha fun.

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Benze @benzethegator.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

I have struck gold at Goodwill

Hand holding a DVD with a picture of a thumb with a face for a movie called the Blair thumb

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Benze @benzethegator.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

May Gaben bless my delivery to be on time and not stolen.

08/17/2026 8:51 AM
Out for Delivery
Out For Delivery Today
Cleveland, TN, US

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Benze @benzethegator.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

How hard would it bee to fashion fursuit glasses out of sculpting wire and acrylic for lenses.

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Benze @benzethegator.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Got messaged on there by someone who is supposedly just a couple miles away from where I work and when I said I wasn’t into hookups their interest in me crashed like the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs

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