iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Ben Zelevansky @benzelevansky.com · 6h

The eternal struggle: make progress on any one of three projects that I’m legitimately excited about or go over to the other site and scroll through what the world’s loudest dumbest most toxic bigots have to say about women’s basketball

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Ben Zelevansky @benzelevansky.com · 15h

We used to be a proper technocracy

An old BlackBerry cell phone with physical keyboard

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Ben Zelevansky @benzelevansky.com · 15h

For efficiency and accuracy in communication, we still have yet to surpass the Blackberry keyboard

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Ben Zelevansky @benzelevansky.com · 28/09/2026

That’s the weirdest washing machine I’ve ever seen

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Ben Zelevansky @benzelevansky.com · 27/09/2026

Jackie Young dogging Kelsey Mitchell’s every step. CC giving Stephanie Talbot a full five feet of space in the corner.

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Welp Ok: Man's Funny Reaction

ALT: Welp Ok: Man's Funny Reaction

Ben Zelevansky @benzelevansky.com · 26/09/2026

Jack Nicholson falling into a bubbling vat of scalding hot pomodoro and emerging as a supervillain?

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Ben Zelevansky @benzelevansky.com · 25/09/2026

So you’re just dismissing the vewy vewy sewious pwobwem of iwegal immigwation?

Ben Zelevansky @benzelevansky.com · 25/09/2026

WHY DON’T I HAVE TEN MILLION DOLLARS 🤞🏻🤞🏻

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Ben Zelevansky @benzelevansky.com · 25/09/2026

Why does Lynne Roberts still have a job

Sure, gas may be $38 a gallon but at least it’s safer to consume than beef

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“Those are 14 words I’ve not heard in a long time…a long time”

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Mulling over a new story for Deathbed about a terrifying shadow dimension populated by all the people who send the automatic “Hi, is this available?” message on Facebook Marketplace then immediately vanish forever

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Probably, as Bluesky users are famously reserved and non-pedantic

Ben Zelevansky @benzelevansky.com · 23/09/2026

Bookending the season in front of the home crowd with two of the best games I’ve seen this year.

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Ben Zelevansky @benzelevansky.com · 23/09/2026

Absolutely insane game from the Portland Fire. Key players injured, nothing whatsoever on the line, and they are going all out to put away the #2 team in the league.

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Ben Zelevansky @benzelevansky.com · 23/09/2026

I’m sick and tired of doing the Wordle every day, but there’s simply no way around it. Could AI be right for me?

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Ben Zelevansky @benzelevansky.com · 19/09/2026

They should have a “Previously on…” but for books. How the hell am I supposed to remember who Reggie is

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Ben Zelevansky @benzelevansky.com · 19/09/2026

Why don’t you check out some American Movie Classics like six different Walking Dead variants

Ben Zelevansky @benzelevansky.com · 18/09/2026

Let’s get that candy dish a little closer to camera, really want to make sure we get a huge blurry blob to dwarf the subject’s head on this one

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Ben Zelevansky @benzelevansky.com · 15/09/2026

Congrats to the amazing Widow’s Bay and hey speaking of horror/comedy subscribe.deathbedwriting.com

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Deathbed

Horror Stories by Comedy Writers

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Ben Zelevansky @benzelevansky.com · 15/09/2026

Undying love and respect for this icon and his monkey-strong bowels

Ben Zelevansky @benzelevansky.com · 15/09/2026

When he thanked his co-stars, I’m going to assume he meant all of them ever, in everything

Me on the set of Idiotsitter with the king Stephen Root

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I will also say that a lifetime of playing head, shoulders and torso better than her competition has done Caitlin Clark’s mindset no favors at the professional level

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I’ve noted an interesting phenomenon wherein I seem to appreciate Breanna Stewart’s game way more when she’s not playing against my team

Also inspired a fuckin great R.E.M. song

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