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@benwhite5.bsky.social
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Cycling | Pretty views | One-eyed cat wrangler

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Ben @benwhite5.bsky.social · 2h
Dark, but good.
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Ben @benwhite5.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
😂 I always read these picturing the events in my head. I do love Henry's writing.
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Ben @benwhite5.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Can't tell if genuine or satire. Both are believable.
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Ben @benwhite5.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Chocolate chiffon and ganache cake. Probably the best thing I've baked in a very long time, in celebration of #GBBO.
Two very chocolatey cakes, the one in the foreground glistening with bad-for-you ganache topping.
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Ben @benwhite5.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you're laughing at powerful people who are hurting.... I'd generally call that justified.
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Ben @benwhite5.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sun dog. #Margate
An image of a sun dog over Margate.
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Ben @benwhite5.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Every so often I shock myself with competence. Gave my old, battered gravel bike a new lease of life with a new drivetrain and other bits. V happy that I spent the money on components rather than flogging or binning it.
A blue giant revolt gravel bicycle resting against railings. In the background is Seasalter beach in Kent with Whitstable in the far distance across the bay.
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Ben @benwhite5.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
There's a lot of crap going on in the world. But the Great British Bake Off is back on which is a tiny bit of relief. #GBBO
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Ben @benwhite5.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Dick by name...
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Ben @benwhite5.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If you'd thought about this you'd have brewed a trappristry beer but here we are.
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Ben @benwhite5.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I dunno, some of them skipped leg day. More like shin feign.
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Ben @benwhite5.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Evening stroll and some beautiful skies here in #Faversham as the town begins to liven up for the #HopFestival.
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Ben @benwhite5.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Not folky or celebratory of Faversham and its environs enough anymore for my tastes. It's lost its soul and is now just a drinking festival for people who've come down on the train 😕
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Ben @benwhite5.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Incredibly depressing to see the chart stream completely dry - the first time I've seen it in this state. We're really reaping what we've sewn with this hot, dry, unprecedented summer which is clearly driven by climate change.
A stream in Faversham which has dried upOne of the outlets that feeds the stream from where it flows from the north downs which is totally dry.
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Ben @benwhite5.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Absolute nightmare trying to find a working charger on the Isle of Wight today. The payoff is you can't do this with your average petrol car...
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Ben @benwhite5.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I suspect his supporters will still struggle with this one.
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Ben @benwhite5.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I don't think I'll ever tire of this view. #IsleOfWight
A clifftop view of sandown bay on the Isle of Wight. In the distance is the white chalk cliff at culver, to the left is sandown town and pier, and in the foreground is the sea.
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Ben @benwhite5.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Reason #4,711 why I love bikes: what other form of transport can take you 65 miles across counties, powered by nothing more than sugar puffs, coffee, last night's pizza, and a flapjack?
A yellow bike with bags front and rear set against a park on eastbourne seafront. The sea and pier are in the background
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Ben @benwhite5.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Seaside views don't get more quintessential than this! Well, perhaps if it was raining, which it probably will be in the next hour. #Eastbourne
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Ben @benwhite5.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Looks intolerable.
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Ben @benwhite5.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Beautifully written. It's just awful you've had to write it.
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Ben @benwhite5.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Massive misuse of the govt alert system. Wildfires are terrible, but they're all over the media. The alert should be saved for war, terror attacks, and things that are putting the whole population in imminent danger.
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Ben @benwhite5.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The people of Clacton: turkeys who enjoyed Christmas so much the first time around, they voted for it again 🦃
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Ben @benwhite5.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Sounds like owning a Pug.
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Ben @benwhite5.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I've little experience, but doesn't that decide if you're a cunt or not?
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Ben @benwhite5.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Post more on here, Chris. It's not that it's a more perceptive audience; it's that it's where the reasonable people have gone to. With the subtext that I have two Boardman bikes and of the four bikes I own, they're both in my 'I wouldn't sell' category.
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Ben @benwhite5.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I thought about that having been there last Sunday for 4am breakfast. Depressing.
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Ben @benwhite5.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Free VPN trial and SBS Australia coverage. Balls to paying TNT a penny.
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Ben @benwhite5.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
London to Dunwich overnight: done. The Dunwich Dynamo was quite an experience! Loved it. #DunwichDynamo #DunRun
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Ben @benwhite5.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Filling out legal forms 'helped' by Tom the cat. #caturday
A selfie of me (39 year old, slightly haggard white man) with a one eyed tabby and white cat called tom. I'm trying to fill out forms and the picture shows him helpfully gnawing the end of my pen. He has a look of madness in his remaining eye, hinting as his dedication to this act of low-level anarchy.
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Ben @benwhite5.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
At least we now can't lose to Spain in the final 🤷
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Ben @benwhite5.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Report to the police. That's thoroughly illegal.
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Ben @benwhite5.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Very much enjoyed the drive down to Portsmouth for the ferry to the island. EVs really are the way forward - when cycling and public transport is impractical... #Renault4 #EV
A blue Renault 4 etech parked on Southsea promenade. The sea and isle of wight are in the background. A view over the Solent with one of the Nepolionic forts in the foreground and isle of wight in the background.
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Ben @benwhite5.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Addendum: up to 28% of the fried breakfast was turned into forward motion. The rest was used as body fuel and waste heat.
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Ben @benwhite5.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Stats to back up that lightbulb claim. 96w average - and I'm a heavy guy riding a heavily laden bike. The efficiency of cycling is genuinely mind boggling, and in this case the fuel was fried breakfast.
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Ben @benwhite5.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Back after an overnight bikepacking trip. Reasons #7,563 and #7,564 why bikes are great: we each carried an entire camping setup on our bikes with ease, and, I travelled almost 37 miles at over 11mph using less energy than an old incandescent lightbulb. #cycling #bikes #CoolBikes
An orange bike leaning against a sign with a bike on it. Four tents set up on a campsite with three men in frame. Two are waving at the cameraThree distant people on bikes riding through a narrow path in a corn fieldMe (Ben) taking a selfie while I cycle. To the right is the beach and sea, and my friend Chris on his bike. To the left is my partner, Kerry on her bike, and a bank of grass.
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Ben @benwhite5.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Beautiful evening skies in Faversham.
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Ben @benwhite5.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Lovely gravel ride this morning, almost 40 miles of near solitude and lovely views. #cycling #kent #Canterbury #Whitstable #Swale
A long distance photo with ferns in the foreground, trees in the middle distance, and the spire of Canterbury cathedral in the far distance. This is taken from a place on the pilgrim's way where for centuries pilgrims would get their first view of their destination.Beach huts in a row with the sea behind them and the isle of sheppey in the far distance. A Thames barge under full sail on the swale estuary. In the background can be seen the green fields of the isle of sheppey and rising above the hills, the blades of wind turbines.
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Ben @benwhite5.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Pair of cunts.
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Ben @benwhite5.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Growth is finite and the capitalist economy dictates it. GCSE Geography teaches you about Kondratiev cycles. The benefits of not driving a car are outside of this. Wes Streeting is a moron, who, in photographs, always cuts the figure of someone whose arse smelled worse than the fart he imagined.
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Ben @benwhite5.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Burnham and Boardman... Has a ring to it.
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Ben @benwhite5.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Underrated comment 👏😅
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Ben @benwhite5.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
My commute either takes a similar time to driving (I assume - never done it), or much longer because I've gone one of the almost infinite wiggly routes between work and home. I wish more people realised the freedom and joy that cycling brings.
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Ben @benwhite5.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I'm not sure what the point of your comment is then, other than appearing to be annoyed that person whose job it is to side with active travel does job 🤷
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Ben @benwhite5.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Being biased towards active travel is his literal job.
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Ben @benwhite5.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Mild but with a nice breeze here in Seasalter.
A view looking over the sea with Whitstable town in the distance. The sky is blue and some people are swimming in the foreground.A view from Seasalter in Kent towards the Isle of sheppey. Blue skies and seas are visible with people paddle boarding in the foreground.
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Ben @benwhite5.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Read my post again. It reads like the car injured them. It didn't. They injured themselves by crashing their car. It's bad English.
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Ben @benwhite5.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
The driver wasn't injured after a car flipped on its side. The driver flipped the car on its side and got injured. It was through their own ineptitude, not an aggressive action by a vehicle.
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Ben @benwhite5.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Sunrise bike ride.
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Ben @benwhite5.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Yeah enjoyed watching a non European, genocidal state, come second. Good times. Well done everyone. Brilliant stuff
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