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Fractionalized Monkey Jpegs @bennihana70.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You really can’t afford to have the officials make such a horrible DPI call in that spot. #nflofficiating
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Social Media Lab @socialmedialab.ca · 26/09/2026
Here's the official "Musk" trailer. youtu.be/eY_8SyndC10?...
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Musk | Official Trailer | Bleecker Street
YouTube video by Musk
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Fractionalized Monkey Jpegs @bennihana70.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Carson Benge looks like a nice player? How many years of team control do the @mets.com have before they refuse to pay him?
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Fractionalized Monkey Jpegs @bennihana70.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Listening to the announcers talk about the Michigan game like it wasn’t a total screw job makes me want to throw up.
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Fractionalized Monkey Jpegs @bennihana70.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I love late August. The time of year where people post pictures of balls and strikes from Little League games and rail on the volunteer umpires!
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Fractionalized Monkey Jpegs @bennihana70.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
@durbin.senate.gov don’t tarnish your legacy by confirming Todd Blanche
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Democracy Docket @democracydocket.com · 07/07/2026
‼️ Republicans often claim that noncitizens vote in U.S. elections at a level that warrants showing proof of citizenship to vote. But these requirements do not just keep noncitizens from voting – they also disenfranchise eligible voters. bit.ly/3QThpxZ
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Fractionalized Monkey Jpegs @bennihana70.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
At this point, #Yankees catcher Austin Wells is an utter liability. He can’t hit, and since his headaches has added incompetent defense to his repertoire.
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Fractionalized Monkey Jpegs @bennihana70.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I just went 82-0, think you can go 82-0? www.82-0.com/share?id=kC0...
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82-0
Build the ultimate NBA all-time team and see if you can go 82-0
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Fractionalized Monkey Jpegs @bennihana70.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
@sarajacobs.house.gov thank you for asking about the clown shoes!
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Fractionalized Monkey Jpegs @bennihana70.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
If I’m not interested in world cup soccer, does that make me anti-fifa?
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 13/03/2026
going to your coworker's kid's soccer game is a level of nice that's almost clinically insane
Westbrook is also beloved by NBA staffs.
According to Jenkins' SI profile, Westbrook would attend hockey games, soccer matches and piano recitals of Thunder staffers' children. Every year he would send a pair of Air Jordans and a Jordan-brand sweat suit to each employee.
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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 08/10/2023
Top Ten James Bond one-liners #10 Thunderball (1965) - James Bond wastes no time delivering his trademark wit after neatly dispatching a sneaking henchman with a speargun on the beach: “Get fucked, fucker.”
James Bond on beach aiming a speargun offscreen
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Fractionalized Monkey Jpegs @bennihana70.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
We’re at my favorite part of “A Christmas Carol” where the Ghost of Christmas Present opens his robe to reveal the children, “Ignorance and Want”, and I can remember my dad referring to them as “Reagan’s Children.”
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Fractionalized Monkey Jpegs @bennihana70.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
“Ohtani pitched six innings of two-hit baseball striking out 10 AND hit three jacks in the same playoff game.” Average baseball fan: “Damn, that’s a great game!” BlueSky Ohtani stans: “That’s why Babe Ruth sucks!”
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Fractionalized Monkey Jpegs @bennihana70.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Hello Governor. Lube job while you wait?
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Fractionalized Monkey Jpegs @bennihana70.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Game load screen for Avalon Hill’s Super Bowl Sunday.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 03/09/2025
it's got to be kind of a trip to be one of the 700 or so best people in the world at your profession, probably the best of anyone you knew growing up and into college, the elite among the elite at your calling, and then watch this guy outperform you, like, exponentially better than you ever could
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Fractionalized Monkey Jpegs @bennihana70.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
“For the next few months it’s my job to earn your vote. After that you can fuck all the way off, pal!”
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Eric Champnella @echamp.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Trump Mobile ad leaked...
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Fractionalized Monkey Jpegs @bennihana70.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
I don’t think I’ve seen a team in any sport get every call the way the Florida Panthers do! #nhl #hockey
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Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Cops-- pathetic. Fuck off. www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/youre-a-bu...
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You're a Bunch of Cowards!
We're all laughing at you.
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Fractionalized Monkey Jpegs @bennihana70.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
“You can’t boycott us if we stock crap you’d never buy, regardless.”
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Fractionalized Monkey Jpegs @bennihana70.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Goodbye BlueSky I made the mistake of starting a video and now when I open BS, it plays the sound in the background and I can’t turn it off. I’m gone until this is fixed.
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Fractionalized Monkey Jpegs @bennihana70.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Never pee against the wind
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Fractionalized Monkey Jpegs @bennihana70.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
I can’t be the only one humming “We’re An American Band” right now and substituting papal-related lyrics.
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Fractionalized Monkey Jpegs @bennihana70.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
The Conclave elected a US Pope, no doubt hoping for preferential tariff treatment.
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Fractionalized Monkey Jpegs @bennihana70.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Customer Service Pro Tip: If you’re reaching out to a customer about negative feedback, addressing them as “valued customer” and not by name in your correspondence does NOT make your customer feel valued in any way.
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Fractionalized Monkey Jpegs @bennihana70.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
“No, that’s the Women’s Restroom, you need to go to Track 13.”
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Fractionalized Monkey Jpegs @bennihana70.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
The tote board at Freehold Raceway
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Fractionalized Monkey Jpegs @bennihana70.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
…in the middle of Ar Street.
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WEKU @weku.bsky.social · 16/10/2023
In harness racing, the rider sits in a sulky pulled by a horse, and each race is a mile and features either trotters or pacers.
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Knott County judge-executive calls opening of Kentucky’s third harness race track ‘a historical ...
Cumberland Run, Kentucky’s newest harness racing track – the third in the state -- held its grand opening Sunday, and despite the weather in Corbin, officials say turnout was good.
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Fractionalized Monkey Jpegs @bennihana70.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
www.nytimes.com/2024/11/25/n...
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Ex-Dancer Accuses Shen Yun of Forced Labor and Trafficking in Lawsuit
The former performer, who was recruited to join Shen Yun at age 13, said the prominent dance group coerced children into making money for it.
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Fractionalized Monkey Jpegs @bennihana70.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
@stephen2believein.bsky.social Hopefully this will start some meaningful harness racing content here.
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