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world map discourse is so funny because I thought we all agreed the mercator projection was some racist eurocentric bs after that one tedtalk from 15 years ago

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Ben Jules @benjulesrun.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

*raye voice* baby where the hell is my wallet

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Ben Jules @benjulesrun.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

it's after noon. has anyone checked in on cher, bill clinton, and other 80 year olds

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Ben Jules @benjulesrun.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

well it's rude to kiss and tell (if I'm not posting please assume it's because I'm out there kissing etc)

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Ben Jules @benjulesrun.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

when life gives you lemons, hire someone who knows what to do with lemons and then pay them less than the value they provide you

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Ben Jules @benjulesrun.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

yeah I know about the female experience (I make 30% less than I probably should)

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Ben Jules @benjulesrun.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

still young and skinny enough that the boomers at work encourage me to take an entire donut

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Ben Jules @benjulesrun.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

I like when chocolate is so dark you can really tell it comes from a bean

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Ben Jules @benjulesrun.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

there's a simple solution to the trolley problem but congress is beholden to the people-who-tie-people-to-tracks lobby

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Ben Jules @benjulesrun.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

watching cartoons growing up really made me feel like I would spend more time around priceless faberge eggs

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Ben Jules @benjulesrun.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

how do you think they make whopper jrs

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Ben Jules @benjulesrun.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Me, alive in a place like this: I wouldn't be caught dead in a place like this!

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Ben Jules @benjulesrun.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I don't know why they're chanting messy. I hope they have a good clean game!

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Ben Jules @benjulesrun.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Sully has Alzheimer's. Luckily he's retired like a normal 75 year old and not a congressman or president or something insane like that

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Ben Jules @benjulesrun.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

my vegetables are all canned, frozen, or juiced but my heart goes out to everyone out there spewing

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Ben Jules @benjulesrun.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

antisocial behavior is when your truck is so big it fucks up the spacing between the drive-thru speaker and window

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Ben Jules @benjulesrun.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

one bathroom for cis het fem women who are at least 8/10s and one for normal people

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Ben Jules @benjulesrun.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

I'm entering an endless loop of bitching about my friends to my other friends and I don't like it

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Ben Jules @benjulesrun.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

big William Henry Harrison vibes iykyk

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Ben Jules @benjulesrun.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

I like explaining things because I get to totally understandingmog people

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Ben Jules @benjulesrun.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

we've decided america tastes like berries because those are the easiest flavors to market as red and blue

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Ben Jules @benjulesrun.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

astronaut comes back and insists there are golden rings floating in space and if you fly through three you get an extra life

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Trash @trashxdiscourse.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

I thought I liked camping but it turns out what I really like is doing drugs in the woods.

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Ben Jules @benjulesrun.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

the love shack used to be a little known place, but then they wrote that whole song about it

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Ben Jules @benjulesrun.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

the fourth little pig died of exposure waiting for his concrete foundation to set

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Ben Jules @benjulesrun.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

the first amendment gives us the right to peaceably assemble (jigsaw puzzles, etc)

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Ben Jules @benjulesrun.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

I don't trust anyone who would even want to be a billionaire

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Ben Jules @benjulesrun.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

*trying to impress my boss* I'll have you know I haven't had any exercise or happiness in weeks

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Ben Jules @benjulesrun.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

it's 2026. the pope and the madden curse are in a battle for chicago

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Ben Jules @benjulesrun.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Shortening algorithm to rithm instead of algo

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Ben Jules @benjulesrun.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

weedwhacker? um no thanks I think weed is already plenty whack

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Ben Jules @benjulesrun.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

the thing about approval ratings is I only approve of like 3 people

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Ben Jules @benjulesrun.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

I'll stick with pizza through thick and thin (crust)

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Ben Jules @benjulesrun.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

if I say whoa I might be serious. if I say woah it's definitely sarcastic

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Ben Jules @benjulesrun.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

disappointing god one perforated piece of cardboard at a time

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Ben Jules @benjulesrun.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

I'm always saying stuff like "they actually mythbusted that"

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Ben Jules @benjulesrun.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

blood drive? not without the entire rest of the body

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Ben Jules @benjulesrun.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

guy who says bless you after a sneeze with so much consistency and clarity he might actually believe

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Ben Jules @benjulesrun.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

(does unprecedented crimes) the crimes they're accusing me of are unprecedented

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Ben Jules @benjulesrun.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

if you need hope remember all the annoying commercials that have been phased out

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Ben Jules @benjulesrun.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

im ok with my friends roasting me as long as they're willing to do aftercare

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