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Ben 🥞

@benjimnn.bsky.social
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Has a cat, too many books, a Switch, and a PS5 | 📚🏳️‍🌈👬🐱🎮 | pancake dilf | elderly Millennial | lapsed author | 🌲🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 | almost always SFW

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Ben 🥞 @benjimnn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Warding Off He-man
ALT: Warding Off He-man
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Ben 🥞 @benjimnn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Happy Dragon’s Dogma 2: Dark Arisen Day to all Arisens who get freaky with their Main Pawns
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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
just realized that the opposite of working out is
The front of a Holiday Inn
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Ben 🥞 @benjimnn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
When they take the dicks out of their ears
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Ben 🥞 @benjimnn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
None of them can read, unfortunately
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Ben 🥞 @benjimnn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
When you win I think you should split the money with me
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Ben 🥞 @benjimnn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’ve learned to steer clear of everything they like
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Ben 🥞 @benjimnn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I took that whole week off work 🤭
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Ben 🥞 @benjimnn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I wish someone would give me a minute to strategize. #Survivor
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Ben 🥞 @benjimnn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I love how dumb some of these people are. #Survivor
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Ben 🥞 @benjimnn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don’t know how #Survivor51 finally brought rain to Fiji but I’m enjoying all this classic trenchfoot looking misery
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Ben 🥞 @benjimnn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You also shouldn’t feel guilty for saying no when you’re fully rested 🤭
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Ben 🥞 @benjimnn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
God that jingle is still in my head
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Ben 🥞 @benjimnn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You can always see right through me Jay
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Ben 🥞 @benjimnn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Like bullets from a tommy gun
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Ben 🥞 @benjimnn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I love a hearty bowl of Psyllium Husk Flakes™️ in the morning
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Ben 🥞 @benjimnn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I miss when things were translucent
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Ben 🥞 @benjimnn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Why do cereals think I want 100% daily iron in my breakfast? Don’t they know I would like to be able to p👀p occasionally?
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Ben 🥞 @benjimnn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If there’s a silver lining it’s the inevitable Justice League / Ninja Turtles / Kirk & Spock / 90 Day Fiance and Anderson Cooper crossover season of Survivor
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Ben 🥞 @benjimnn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The hits keep coming
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Ben 🥞 @benjimnn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Basically all media I enjoy is now controlled by one company. Cool cool.
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Ben 🥞 @benjimnn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yes indeed. I checked and you still have to manually type HTML code to make a blog post
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Ben 🥞 @benjimnn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Goodreads adding an option for half and quarter stars? Never thought I’d see the day.
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Ben 🥞 @benjimnn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
… and 6 minutes in, I’m in lust
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Ben 🥞 @benjimnn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Catching up on #Survivor51 and I’m so here for this classic jump off the ship opening
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Ben 🥞 @benjimnn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🤣 I love Amazing Race but that’s funny
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Ben 🥞 @benjimnn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Stream it right now
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Ben 🥞 @benjimnn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mark how dare you
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Ben 🥞 @benjimnn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just realized I forgot Survivor 51 started weeks ago and I have not heard one single person say one single word about it anywhere in any medium 😲
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Ben 🥞 @benjimnn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I have ordered a gray Sharpie. Thanks bloomfs 😘
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Ben 🥞 @benjimnn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Mark I have one ready just for that eventuality
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Ben 🥞 @benjimnn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hmm that’s an idea!
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Ben 🥞 @benjimnn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I always fully bleach myself after spending just a few minutes on bsky. But this shirt came this way, it’s vîntagé
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Ben 🥞 @benjimnn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Any clothes people have advice on how I might disguise this little bleached spot on this shirt?
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Ben 🥞 @benjimnn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My pleasure! 🇮🇹🧛‍♂️❤️‍🔥
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Ben 🥞 @benjimnn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Good haul! I introduced @ctconnors.bsky.social to Savers yesterday 🤗
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Ben 🥞 @benjimnn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Is this about me
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Ben 🥞 @benjimnn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Maybe I should get up
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Ben 🥞 @benjimnn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Nick Jonas Waving Hand and Smiling
ALT: Nick Jonas Waving Hand and Smiling
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Ben 🥞 @benjimnn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nuance died with disco sir
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Ben 🥞 @benjimnn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You’re alive! 😮‍💨😆
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Ben 🥞 @benjimnn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That’s awesome, congrats! And good luck!
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Ben 🥞 @benjimnn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Emotionally preparing myself to watch East of Eden (2026)...
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Ben 🥞 @benjimnn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s a good word
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Ben 🥞 @benjimnn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And a happy Smocktober to artists who don’t like getting paint on their clothes
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Ben 🥞 @benjimnn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy Crocktober to all who enjoy a slow-cooked beef stew
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Ben 🥞 @benjimnn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A new one?? What was wrong with the old one?!
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Ben 🥞 @benjimnn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
High 🙃
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Ben 🥞 @benjimnn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Talarico, I want you to win, but Jesus Christ
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Ben 🥞 @benjimnn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s that time in the election cycle when half the texts I get are from candidates running in states I’ve never set foot in. Love that.
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