Benjani @benjanijohnson.bsky.social · 05/05/2025Don’t want to play for us no more? Off you pop. More interested to see what the reds do to replace him. Do we re-jig the midfield options? 4240
Benjani @benjanijohnson.bsky.social · 28/04/2025Little bit of the bubbly and match of the day. What a few days. As good as we could have ever have dreamt. It won’t get better than yesterday. That Champions roar on 70 was unreal. 0400
Benjani @benjanijohnson.bsky.social · 24/04/2025Not saying I’m going to be emotional on Sunday or that, but I’ve just welled up watching the end of my cousin Vinny, so you know. 2270
Benjani @benjanijohnson.bsky.social · 20/04/2025I would like one of the OG laptop fellas to sit me down and show me what I am watching and why my eyes are telling my brain that we are playing shite as it is like a glitch in the matrix. 130
Benjani @benjanijohnson.bsky.social · 20/04/2025Yes this is probably completely correct. There is something in that sort of expected result / peril / kittens chaos that has warped our brains / my brain 000
Benjani @benjanijohnson.bsky.social · 20/04/2025Liverpool are ultimately really odd to watch. Like I watched that and didn’t think we played well but statistically the chances of us winning were huge based on the actual events of the match. Weirdo’s going to win the league. 4361
Benjani @benjanijohnson.bsky.social · 20/04/2025Would quite like Liverpool to stop fucking messing about 1300
Benjani @benjanijohnson.bsky.social · 12/04/2025Easter Sunday becomes as perilous a day since Jesus was hiding in a cave. Reds win tomorrow, and Ipswich are winning against Arsenal? Are they? Christ. Might have to do a roast on Easter Saturday. The lord has risen early guys. 2250
Benjani @benjanijohnson.bsky.social · 06/04/2025You can’t give shit goals away and expect to get away with it. At least there was some bollocks and some momentum at the end. 0271
Benjani @benjanijohnson.bsky.social · 25/03/2025The positives of never needing to hear the scouser in our team again vastly outweighs him getting off. It’s not even close. I’d shake your hand on him signing for united. 5192
Reposted by BenjaniThe Anfield Wrap @theanfieldwrap.bsky.social · 16/03/2025Hey there you with the sad face, come back to my place and live it up! 151
Benjani @benjanijohnson.bsky.social · 16/03/2025I’ve heard your bus feels sorry for itself and hasn’t got disco lights 1152
Benjani @benjanijohnson.bsky.social · 01/03/2025It’s gone up a notch from mobile home to actual home 100
Benjani @benjanijohnson.bsky.social · 27/02/2025Any super brains want to tell me the likely day of the Leicester game and the likelihood of the reds winning it against them? 320
Benjani @benjanijohnson.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Tomorrow feels like a huge opportunity rather than a diddle. And Wednesday kicking off 45 minutes later than arsenal feels like a something. 3492
Benjani @benjanijohnson.bsky.social · 19/02/2025The reds were great in a difficult away. Can’t account for shite finishing. I think the reds out point arsenal from here on in. That’s all that really matters. 5371
Reposted by BenjaniScott Willis @scott.cannonstats.com · 19/02/2025Aston Villa 2 (0.7)-(2.3) 2 Liverpool This is the third time this season that Liverpool have beaten their opponent by at least 1.5 xG and failed to win in the Premier League 9399
Benjani @benjanijohnson.bsky.social · 16/02/2025My bird has just told me she is going to kill me in cold blood if I carry on like today so that’s good. Something to look forward to. A blessed relief 1351
Benjani @benjanijohnson.bsky.social · 16/02/2025Honest to god. Headache, light of breath, possible heart attack / panic attack. Up the fucking reds. 9 more wins. Ref was a fat wap 2400
Reposted by BenjaniDan Kennett @dankennett.co.uk · 13/02/2025#LFC most points after 24 league games (converting 2 points for a win to 3) 70 2019/20 (Klopp) 62 1987/88 (Dalglish) 61 2018/19 (Klopp) 57 2024/25 ARNE SLOT 57 1978/79 (Paisley) 54 2023/24 (Klopp) 54 2021/22 (Klopp) 54 1990/91 (Dalglish) 53 1982/83 (Paisley) 4347
Benjani @benjanijohnson.bsky.social · 12/02/2025Love Curtis. Hope he has found that big fucking crab in the changies and is still punching his fucking head off. Never seen someone so misplaced in their celebrations. You drew you dopey cunt. 4340
Benjani @benjanijohnson.bsky.social · 12/02/2025I think Newcastle was worse. Same game. I’m increasingly alright with it. 6130
Benjani @benjanijohnson.bsky.social · 12/02/2025County road will currently be like Hamsterdam from the wire. 1250
Benjani @benjanijohnson.bsky.social · 12/02/2025Liverpool need to stop getting dragged into shite. These will be knackered on 70. Move the fucking ball. 0391
Benjani @benjanijohnson.bsky.social · 09/02/2025We brought someone on who I had genuinely never heard of. Never seen his name mentioned before. That sub impacted the whole plan for the game. They had 2 shots. One was a pen. Some first team fringe fellas didn’t play well. It happens. It was a shit game against a shit side. 2273
Benjani @benjanijohnson.bsky.social · 09/02/2025The reaction to half a team of scruffs and half a team of kids getting beat by a penalty is fucking embarrassing. Big spoiled babies. 8686
Benjani @benjanijohnson.bsky.social · 18/01/2025Can’t have been him. Might have been an imposter 😂😂 140
Benjani @benjanijohnson.bsky.social · 18/01/2025That can’t be right? Feels like you have added that up wrong. 510
Benjani @benjanijohnson.bsky.social · 15/01/2025Did anyone see them make Everton great again hats. Good lord. 6202
Benjani @benjanijohnson.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Virgil might currently be volleying Trent and his brothers up and down Breck road. 1513414
Benjani @benjanijohnson.bsky.social · 27/12/2024How does this equate to slaughtering him? I was more interested in how much he had the ball against a team defending the edge of their box not interested in attacking. Would have took him off for a midfielder to have an extra body. 000
Benjani @benjanijohnson.bsky.social · 27/12/2024I just thought he is a waste of time when his role is to step into midfield against a low block who are winning one nil and not interested in attacking. They were happy for him to have it 100
Benjani @benjanijohnson.bsky.social · 26/12/2024Was thinking a midfielder. That was the point. They were letting him have the ball as he is limited on it. 100
Benjani @benjanijohnson.bsky.social · 26/12/2024I would take Gomez off immediately. Waste of time today 600
Benjani @benjanijohnson.bsky.social · 09/12/2024It really unfortunate that whilst he is back fit he won’t be able to play because of that hat and furthermore is no longer employed by the club. 5220
Benjani @benjanijohnson.bsky.social · 05/12/2024 Not safe to play footy in that weather. Best call it off. 190
