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Benjani @benjanijohnson.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Don’t want to play for us no more? Off you pop. More interested to see what the reds do to replace him. Do we re-jig the midfield options?
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Benjani @benjanijohnson.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Little bit of the bubbly and match of the day. What a few days. As good as we could have ever have dreamt. It won’t get better than yesterday. That Champions roar on 70 was unreal.
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Benjani @benjanijohnson.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Not saying I’m going to be emotional on Sunday or that, but I’ve just welled up watching the end of my cousin Vinny, so you know.
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Benjani @benjanijohnson.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Liverpool are ultimately really odd to watch. Like I watched that and didn’t think we played well but statistically the chances of us winning were huge based on the actual events of the match. Weirdo’s going to win the league.
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Benjani @benjanijohnson.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Would quite like Liverpool to stop fucking messing about
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Benjani @benjanijohnson.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Easter Sunday becomes as perilous a day since Jesus was hiding in a cave. Reds win tomorrow, and Ipswich are winning against Arsenal? Are they? Christ. Might have to do a roast on Easter Saturday. The lord has risen early guys.
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Benjani @benjanijohnson.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
You can’t give shit goals away and expect to get away with it. At least there was some bollocks and some momentum at the end.
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Benjani @benjanijohnson.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha scruffs
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Benjani @benjanijohnson.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
The positives of never needing to hear the scouser in our team again vastly outweighs him getting off. It’s not even close. I’d shake your hand on him signing for united.
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The Anfield Wrap @theanfieldwrap.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Hey there you with the sad face, come back to my place and live it up!
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Benjani @benjanijohnson.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
I’ve heard your bus feels sorry for itself and hasn’t got disco lights
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Benjani @benjanijohnson.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Anyone want to buy a league winning caravan?
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Benjani @benjanijohnson.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Any super brains want to tell me the likely day of the Leicester game and the likelihood of the reds winning it against them?
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Benjani @benjanijohnson.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Monday Ben is going to be upset with Sunday Ben
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Benjani @benjanijohnson.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Tomorrow feels like a huge opportunity rather than a diddle. And Wednesday kicking off 45 minutes later than arsenal feels like a something.
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Benjani @benjanijohnson.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
The reds were great in a difficult away. Can’t account for shite finishing. I think the reds out point arsenal from here on in. That’s all that really matters.
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Scott Willis @scott.cannonstats.com · 19/02/2025
Aston Villa 2 (0.7)-(2.3) 2 Liverpool This is the third time this season that Liverpool have beaten their opponent by at least 1.5 xG and failed to win in the Premier League
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Benjani @benjanijohnson.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Cunha is a player. Would sign him tomorrow.
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Benjani @benjanijohnson.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Honest to god. Headache, light of breath, possible heart attack / panic attack. Up the fucking reds. 9 more wins. Ref was a fat wap
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Benjani @benjanijohnson.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
I’m not sure I’m cut out for this carry on.
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Dan Kennett @dankennett.co.uk · 13/02/2025
#LFC most points after 24 league games (converting 2 points for a win to 3) 70 2019/20 (Klopp) 62 1987/88 (Dalglish) 61 2018/19 (Klopp) 57 2024/25 ARNE SLOT 57 1978/79 (Paisley) 54 2023/24 (Klopp) 54 2021/22 (Klopp) 54 1990/91 (Dalglish) 53 1982/83 (Paisley)
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Benjani @benjanijohnson.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Love Curtis. Hope he has found that big fucking crab in the changies and is still punching his fucking head off. Never seen someone so misplaced in their celebrations. You drew you dopey cunt.
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Benjani @benjanijohnson.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
I think Newcastle was worse. Same game. I’m increasingly alright with it.
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Benjani @benjanijohnson.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
County road will currently be like Hamsterdam from the wire.
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Benjani @benjanijohnson.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Liverpool need to stop getting dragged into shite. These will be knackered on 70. Move the fucking ball.
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Benjani @benjanijohnson.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
The reaction to half a team of scruffs and half a team of kids getting beat by a penalty is fucking embarrassing. Big spoiled babies.
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Benjani @benjanijohnson.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Did anyone see them make Everton great again hats. Good lord.
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Benjani @benjanijohnson.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Virgil might currently be volleying Trent and his brothers up and down Breck road.
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Benjani @benjanijohnson.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
I would take Gomez off immediately. Waste of time today
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Benjani @benjanijohnson.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
It really unfortunate that whilst he is back fit he won’t be able to play because of that hat and furthermore is no longer employed by the club.
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Benjani @benjanijohnson.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Oh for fucks sake
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Benjani @benjanijohnson.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Anyway, I’m fed up writing and deleting tweets where I subtly or maybe obvious slaughter some of our players. Another normal night for me. Watched it at home, instantly regretted it, Tried to not shout, didn’t succeed, ripped a t shirt off my back like hulk hogan. No t shirt last thirty. Bell end.
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Benjani @benjanijohnson.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
That Salah hasn’t been on the winning side there is nothing more than a fucking disgrace. He wants to start twatting people in the changies and then drive the coach to FSG towers, lock all the doors and start fucking burning all the laptops. Sort it out you fucking bums.
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Benjani @benjanijohnson.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Why is it windy?
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Benjani @benjanijohnson.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
The ground today was a pleasure. The loudest I can remember that second half after mo’s goal. Amazing. What a fucking gang.
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Benjani @benjanijohnson.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Look at him. Way a fella. The best there ever was
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Benjani @benjanijohnson.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
That Ross Kemp on smart meters advert where he pops up in people’s gaffs unannounced with a cup of tea and then goes for a walk with Einstein is fucking lunacy.
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Benjani @benjanijohnson.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Still buzzing off the big Dave Coote story. So good. Love Neville’s opinion. There’s so much comedy in the whole thing.
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Benjani @benjanijohnson.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
To be fair to the big man, he is having a good time on that video isn’t he? What a fella. What’s he fucking doing with that photo of Milner and jurgen and him ready on his phone? Ha ha ha.
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Benjani @benjanijohnson.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
The reds are top of the league, the reds are top of the league.
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Benjani @benjanijohnson.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
@4hundredblows.bsky.social look at us.
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