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benjamintf1.bsky.social

@benjamintf1.bsky.social
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like board games. lefty Car/Suburb Abolitionist/ Public Transit gang. Heckin love doggos. Am a software engineer by trade. Wish I had friends to hang out with

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benjamintf1.bsky.social @benjamintf1.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I get some people get upset about companies like waymo sometimes getting increased scrutiny when they behave like assholes(or especially moreso, when safe in ways that frustrate road ragers), but it's wild when you start with that and your conclusion is "asshole behavior is cool and good actually"
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benjamintf1.bsky.social @benjamintf1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ain't ever gonna catch my ass paying for TSSA premium or KKKustoms and border protection+.
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benjamintf1.bsky.social @benjamintf1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"may I see your boarding pass" Oh so we're gatekeeping flying now.
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benjamintf1.bsky.social @benjamintf1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"this ain't my first rodeo" ~ guy at his second rodeo
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benjamintf1.bsky.social @benjamintf1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's wild how you can be walking down some street in Europe and it Will just be absolutely packed with people and some fucking dickhead will be like "excuse me, make way for king dickhead in a car. I absolutely must drive through this packed pedestrian plaza"
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benjamintf1.bsky.social @benjamintf1.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"what if we had a roundabout but it was bullshit" England is out there inventing some nonsense
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benjamintf1.bsky.social @benjamintf1.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Claims to be a leftist, doesn't drive/bike/walk on the left side of the road/sidewalk
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benjamintf1.bsky.social @benjamintf1.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Stupid thought in my brain: "what if I stole the laminated airbusA330-200 safety information card/booklet"
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benjamintf1.bsky.social @benjamintf1.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Tsa k9s could be in use. Do not pet the dogs
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benjamintf1.bsky.social @benjamintf1.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Having more then one credit card seems fucking wild to me not gonna lie.
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benjamintf1.bsky.social @benjamintf1.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Modern people: "this would kill a Victorian child" Victorian child: "time to drink a pint of gin"
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 01/09/2025
happy labor day
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benjamintf1.bsky.social @benjamintf1.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
"My Lord of Warwick, hear me but one word: Let me" henry vi doesn't know how to count
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benjamintf1.bsky.social @benjamintf1.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
`And, by my soul, this pale and angry rose,As cognizance of my blood-drinking hate,Will I forever, and my faction, wear` bro was made he had to pick rose color second and got stuck with white
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benjamintf1.bsky.social @benjamintf1.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I'm watching this YouTube video about Shakespeare and they were like "well one of the difficulties with Romeo and Juliet is everyone knows how it ends now" and I'm like? Did you fucking see it, because they literally describe how it ends in the like 5th fucking line. Wtf
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benjamintf1.bsky.social @benjamintf1.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
It's wild that people will be like "ben you were a child in the 2000s, your opinion on the mania of the 2000s is irrelevant" and don't realize that if I acted like a child id have the excuse of being a child. But they were adults and they acted like children and still act like toddlers.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
one thing that is really frustrating about our discourse right now is that we’re just not talking about hasan piker enough
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benjamintf1.bsky.social @benjamintf1.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
`By the Lord, our plot is a good plot as ever was laid, our friends true and constant—a good plot, good friends, and full of expectation; an excellent plot, very good friends.` me when i plot in crusader kings
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benjamintf1.bsky.social @benjamintf1.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Guy with completely loose and bouncing to threaten to fall off and impail whoever is behind them truck needs to loose their cdl then prolly get kicked in the groin a few times till they learn to have some basic safety sense and decency
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 17/08/2026
14 hours later and my mentions are still full of angry treatises about badly behaved cyclists. Bike lanes are not a reward for good cyclist behavior! They are infrastructure proven to make cities safer for ALL ROAD USERS. Whatever way cyclists have wronged you is irrelevant to the discussion!
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Chris Read @chrisjread.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Unfortunately, other than the train and the 12 bus routes, there is simply no other way to access north Bromley other than to drive
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benjamintf1.bsky.social @benjamintf1.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It's too late to crab race. The crabs will have to rave in the morning with my cup of coffee. Rip bozo Lindsey Graham. I piss on your grave.
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benjamintf1.bsky.social @benjamintf1.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I can be here for a good time AND a long time. It's not an either or proposition
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benjamintf1.bsky.social @benjamintf1.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
If you think "there should be a strong Republican party" you're a Republican. You should run as a Republican and face competition to your left.
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benjamintf1.bsky.social @benjamintf1.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
@degette.house.gov it's time to endorse Melat Kiros. Blue no matter who.
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benjamintf1.bsky.social @benjamintf1.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Guy who doesn't want division in the party so votes for everyone on their primary ballot.
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benjamintf1.bsky.social @benjamintf1.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Many such people
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benjamintf1.bsky.social @benjamintf1.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
If you live in and connect your life with America you are American. No phony Supreme Court justice or spineless fascist centrist should be able to say otherwise. We shouldn't have the concept of "mere residency" to form second class citizenship or other fascist separation. If you're in you're in
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
"The problem with the internet is anonymity" ok but people on nextdoor are insane next to their full name and address
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benjamintf1.bsky.social @benjamintf1.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
red bull should start a pilot school
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benjamintf1.bsky.social @benjamintf1.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I'm absolutely killing it on the 5-4 Patreon slack.
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benjamintf1.bsky.social @benjamintf1.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Taking the bus is cool and good, and not just from a "making the world a better place" angle, it's cool and good, and infinitely better then driving a car, and I'm not going to pretend otherwise. Also wind turbines are pretty, and apartment buildings are good.
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benjamintf1.bsky.social @benjamintf1.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
There's something poetic about buying a new box of trash bags and then throwing the old box away in the new bag
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benjamintf1.bsky.social @benjamintf1.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Cars were invented by big racism to sell more racism.
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benjamintf1.bsky.social @benjamintf1.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
My life irl.
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benjamintf1.bsky.social @benjamintf1.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
"I am a law abiding citizen" I say while I complain about being fined for not abiding by the law.
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benjamintf1.bsky.social @benjamintf1.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Umberto Eco forgot the 15th descriptor of fascism: When they close down one of the doors to the grocery store and force me to walk slightly further to the one on the other end of the store.
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benjamintf1.bsky.social @benjamintf1.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Kinda hypocritical to be heterosexual if you really think about it. Imagine being like "I, a man, think you should date me, but I wouldn't date men myself"
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benjamintf1.bsky.social @benjamintf1.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
making my own "prediction market" bet where i bet they won't pay me. if they pay me, then i lose and i have to pay them back, but then if they don't pay me then i win but then if they pay me then i lose and have to pay them back.
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benjamintf1.bsky.social @benjamintf1.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
The virgin People are rational (people always make the correct decision) Vs People are rational (people come to conclusions based on their environment and built up rationales, whether those rationals are good or bad long term or collectively)
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benjamintf1.bsky.social @benjamintf1.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
It's wild how many people will loudly complain about red light and speed cameras and talk about how they're 1984 and state oppression only to turn around and be like "I fucking love cops. We need to hire 10x more cops. I need cops cops cops"
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benjamintf1.bsky.social @benjamintf1.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Reassuring Americans by saying flying is safer than driving is like reassuring Winston Churchill by Saying his drink has less alcohol then everclear.
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benjamintf1.bsky.social @benjamintf1.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
It's wild that people put stuff in their back pockets. Like beyond just why it's like "why yes, I would like to develop spinal conditions. One spinal conditions please"
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benjamintf1.bsky.social @benjamintf1.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
There's something funny about seeing a country holiday titled "independence day" and being able to say "which one?"
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benjamintf1.bsky.social @benjamintf1.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
"it's unthinkable today, a world led by tyrants" ~ tom hanks
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benjamintf1.bsky.social @benjamintf1.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Isn't it wild that we have a separate airport security line only for scientologists? Anyone know what level you have to be to use it
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benjamintf1.bsky.social @benjamintf1.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
People near the back of the security line at the airport: "hello, will you please subscribe to fascism plus? Fascism plus please 🥺. You might get through security quicker or the same amount of time or slower. Just please subscribe to fascism plus"
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benjamintf1.bsky.social @benjamintf1.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
So called leftists and liberals love to be like "I believe in feminism, that's why I support Donald J Trump and his illegal military actions against Iran. For feminism. Trust us, this is just like Afghanistan which was good. And feminist".
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benjamintf1.bsky.social @benjamintf1.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
"the west" is a pretty shitty shorthand for "the US and it's imperial buddies"
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