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benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social @benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Canada should withdraw from NORAD and cut off US access to Canadian installations.
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benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social @benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I prefer Franks or Cholula, but it’s good on eggs.
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benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social @benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I prefer Franks or Cholula, but it’s good on eggs.
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benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social @benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Believe Jerry.
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Ted Lasso and the Believe Sign
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benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social @benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It wax actually EE Cheese. He was embarrassed by his cheesy roots. Cummings was a pseudonym.
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benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social @benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Is NPR trying to outdo Fox News in kissing up to Daddy Trump? Canada isn’t doing the escalation!
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benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social @benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
But I don’t like apples. That’s more of a threat.
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benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social @benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Matt Damon: How Do You Like Them Apples?
ALT: Matt Damon: How Do You Like Them Apples?
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benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social @benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It wasn’t until around 2016 that I realized doing so was a mistake.
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benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social @benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Robert Barone Says Sadly, Yes
ALT: Robert Barone Says Sadly, Yes
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benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social @benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
He was the original tech bro supervillain. They made Bill Gates a villain as well when he “bought out” Homer’s internet company.
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benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social @benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
In the 90s, it was common for a billionaire NFL owner to live in a house like this in America’s crud bucket.
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benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social @benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Yeah, I can’t believe AI forgot when the B-24 took down one of the twin Empire State towers in 1945.
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Matthewsadler__ @matthew26-00.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I’m hungry for McDonald’s now
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benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social @benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I’m coasting on autopilot.
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Deal With It Ryan Gosling
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Now in Gunmetal Grey!
A person in the background carrying a bag over their shoulder. In the foreground, a large gray cat sits beside a cardboard box labeled "CATS FOR MEN." The text above reads "Introducing CATS FOR MEN™," and below the box, it says "The first feline designed for real, masculine men."
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benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social @benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Trump and the MAGA base are the GOP. The rest of the party never mattered to them.
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benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social @benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Go ahead and do it, I guess. Ending US international trade will probably lower interest rates, because the economy will collapse.
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benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social @benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Always Has Been Among Us Meme
ALT: Always Has Been Among Us Meme
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benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social @benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The NBA is more competently ran than Congress.
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benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social @benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Newman from Seinfeld Laughing Heartily
ALT: Newman from Seinfeld Laughing Heartily
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benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social @benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
They did. We ethically consume your Bluesky posts.
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benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social @benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I’m setting up a go fund me for Ballmer’s fine. Just Venmo me the money and I’ll make sure Steve gets it.
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Steve Ballmer's Iconic 'Developers!' Chant
ALT: Steve Ballmer's Iconic 'Developers!' Chant
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benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social @benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It’s healthier than eating dead roadkill bears.
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benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social @benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Hewlett Packard is making TV shows now?
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benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social @benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
True legends of the game. Punting is life.
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benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social @benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Sounds like a good article that guy was reading. Carter was weak. Brezhnev red the article as well and knew Crying Jimmy would give him a free hand in Afghanistan.
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benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social @benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson: No Days Off Pushups
ALT: Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson: No Days Off Pushups
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benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social @benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Oh
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benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social @benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It’s a juice box! Is that guy related to Mark Sanchez?
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benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social @benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
*dust
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benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social @benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
3 yards and a cloud of dusk.
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Frank Costanza: I'm Back Baby!
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benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social @benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Declare it a failure now, you cowards!
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benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social @benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Canada needs an independent nuclear arsenal.
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Pudgy Penguin Holds Canada Flag
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benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social @benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Nope
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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
Avatar of an account that was just blocked.
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benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social @benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Yes, and I would blame you for mocking those people’s suffering.
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benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social @benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Democrats also shouldn’t be careful in their messaging. They should be throwing crap at the wall, creating a general negative impression of Trump, and seeing what sticks. Carefully crafting a message is an antiquated notion from an era of mass media.
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benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social @benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Eh, I disagree. This move makes Trump look weak and ineffective. Highlighting that is good for Democrats.
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benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social @benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I’m sorry you didn’t make the cut.
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benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social @benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I’ll sell him a few of my galaxies.
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benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social @benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Gentrified neighborhoods leads to an increase in the tree canopy. The increase wealth of the neighborhood through gentrification leads to lower mortality. I highly doubt there’s a causal relationship between the trees and mortality.
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benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social @benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I already bought all the galaxies. This guy owes me rent.
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Go Outside, Nerd!
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benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social @benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I’m a man, and I eat chicky tendie sandos.
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benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social @benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The US is the only country that is a threat to Canada. Canada should withdraw from NORAD.
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benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social @benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social @benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
My definitions – ➡️ Lived: lived there for more than a month. ➡️ Stayed: worked there for a week or stayed for more than 10 days at a time. ➡️ Visited: stopped and toured something interesting. ➡️ Passed through: drove through but only stopped at minor place like rest area or fast food.
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benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social @benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social @benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
That’s debatable, but even if it’s true, it’s all the more reason to be discussing what you want in a constitution if you’re going to replace the current one
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benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social @benjaminkwhiskey.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The fact that something might be difficult (or nearly impossible) doesn’t mean we shouldn’t have a vision for the future. Our current constitutional republic is completely broken. We need to think of ways to fix it.
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