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Ben Siemon

@benjaminjs.bsky.social
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🏳️‍🌈 I speak only for myself. Not a spokesperson. Animation writer. Grocery Clerk with Half an Eyelid from "Crazy-Ex Girlfriend" OK puppeteer. He/him

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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Photo of a boy who has spent as much time as possible upstairs for the last three weeks finally spending some time downstairs again.
Orange dingus cat on a couch.
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It had better be Madisynn from She-Hulk.
Madisynn from She-Hulk
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"Are you wearing the..." "The Muppet Studios Bean Bunny shirt sold exclusively at Mickey's of Glendale? Yes. Yes I am."
Me wearing a Bean Bunny shirt
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"You actually meant to vote "yes" on the farm bill."
Skeksis king totally dead from "The Dark Crystal"
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Every season of "Slow Horses" is just the writers making me worry something is going to happen to Catherine.
Catherine from "Slow Horses"
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Powerline pulls out of Ed Sheeran's tour. says "Ed and I no longer see I 2 I."
Powerline from "A Goofy Movie."
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I need Patricia to win. #Emmys
Patricia from "Widow's Bay."
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"A massive sinkhole just opened at Nicolas Cage's Malibu mansion and it has everything."
Stefon from SNL
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
BUT I ONLY BUY MY VODKA IN CRYSTAL SKULLS!
Crystal Skull vodka, made in Canada apparently?
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
2019: "Let's call our chicken skin crisps "Flock!" No negative connotations with that." 2026: "Fuck."
Flock chicken skin crisps.
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
We were told they'd play together. Instead they demand attention together.
Two orange cats
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
When it's finally not 100 degrees in LA.
Nicole Kidman happy meme.
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It's cool Mattel is making a "Buffy" Polly Pocket set. It's NOT cool that Xander & Giles are just stickers & the graveyard is filled with tombstones for Tara & Buffy's mom! You either make the whole Scooby Gang or you make nothing, & way to invoke the traumatic deaths of two beloved characters!
Buffy the Vampire Slayer Polly Pocket set.
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Makes me think of "Campbell's Go" soups. SOUPS ARE COOL, teens!
Line of Campbell's Go soups.
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
In this episode of "Brunch" the girls go shopping at Trader Joe's.
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I don't think this handyman knows what he's doing.
Orange cat on ladder
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Forgot to order a "The Muppet Show" 50th anniversary jacket in time.
Well there goes that dream.
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Yesterday the new chair was scary. Today there is only new chair.
Cat on new chair
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Photo of Karoline Leavitt packing up her office.
Jesus dragging the cross.
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
In this very timely episode of "Brunch" the girls find out someone know what they did last summer!
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
This week on "Brunch" the girls all get Brazilian beauty treatments!
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I didn't get a haircut on my regular schedule and now I feel like this.
Rapunzel from "Tangled"
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Trump ruining "A Goofy Movie"
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Trump ruining Cady's moment in "Mean Girls."
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I know they just like whatever's new but why do they love these baskets so much?
Orange cats in cat baskets
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
This queen's big episode aired too late to be Emmy eligible, so we may have to wait until next year.
Actress K Callan in Widow's Bay.
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
orange dingus cat
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Hasbro's talent department is run by Ursula.
Ursula
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Cats approve of new rug.
Two orange cats on a rug.
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Derp
Orange cat being derpy
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
This is the sort of thing a grumpy old man says but there's something quite sad about the number of interesting unique houses in Los Angeles being torn down and every single one is replaced by a big-as-possible house that basically looks like this. Just over and over the same exact esthetic.
Generic LA house.
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
This time on "Brunch" the girls share their new sources of income! Follow on TikTok @ "brunchtheseries"
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I just LOVE how "Widow's Bay" gave this actress such a meaty and hilarious episode in the finale.
Ruth from "Widow's Bay"
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
at the reflecting pool and guys this doesn't look right
The bog of eternal stench from labyrinth
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Courtney Grace does such a remarkable job in "Disclosure Day" I hope it gives her a career boost!
Courtney Grace in "Disclosure Day"
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Steven Spielberg was like "I've already worked with one of the "Challengers" tennis churro boys now I need to work with the other one.""
Mike Faist and Josh O'Connor eating a churro.
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I know it's not even the same word but this is all I can think of when I read "Kharg Island."
Kang and Kodos from "The Simpsons"
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I love her.
Patricia from "Widow's Bay"
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I will never stop thinking Trey Gowdy looks just like Digit from "The Jim Henson Hour."
Digit from "The Jim Henson Hour"
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Breaking news: Diva Plavalaguna has pulled out of the America 250 Celebration.
Diva Plavalaguna from "The 5th Element"
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
They're installing a "Toy Story 5" billboard with a giant Lily Pad screen and I gotta admit it's pretty cool.
Toy Story 5 billboard with giant Lily Pad screen.
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
The More You Know
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
2nd formation.
Two orange cats belly to belly
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Synchronized sleeping.
Orange cats sleeping side by side
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
The media is just a few steps away from tying us to chairs and prying our eyes open to force us to watch podcasts instead of simply listening to them.
Bird Box prying open eyes meme
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Watched "The Desk Set" a 1957 romantic comedy about a group of employees worried that new technology will replace all their jobs but when it's rolled out the system is deeply flawed and still requires humans to maintain it. Obviously such a dated storyline I couldn't possibly relate to today.
movie still from the film "The Desk Set"
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
"No one mourns the wicked"
Glinda from "Wicked"
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
BlueSky right now.
Jim Carrey holding the light that fell from the fake sky in "The Truman Show"
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
The Beast saying "It's forbidden"
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