Ben Poole @benjaminbump.bsky.social · 12/10/2026And lo, some 12+ hours after it began, the Monday workday was over 🫠 000
Ben Poole @benjaminbump.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Loved the Gene gig so much that I’m listening to Dog Man Star at full volume on my headphones on the train home as per… 🐷 010
Ben Poole @benjaminbump.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Gmail signs me out of my work email. Then emails security alerts to that email and my personal one when I sign back in. Lads, you literally signed me out 😤 000
Ben Poole @benjaminbump.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Am on a zoom call for a webinar I'll be hosting next week... not the most agreeable time for this but there's a few timezones involved. Obviously, one of the speakers who didn't have to get up at the crack of dawn has not turned up... 😳 010
Ben Poole @benjaminbump.bsky.social · 04/10/2026F1 making sure I get nothing done this morning 🌧️ 000
Ben Poole @benjaminbump.bsky.social · 02/10/2026More ‘Who is the Great Big Crab Man?’ energy on today’s sleb traitors 🦀 100
Ben Poole @benjaminbump.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Almond croissants have an incredible life-giving power 🤤 011
Ben Poole @benjaminbump.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Just had my first post-summer soup. Spicy parsnip! 😋 000
Ben Poole @benjaminbump.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Well. This week’s episode of DARK MATTER has absolutely destroyed me 😭 030
Ben Poole @benjaminbump.bsky.social · 25/09/2026"Unique code" acquired... looking forward to seeing just how pricey the actual tix are tomorrow 😅static.klipy.comOasis Liam Gallagher: I've got four GCSEsALT: Oasis Liam Gallagher: I've got four GCSEs 010
Ben Poole @benjaminbump.bsky.social · 24/09/2026When did pubs (in general) stop doing beer mats? Condensation is real! 000
Ben Poole @benjaminbump.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Finally got round to seeing the Jamie Demetriou SNLUK and no surprise it’s the best one yet 😂static.klipy.comStath Stathletsflats: Jamie Demetriou's Drum HitALT: Stath Stathletsflats: Jamie Demetriou's Drum Hit 010
Ben Poole @benjaminbump.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The Oasis doc in cinemas is a good time. Funny and rather heartwarming. With some tunes, as I believe apart from Little By Little they’re exclusively from 1994-95 😅 010
Ben Poole @benjaminbump.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Neighbours across the road have had a shirt hung up in their bedroom window all morning... keep seeing it out of the corner of my eye and it's really like someone is standing there staring out 😅 000
Ben Poole @benjaminbump.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Hmm, have they forgotten to turn Scott Hansen’s mic on, or is #NFL #Redzone now also home of the mime 🤔 001
Ben Poole @benjaminbump.bsky.social · 12/09/2026We Are The Pigs is 32 today 🥳 youtu.be/fxtIwh1Nz0k?...youtu.beSuede - We Are The Pigs (Official Video)YouTube video by Suede HQ 010
Ben Poole @benjaminbump.bsky.social · 11/09/2026“Now here come the white people to take all the food!” is a lovely bit of business 😂 #Ludwig 020
Ben Poole @benjaminbump.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Starting to think that staying up for the first NFL game of the season was a tactical error 😴 010
Ben Poole @benjaminbump.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Happy 30th birthday to Coming Up! All killer no filler 🎸 ✨ 120
Ben Poole @benjaminbump.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Radiohead’s full headline set from 1997 Glastonbury on iPlayer is a crutch I can use 230
Ben Poole @benjaminbump.bsky.social · 28/08/2026The “Juliet amnesia” storyline in #SILO season 3 is still a stupid decision. In fact, quite a lot of the changes from the books *really* stuck out as bad decisions this season. But by the end I’m all in. 110
Ben Poole @benjaminbump.bsky.social · 28/08/2026“Jack Grealish will be going to either Villa or Sunderland!” The lad himself: 010
Ben Poole @benjaminbump.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Thunderbolt and lightning, very very frightening! ⛈️😱 010
Reposted by Ben PooleFun @funkelly.bsky.social · 24/08/2026this is one of my favorite visual jokes of all time. i think about it several times a week. 363012765
Ben Poole @benjaminbump.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Feels v odd to be wearing jeans and a jacket for the first time in about 5 months 100
Ben Poole @benjaminbump.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Judging by the BBQ smoke flooding in through my open windows, the neighbours have taken the gov phone alert as a challenge 😭 020
Ben Poole @benjaminbump.bsky.social · 13/08/2026On the plus side, a lovely tortoiseshell cat literally jumped out of the dark to say hi when I was about 10 mins from home 😊 020
Ben Poole @benjaminbump.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Just walked back from the cinema (nicely air conditioned) about 30 mins home (warm but with breeze) opened the door to my house and stepped into an oven 😭 100
Reposted by Ben PooleSean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 11/08/2026So embarrassing when people think the point of reading a novel is to know the plot, so a summary is just as good. The plot isn’t important, you rube. You absolute simpleton. The point of reading a novel is to find out what the characters are eating and start thinking about what you want for dinner. 734041830
Ben Poole @benjaminbump.bsky.social · 12/08/2026During the last eclipse, I was walking away from it and towards a hospital in Leicester, getting increasingly infuriated by all the people just standing in my way looking at the sky... today I might be one of those infuriating people! 😎 020
Ben Poole @benjaminbump.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Just remembered that Mobile Home by Longpigs exists and I'll be listening to that on repeat for the rest of the day, no further questions 💿 000
Ben Poole @benjaminbump.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Hey, AppleTV, if you’re reading this I’d happily take a third season of SUGAR 😎 000
Ben Poole @benjaminbump.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Of course the window cleaner pays their 6-8 week visit at the exact same time Openreach have taken over the place to fit full fiber broadband 😭 000
Ben Poole @benjaminbump.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Just learned that if you don’t want ginger to clog your grater when you’re, umm, grating ginger, just stick the ginger in the freezer for at least 6 hours 🫚 000
Ben Poole @benjaminbump.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Hey cool, Nivea is reducing the size of its UV face suncream by 20% but keeping the price at £13.50. Great capitalism guys! 000
Ben Poole @benjaminbump.bsky.social · 30/07/2026This is pretty great. Old geezers not universally dreadful, panel finds 🎸✨ 000
Ben Poole @benjaminbump.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Cat sitting and so far they’ve brought inside 1.5 bats (the 1 v much alive and flying) and 2 mice. In 2.5 days 😅 Luna and Peanut, while I’m flattered with all the gifts, you really don’t have to 😭 010
Ben Poole @benjaminbump.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Silo season 3 deviates from the books, particularly in silo, in such a stupid way 🤷♂️ 000