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Thunderclap Noonan @benidormbutcher.bsky.social · 3h

Is the Subway for after you've visited the place next door?

Thunderclap Noonan @benidormbutcher.bsky.social · 3h

Remember when Arsenal fans (and some of our own) said he was overrated? When that twat Lartarlia on the hell site said we were mad for sacking Gerrard? Oh how we laughed...

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Thunderclap Noonan @benidormbutcher.bsky.social · 3h

Because everyone knows, you turn up to a new job, drastically underqualified, unprepared to be grilled on live TV.

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Thunderclap Noonan @benidormbutcher.bsky.social · 4h

My mate's Mrs said that to him when he was going to grow a moustache for Movember. She literally said "grow one and wait for Fanuary".

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Thunderclap Noonan @benidormbutcher.bsky.social · 4h

Big George on C Wing is going to slam his dicky wick into his woley hole. Followed by shoving his wacey face into the wall and smashing those keefy teeth. The cunt deserves everything he gets too.

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Thunderclap Noonan @benidormbutcher.bsky.social · 4h

His breathing is causing the world problems.

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Thunderclap Noonan @benidormbutcher.bsky.social · 4h

Lots in common with Hegseth and Pirro then. Neither of those can pass a bar either...

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Thunderclap Noonan @benidormbutcher.bsky.social · 4h

I dropped one at work the other morning around 05.30. it was still lingering 10 minutes later as the early checkouts arrived at reception. Qué asco

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Thunderclap Noonan @benidormbutcher.bsky.social · 17h

Walking past a bar on the way to work last night and all I could hear was some lickspittle on TNT salivating on how good City was playing. I turned and looked and they were 1-4 down. I nearly prolapsed.

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Thunderclap Noonan @benidormbutcher.bsky.social · 18h

What did you do on your 21st? Score the opener in a Champions League match as my team destroyed the opposition 6-0. Oh won motm.

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Thunderclap Noonan @benidormbutcher.bsky.social · 18h

So he basically said, I've just soiled myself and caused a major cluster fuck. Can you clear it up please.

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Thunderclap Noonan @benidormbutcher.bsky.social · 20h

Wordle 1,944 3/6 It's the magic number ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Thunderclap Noonan @benidormbutcher.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Will no one ask him to fucking prove it??

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Thunderclap Noonan @benidormbutcher.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

I have just shuddered at that thought

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Thunderclap Noonan @benidormbutcher.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Any news on Mbaye?? Serious knock or a precaution?

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Thunderclap Noonan @benidormbutcher.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

New members to the "Who the fuck are you?" Bar.

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Thunderclap Noonan @benidormbutcher.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Headlines for the tabloids. Turkish Kebabbed. Villa has six appeal.

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Thunderclap Noonan @benidormbutcher.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

I go for a shower, when I get back it's only fucking 5

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Thunderclap Noonan @benidormbutcher.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

I'm so glad Chelsea pulled our pants down with Jackson.

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Thunderclap Noonan @benidormbutcher.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

This is like choosing which 06.50 girl to take home. The smack head or the one eye half closed pissed up one in a union jack dress with loo roll stuck to the bottom of her croc. Hmm decisions, decisions.

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Thunderclap Noonan @benidormbutcher.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Fields of fire was an absolute banger, though.

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Thunderclap Noonan @benidormbutcher.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

@mrjamesob.bsky.social Because people haven't seen "Threads" or "When the wind blows".

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Thunderclap Noonan @benidormbutcher.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

What a great idea to sell it off. Just like so many other things that have gone down the tubes since privatisation.

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Thunderclap Noonan @benidormbutcher.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Lovely getting in to work and being given a log in code for a course on AI/GDPR safety. Yay.

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Thunderclap Noonan @benidormbutcher.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

To the floor Wordle 1,943 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Thunderclap Noonan @benidormbutcher.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Nice to see the GOP who are against DEI hires have actually hired a DEI person.

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Thunderclap Noonan @benidormbutcher.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Dear modern musical artists. Can you cease with the deliberate slowing down of whatever song you're singing. As a stroke victim it fucks with my head and reminds me of the day it happened. All too real. Thanks.

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Thunderclap Noonan @benidormbutcher.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Fucked more miners than Jimmy Savile, Stuart Hall and Rolf Harris combined.

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Thunderclap Noonan @benidormbutcher.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

What will AMbW do now for a nonce excuse?

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Thunderclap Noonan @benidormbutcher.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Apparently she's an attorney. Who took the Bar exam for her? Mike fucking Ross?

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Thunderclap Noonan @benidormbutcher.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Have a Lookman Sorry, couldn't resist.

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