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Ben Hebert

@benhebert.bsky.social
197 followers 91 following 386 posts

Cheesemonger, cat owner, comedian TwilightPodcast.com

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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
buddy, they wont even let me fuck it
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Leaked audio from a private fundraiser that he “skips the lo-fi stuff.”
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
That’s where he hid the clues to find his buried treasure.
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Scoresigami
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It looks like someone is blowing on his head and making a wish
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Chris Parnell is the only person who could yell “opposite” at a clipboard and make it one of the funniest things you’ve ever seen. youtube.com/shorts/TmUrm...
youtube.com
Dr. Spaceman commits something to memory #30Rock
YouTube video by Vibe Time TV
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Things heating up in the Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade fandom
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I’m so glad they aren’t backing down from using Oilers colors just because of the Titans redesign.
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Same thing happened to me today. Guy got real mad and said “my wife is pregnant, I’m looking things up.”
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Yes but you also have to include the time he jumped to try to get a hit
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
How dare they block Tom Lehrer like that
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Today’s sample: Blueberry/lemon chèvre and lemon curd on toasted blueberry bagel
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
TOR is getting Chad Ausmus and cash considerations
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Me and my crew We will deal with you We will deal with you Me and my Die Mad About Vatican 2 Crew
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Probably Nidhogg being a dick again
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Maybe Xerxes really did flog the ocean. Apologies to Herodotus.
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Elon Musk? The tech entrepreneur?
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
We let in Tony Parker and they’re taking over. The West has fallen.
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Webb from Do You Do Poison
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Getting Cleveland after I already picked a QB was appropriately disappointing
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Michael Tiberius Clayton
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I’m assuming this is the blockee
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Comté is the best
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
It’s a brie but it’s a triple crème brie meaning is has a higher fat content (75%, compared to 60% of a standard double crème). The extra fat means triple crème bries tend to be much richer and has a fuller flavor that lingers on your palate.
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Idk this seems like pretty useful information to me, a 16th-century Ottoman Sultan
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
If anyone should have expected a tech company charging more for worse service, it’s an Uber exec.
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
pick up a foot ball
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
But do you find it strange that he was on an early season of America’s Got Talent? m.youtube.com/watch?v=qVqJ...
m.youtube.com
America's got Talent - Thoth
YouTube video by popotopo99
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
As a fellow flop fan and donor, you’re going to love the bonus content. Highly recommend the Radio Zork episode from 2021.
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Goddamnit
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Thank you for so prominently including me, the only Ben who donates to Max Fun.
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Sean Evans, of Hot Ones fame. Craig Ferguson would be great too. I loved how he (literally) threw out his talking points and just had a normal human conversation on a network talk show.
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
The ability to listen to their broadcast from Chicago is the only reason I pay for the MLB app.
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
He may be dead and noodly but he’s a valued contributor
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Sno-Caps are a top 3 movie candy and I will die on that hill alone.
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
The funniest consequence of SAVE being held up is that it forces the Republicans message going into the midterms to be “GOP 2026: We’re Going to Lose.”
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
It’s a tough day to be Javi Andrade. Imagine losing to a guy who did literally nothing.
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Lol totally the center can definitely hold
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Darius “The Rumble” Grouch, IIRC
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Ichiro vibes are just that strong
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
It really is. There are Viet-Cajun restaurants all over Houston. Vietnamese crawfish spots are easier to find than Cajun crawfish.
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Every morning the brave men and women of the NYPD kiss their loved ones goodbye because you never know if today is the day they get hit with snowballs so bad they have to get ambulanced to the hospital.
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I took it as his younger self, especially with how old that TV is
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Not a bad way to go tbh
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Acquired for cash considerations in a trade with the French
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
I needed this today
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Here’s a winter’s tale for you: it’s too dang cold!
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