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Ben Hebert

@benhebert.bsky.social
198 followers 91 following 386 posts

Cheesemonger, cat owner, comedian TwilightPodcast.com

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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
buddy, they wont even let me fuck it
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Yes but you also have to include the time he jumped to try to get a hit
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Today’s sample: Blueberry/lemon chèvre and lemon curd on toasted blueberry bagel
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Elon Musk? The tech entrepreneur?
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Webb from Do You Do Poison
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Getting Cleveland after I already picked a QB was appropriately disappointing
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I’m assuming this is the blockee
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Idk this seems like pretty useful information to me, a 16th-century Ottoman Sultan
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Goddamnit
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
He may be dead and noodly but he’s a valued contributor
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Every morning the brave men and women of the NYPD kiss their loved ones goodbye because you never know if today is the day they get hit with snowballs so bad they have to get ambulanced to the hospital.
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Not a bad way to go tbh
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
“What if I just hosted a podcast”
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
He looks like my big guy!
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
I’m changing my answer. Dwarves love inlays and filigree and intricately detailed handiwork. Dwarf bread is focaccia.
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Blaine likes the chair
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
The Four Horsemen of the 90s Diet Apocalypse
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
It’s hard to get a good picture of Blaine because he reaches for your hand as soon as you get close enough.
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
This 91 lb. wheel of Parmigiano Reggiano started aging in Italy in Aug. 2023. Today, two years and 5000 miles later, I got to crack it open.
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
The other type is bloomy rinds. Brie, Camembert, and other cheeses with a white fuzzy rind that grows on the outside of the cheese. These are usually made with Penicillium camemberti.
Three wheels of Brie
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
There are two types of cheeses that use mold in the cheesemaking process. The most obvious is the Blue family: Blue, Gorgonzola, Roquefort, and other with blue or green mold in the paste of the cheese. That mold is usually Penicillium roqueforti or Pencillium glaucum.
A wedge of Roquefort
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
On the Wire: 18-Month Gouda Those little white crystals in the cheese are called cheese crystals. They’re a natural build-up of calcium lactate that grow as the cheese ages. The older the cheese, the larger the crystals, the bigger the crunch.
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Same vibes
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Now Cutting: Robusto A Dutch cheese that combines Gouda and Parmesan. Aged less than a year so it has the creamy texture of a young Gouda but a fantastic nutty flavor usually found in aged Goudas. The best of both worlds. One of my favorite snacking cheeses.
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
I am a cheesemonger who has been on Jeopardy! but I have don’t have a cat I have THREE CATS
Sabrina, a very small calico cat in a cardboard box.  Lala, a very sleepy calico. Blaine, a tabby that multiple people have called the largest cat they’ve ever seen.
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
My Bluesky account is about to get a lot more cheese-centric
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
He rushes in towards the center, realizes no one is blocking him, and just then sort of hangs out at the two yard line until it’s too late to be of use
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
They released another photo. Looks fine to me!
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
What is this? What is this?
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
No it isn’t?
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
He can’t keep getting away with it
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
A win probability chart that spikes from Duke to Houston at the very endIt’s beautiful. I’ve looked at this for five hours now.
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Did it once in 2021 and felt like a god. Welcome to the club.
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 13/09/2024
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 07/09/2024
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 23/07/2024
That was a Boebert impeachment from 2021. Today’s crime is only going to the border once.
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