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Bengis @bengis.bsky.social · 2h

Takyon, takin em down, all we see is chuds

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Bengis @bengis.bsky.social · 2h

Suing URI for discrimination against Native Americans and Italians bc we have class Monday

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Bengis @bengis.bsky.social · 2h

I will let you down, I will make you splurt

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Bengis @bengis.bsky.social · 20h

Thank you apple music but this could not be further from the truth

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Bengis @bengis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Matching up against the evil version of myself in hearthstone and roping them to become a better person

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Bengis @bengis.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

5 pedos theory remains undefeated

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Clungo @clungoon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Just got this email

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Bengis @bengis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Really? I thought it a pretty good album with a great message

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Bengis @bengis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The more I ponder what my favorite card is, the more I think it’s Vandalblast

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Bengis @bengis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

If I could ban three cards from historic it would be Ocelot Pride, Life//Death, and Soul Warden, and I’m not fucking joking

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Bengis @bengis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Soul Warden was a mistake

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Bengis @bengis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Vandalblasting a turn 1 Sol Ring hits better than crack for me

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Bengis @bengis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It’s fucking criminal these vocals never showed up on any official Kanye release. I still think about it like 5+ years later he was spitting

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Bengis @bengis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Please be patient I have autism

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Bengis @bengis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

“Oh also some regular dude named Tetsuo Umezawa who was like the best guy at swords and stuff killed The Oldest And Smartest And Most Powerful Dragon In The World.” Literally the “guys can win any fight if they just go beastmode” tweet. Probably my favorite old MTG lore story beat ever, its so goofy

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Bengis @bengis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I love how in old Magic they were like “yeah theres limits to the abilities of people. Except there’s also a bunch of guys who are like god and can do literally whatever the fuck they want”, power scaling so bad they had to hotfix nerf the entire class because it was Brawl Meta Knight level broken

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Bengis @bengis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Nissa sneaking up behind a drowsy Emrakul after her feast and surreptitiously stabbing her with a hedron, causing the existence of the Eldrazi to wither and fly around the Blind Eternities like a deflating balloon

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Bengis @bengis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Ok so we just let Emrakul eat an entire multiverse and we’re letting her chill after that? Was there any forethought in this decision? Are the Eldrazi like supercharged now after the feasting or are they in a comical “oof im so fat and round and vulnerable from eating sooooo much matter” state?

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Bengis @bengis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I’m listening to a video about the story of Reality Fracture and Jace hit Chandra and the gang with the DIO and Polnareff staircase scene beat for beat. Total JoJo cultural victory, I am sad to admit

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Bengis @bengis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Dracula Flow 3 is the Abraham Lincoln on the Mount Rushmore of YouTube comedy

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Bengis @bengis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Everyone has that one type of fruit juice they fuck with heavy

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Bengis @bengis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Dominaria was the Breath of the Wild of Magic sets and I will not elaborate any further

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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

"It was terrible. people would come up to me on the street, asking if I was a card from Monopoly. they'd say 'loser thinks he's better than the railroads or community chest.' I wanted to die" - Chance the Rapper on why he added "the Rapper" to his name

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