Ben🌲 @bengelo.bsky.social · 14/10/2025erling haaland just watched finn surman score a goal #RCTID 1161
Ben🌲 @bengelo.bsky.social · 12/10/2025MLS dot com either has an AI going over the replies to respond (since I listed the problem as "Other") or they have had such an influx of people doing the review saying how they feel about AI that they had to make their own response to AI specific complaints. Yikes 020
Ben🌲 @bengelo.bsky.social · 24/08/2025carballo: very good velde: i see the vision but needs time, and to pass the ball rojas: think he’s better suited as an end of game sub, antony looked miles better #RCTID 150
Ben🌲 @bengelo.bsky.social · 22/08/2025me in approximately 4 hours #RCTIDmedia.tenor.coma group of cartoon animals standing on a beach with the words san diego written below themALT: a group of cartoon animals standing on a beach with the words san diego written below them 040
Reposted by Ben🌲Chris VanOchten @greener105th.bsky.social · 17/08/2025Wow. Sasha and Dax couldn’t be any more wrong as to why Evander left Portland. Do these guys even try to do any research? #rctid 181
Ben🌲 @bengelo.bsky.social · 17/08/2025A man who pouted about a Qatar bid not being accepted mid-season (FOR LESS THAN WHAT WE PAID FOR HIM BTW), which then went on to hav a public tantrum for months should never get respect from this fanbase again #RCTID 150
Ben🌲 @bengelo.bsky.social · 17/08/2025FYI, there is a chance that the Portland Timbers could make JD Vance sad tonight and that would be very very funny #RCTID 0201
Ben🌲 @bengelo.bsky.social · 07/08/2025can we stop having players have the emotional maturity of my 4 year old cousin #RCTID 060
Ben🌲 @bengelo.bsky.social · 19/06/2025sitting in line for an estate sale plane watching, this is my peak summer form 000
Ben🌲 @bengelo.bsky.social · 18/06/2025BREAKING (not really; Costa Rican sources announced it hours ago, I just got off work): Ariel Lassiter broke his hand with Costa Rica at the Gold Cup; it is uncertain whether he will continue at the tournament or not. The Timbers' winger depth gets even rougher if he misses any time for us😬 #RCTID 040
Ben🌲 @bengelo.bsky.social · 14/06/2025The Portland Timbers had a disastrous day… Antony looks like he pulled a hamstring, and was badly hobbling postgame. Conceded an ugly goal to an ugly player in the 93rd to drop 2 points to a team down a man for 40 minutes. Let said ugly player throw his kit into TA and taunt after FT #RCTID 150
Ben🌲 @bengelo.bsky.social · 14/06/2025I am absolutely praying on Preston Judds downfall. What a dickhead I hope nothing but the worst for him Coming over to our supporters section after full time after scoring a goal in the 90th+ and giving a fan your kit and cuffing your ears in our part of the stadium is so fucking lame #RCTID 051
Ben🌲 @bengelo.bsky.social · 14/06/2025We absolutely need big big DP investment(s). One of them absolutely has to be a DP 8. We just do not have the creativity to do anything but counter That second half UP A MAN and we couldn’t break the press to get out of our own half. #RCTID 1110
Ben🌲 @bengelo.bsky.social · 14/06/2025media.tenor.coma close up of a man 's face with the words jarvis erase chat written above himALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words jarvis erase chat written above him 010
Ben🌲 @bengelo.bsky.social · 12/06/2025One thing that I haven't seen mentioned with the Jonathan Rodriguez injury is the potential for him to terminate his contract since he didn't play 50% of the season. His agent mentioned this clause when he was signed. So a new DP may not need to be TAM-able...even more roster flexibility #RCTID 140
Ben🌲 @bengelo.bsky.social · 11/06/2025first lafc took their CWC spot now they are taking their players damn 020
Ben🌲 @bengelo.bsky.social · 11/06/2025Thinking about the potential impact of Fridays game vs SJ for the Timbers and am feeling giddy. IF the Timbers win, we are guaranteed to move up in the table, since MIN and SD play each-other. If they draw and we win, 2nd place is ours. So obviously root for a Timbers win and SD/MIN draw #RCTID 160
Ben🌲 @bengelo.bsky.social · 09/06/2025MLS just released their updated top vote-getters for the ASG, and there are some pretty noticeable players in this list that I think Finn Surman, David Ayala, David Da Costa, and Antony are more deserving of getting an All-Star shout for various reasons. Here is my 100% unbiased thread #RCTID 220
Ben🌲 @bengelo.bsky.social · 09/06/2025I think it’s kinda gone under the radar that the Timbers are doing this all with ONE (active) DP Assuming Jona is sold or SEI soon, another DP will come in the summer. This team is going to get better and I genuinely think with the right summer moves we could do some damage in the playoffs #RCTID 090
Ben🌲 @bengelo.bsky.social · 08/06/2025European clubs are bound to be knocking soon; he is a beast. Finn may be on pace to be one of, if not our best, bits of business in club history. #RCTID 050
Ben🌲 @bengelo.bsky.social · 06/06/2025just one blazers finals run in my lifetime is all i ask for 010
Ben🌲 @bengelo.bsky.social · 01/06/2025nice to see seattle have a great attendance of… 13 people for sunday night soccer! 010
Ben🌲 @bengelo.bsky.social · 29/05/2025nothing describes the timbers recent run of form better than this single picture #RCTID 050
Ben🌲 @bengelo.bsky.social · 25/05/2025Dear apple tv commentators who work timbers games STOP TALKING ABOUT EVANDER JESUS CHRIST #RCTID 030
Ben🌲 @bengelo.bsky.social · 17/05/2025If his chainsaw sputters that means he has a reason to use it (either goal or clean sheet, maybe both) so I absolutely would be fine with this. For example, look at the score when this video takes place #RCTID 060
Ben🌲 @bengelo.bsky.social · 11/05/2025Underrated element of yesterdays game was yet another Antony assist (MLS assist but it counts on their website so who cares) He is now up to 11 G/A in 12 games, tied for first in MLS with Espinoza from SJ. Lowkey having the quietest MVP and All Star caliber start to the year in MLS🫣🫣 #RCTID 060
Ben🌲 @bengelo.bsky.social · 07/05/2025I’m in a bad place rn… Not mentally, just Starfire sports complex #RCTID 1160
Reposted by Ben🌲FelixForever34 ⭐⭐ EBFG @felixforever34.bsky.social · 02/05/2025I want Cruz Azul to win concacaf Champions Cup I think Vancouver White Caps are a very well-built team and a very well-coached team and they might even win the supporter shield but I do not want them winning the CCC 111
Ben🌲 @bengelo.bsky.social · 02/05/2025There has been a lot of talk over if the Timbers are "legit" or not, and how they are outperforming the advanced analytics... One thing I know for sure is we lead the league in xFRIENDS and xVIBES, up there with xDAWG too. Those are the stats that really matter (xG and xGA does too but idc) #RCTID 1140
Ben🌲 @bengelo.bsky.social · 30/04/2025Quick late-night Portland Timbers realization... If the Vancouver Whitecaps go through to the CCC final tomorrow, the Timbers game next month in BC is 1000% being rescheduled... PTFC plays them May 31st, the CCC final is June 1st and will definitely get priority That sucks! #RCTID 120
Ben🌲 @bengelo.bsky.social · 28/04/2025Antony has the most G/A in MLS That is a real stat 10 games into the season what is life #RCTID 0151
Ben🌲 @bengelo.bsky.social · 27/04/2025Nashville SC has more goals today than the LA Galaxy have all year 😭😭 140
Ben🌲 @bengelo.bsky.social · 26/04/2025Im ngl, my brain may explode when he subs on for RSL for the first time lmfao He is so SKC that I just cant picture him in another kit in MLS 010
Ben🌲 @bengelo.bsky.social · 25/04/2025“That friday feeling🎉” and it’s a video of players paying their respects to their international teammate that just died?? There was so many other goal celebrations that MLS could have used in this compilation 110
Ben🌲 @bengelo.bsky.social · 24/04/2025I am not a very big fan of watching teams that are already good in the west… get better 010
Ben🌲 @bengelo.bsky.social · 21/04/20252024: Timbers HEAVILY rely on DP production to get anywhere; Evander had to carry an unreal load 2025: Timbers are supposed to regress offensively after the loss of Evander; however, the team almost looks better offensively in 2025, with 16 goals, only 1 from a DP It will get even better. #RCTID 1160
Reposted by Ben🌲Alex Barnes @alex-barnes.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Taking on a jaded, agenda-driven, know-it-all persona in your 40s is a really cool thing to do. 062
Ben🌲 @bengelo.bsky.social · 20/04/2025One genuine positive over this stretch of unbeaten games is the fact the Timbers have only conceded 2 goals from the run of play However a genuine negative is they have conceded 5 goals from free kicks and penalties #RCTID 080
